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Jordan Kurella
@jordankurella.com
Trans Queerdo. Nebula and Sturgeon Award Finalist. Wrote I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY (Lethe Press), WHEN I WAS LOST (Trepidatio), and THE DEATH OF MOUNTAINS (Lethe Press). Got more stories, essays, and poems at JordanKurella.com. He/Him. GenAI is right out.
Pinned
eligibility post time!!!!
this year i published two things:

novella: THE DEATH OF MOUNTAINS from @lethepress.bsky.social

short story: "The Messengers of Despair" from @bcsmagazine.bsky.social

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Noem leaves the hearing and is heckled as she departs the room
December 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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In the wise worlds of @emilyhughes.bsky.social

"You’d be a fool not to keep an eye on the month’s new books, lest they sneak up behind you in a dark alley."
Ancient Gods and Arachnids: Horror Highlights for December 2025 - Reactor
Add a little horror to your holiday reading list!
reactormag.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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THOMPSON: You blamed the shooting of Guardsmen solely on Joe Biden. Who approved the asylum for this same person?

KRISTI NOEM: This individual that came in---

THOMPSON: No. I want to know who approved----

NOEM: *keeps talking over Thompson*

T: I don't want to file perjury charges against you
December 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Also, congratulations everyone who made something this year. A comic, a song, a film, a novel, a painting, a poem, a short story, a sculpture, crochet, embroidery, whatever it is. In this era of slop and theft, if you *make* something you are a shining jewel and I am so grateful for you.
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Ramirez to Noem: "You lied on the record and you lied to members of this committee. You violated court orders by not turning around deportation flights bound for El Salvador where we know that hundreds of people under your leadership reported they were raped, beaten, and nearly died."
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Everything is Gender
December 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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I have two starter packs with speculative fiction publications - magazines, podcasts, and publishers. You can follow all or some from these lists.

1. bsky.app/starter-pack...

2. bsky.app/starter-pack...
December 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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THANEDAR: It is a fact that you ignored federal court orders in March and in May of this year. Do you plan on ignoring federal orders?

NOEM: We always comply with all federal court orders

THANEDAR: I'm sick of your lies
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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No thanks, Disney, I’ve got something better than AI.
December 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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In case anyone at the DOJ reads my feed, I want to offer a little patriotic help to you in your search for the headquarters of Antifa.

It's in Arlington National Cemetery.
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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this is crazy, these people are 2nd grade-level liars
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Good morning to bsky and the Trans Cube
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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also I have a piece in here about how Hegseth can’t even roll out a new Gemini powered military AI platform without fucking up and making numerous military and DoD personnel suspecting that it was phishing or illegitimate, reporting it for that, and not getting a straight answer for hours
In today’s ‘First Draft,’ House Democrats start to throw their weight around, Donald Trump inches ever closer to war with Venezuela, and more movement in the Epstein files saga.

Ready today's 'First Draft' by @petertwinklage.bsky.social:
zeteo.com/p/dems-final...
💪 Dems Finally Flex Their Muscles
Liberal lawmakers begin to plan their return to power, Pete Hegseth fumbles the military’s AI rollout, and Tucker Carlson makes a decent point... for once.
zeteo.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Trans people have been sounding the alarm for a long time. People shouldn’t wait until something affects them before they care though.
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
audiobooooooooooks!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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traaaash
Fucking incredible dystopian shit, comparing super rich people risking millions if not billions of lives just to make more money to people that risked their life actually building incredible things that would then make millions of dollars for super rich people.
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Orcas have started targeting commercial ship control systems, like rudders, to disrupt or break them. Eyewitnesses feel unnerved by the precision of these attacks in how the orcas ignore peripherals and know exactly what to do. Well, duh. Sophisticated intelligence as good or better than our own.
December 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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i like these home details designed for pets

IG meredithsterninteriors
December 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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A brief return of the Murderbot Humble Bundle! The charity is still World Central Kitchen.
Unlock and upgrade in the Return to Metroidvania rebundle, read up on exciting Sci-Fi with Matha Wells’ Murderbot & more, and add character to your game environments with the Best of Synty 4 Game Dev Assets rebundles! https://bit.ly/4oxXmjd
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Piracy.
Why are we putting the lives of US military members at risk in support of blatantly illegal acts? Doesn't anybody in the Congress take their oath seriously?
WATCH: U.S. forces seize oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
this gif no longer relevant
December 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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So I can’t read this for Reasons, but the first picture shows someone with matcha and guuuuys matcha is just chock full of caffeine. It’s more caffeinated than coffee.
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM