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Jordan Kurella
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Nebula and Sturgeon Award Finalist. Wrote I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY (Lethe Press), WHEN I WAS LOST (Trepidatio), and THE DEATH OF MOUNTAINS (Lethe Press). Got more stories, essays, and poems at JordanKurella.com. He/Him. GenAI is right out.
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gosh, what a wonderful thing to see when i wake up. if you want to listen to Premee (you do), you can get THE DEATH OF MOUNTAINS at this link here:
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i made a helpful reference
this is a trap
a hot vampire trap

also: would
Not today very hip and trans people targeted, camarilla recruitment scheme
no worries if you're late
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Possible new AI-driven impersonation scam spinning up: someone contacts you out of the blue w/ praise for your work, recommends you contact a (real) literary agent & provides an email addy--but of course it's fake & results in a referral for editing or marketing. Example below 1/2
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But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Natural Flavor was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Flavor, to control all others.
Excuse me…?
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it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby
used to be a guy who asked for spare change in front of the Newport Music Hall in Columbus, OH. he used to chant, "HELP IS ON THE WAY!"

now, whenever i am waiting for someone to come assist me with anything? "HELP IS ON THE WAY!"
do you ever have things that someone has said to you that live forever in your head (non-serious edition)? some older boomer hippie guy said “hahmmus gives you fahts” to me 26 years ago at a free fridge and i think of it every fucking single time i buy hummus to this day.
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Might be my favorite lighthouse pic ever. In Ushant, France.
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Someone should probably explain to CEO Mark Thompson that CNN stands for Cable News Network. Reporting the 'News' is their job.
today in the SFWA Writing Date, i learned that other writers use spreadsheets and tools to organize stuff.

meanwhile, me:
a man standing in front of a wall covered in sticky notes
Alt: a man standing in front of a wall covered in sticky notes
media.tenor.com
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Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
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Which Star Trek character is most likely to have a sexy vampire-themed holoprogram?
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I don’t want to talk about if we should show grace to the Nazi tattoo guy or if he should stop running & go back to his cushy job anymore I will just say that many states in the early 2000s either attempted to or passed laws where you could be fined, processed or imprisoned for sagging your pants.
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I just donated to my local food bank. If you can, you should too. People are already suffering but next month, in particular, is going to be so difficult.
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Not only is it going to be a hunger crisis, it's going to be a farm crisis. All those gallons of milk bought from dairy farmers, all the produce, all the on sale ground beef and packs of chicken that are paid for by SNAP are subsidies to farmers who don't qualify for commodities subsidies.
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My dad, explaining AI to my mom: “It doesn’t think. It copies stuff wrong.”
food banks need monetary donations (that means MONEY) from people who have the means to give. if you can, make the donation monthly. this helps out the food bank more than one large donation.
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so for all I can hype up OTHERSIDE or my friends, I'm the worst at hyping my own work up. which is to say hi yes I finally updated my website. it's basic and I need to make a proper page thumbnail eventually buuut:

www.spacevalkyries.com/writing

my writing page IS up to date on publications now~
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As a closing argument, Cuomo reminds New York City voters that he palpably hates New York City
More incentive
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Watch this and listen carefully.

Singapore PM on the change in the global order given the US is no longer the insurer of stability - a sentiment that will go beyond the current administration. But nobody else has stepped in building a foundation of multipolarity amid turbulence.
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“We don’t have illegal aliens… the legal term for my people were slaves….”
🚨This is what leadership looks and sounds like in 2025.✊🏼
i can see what you're saying.
yeah. i like the cleaner production quality on power metal cause i can hear more of the instrumentation and the bigger sound. like the cleaner production quality on classical for the same reason. but! you make very good points.