Brendan Kearns
@kearns.bsky.social
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Former band member @unm.edu . Together we can change the future in the future. he/him. Ace Support BLM, Support LGBTQIA+ people.
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mattmay.bsky.social
This guy: "Let's go"
Guest: "We can't"
This guy: "Why not"
Guest: "BECAUSE THIS IS LIVE THEATRE, WHO RAISED YOU"
luxalptraum.com
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway
I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way.
What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money.
Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight.
To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.
kearns.bsky.social
OPSEC isn't just for the NSA:
kylebutoverhere.bsky.social
In my continuing series "Not a Lawyer, So This is Not Legal Advice," today's not legal advice tip is that if you are (allegedly) involved in a drug selling operation, FOR FUCK'S SAKE do not take pictures of the fucking drugs, jfc
kearns.bsky.social
god just really hates the chop (understandably).
jonbois.bsky.social
this, 2014 andrew luck's fumble recovery, and marcus mariota's self-completion are the three most bewildering qb scramble touchdowns i've ever seen in the nfl. all three happened against the chiefs
cjzero.bsky.social
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD
Trevor Lawrence is something else
kearns.bsky.social
either his son is 12 or I'm 'fucking old'..... oh god.
kearns.bsky.social
@rachelleishman.bsky.social I'm at my local bar, and there's a guitarist murdering Bruce's "Dancing in the Dark"
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spooknine.bsky.social
Boy I hate being ruled by 4chan dweebs
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lacrimamundi.bsky.social
Important PSA!

Charcoal is a natural absorbent. Unfortunately it's quite liberal when it comes to WHAT it absorbs, meaning: it absorbs ANYTHING that goes into your stomach and gut.

That includes all the active substances from ANY kind of medication you take (incl. contraceptives, vitamins et al).
voireylinger.bsky.social
Friends, Spooky season is upon us.

Remember... foods dyed black with charcoal can interfere with medications. Don't eat them if you have an Rx
kearns.bsky.social
Oakland's lack of quality this match is only exceeded by the El Paso camera work. good lord just stay with the high-midlfield cam for 90% of the game.
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reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
What a line from the Pope! I am so pleased he is carrying on Pope Francis’ advocacy for immigrants.
More pointedly, the pope said, "Someone who says, I'm against abortion, but is in favor of the death penalty is not really pro-life. Someone who says, I'm against abortion but I'm in agreement with the inhuman treatment of immigrants in the United States, I don't know if that's pro-life."
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atherton.bsky.social
Nothing more embarrassing to be than an ICE agent.

"Oh, you've got a big day at work? Do you have to stand around an elementary school awkwardly waiting to separate a family? And that's your job? You get paid to do that? And I'm sure you show your face. Oh, you don't? Why not? Is this shameful?"
kearns.bsky.social
Still better than that time UTK did a Wizard of Oz show.
lukeknox.me
Arkansas band started with Somewhere Over the Rainbow, not totally sure what this shape is though
Arkansas band
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wardamnmegs.bsky.social
That was such a dangerous field rush omg
kearns.bsky.social
Obtuse, Rubber Goose, Green Moose, Guava Juice.

Truly some of the greatest things mankind has known.
smolrobots.bsky.social
Pot lucks. Cable TV. Softball. Jaywalking. College fraternities and sororities. Hall monitors.

A baffling country.
tomworsley1984.bsky.social
Tylenol was always one of those American things you didn't know what it was. Like Twinkies and Pottery Barn and Ted Koppel and whatever the hell a caucus is.
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galactic-amb.bsky.social
Ahh, 9am Pacific and Arizona (outside of the Navajo Nation).
Well, it's 10 am, and let's roll that beautiful NM United footage:
youtu.be/eDoBXV_QTQw?...
kearns.bsky.social
If the rapture really is tomorrow, can it be after I've watched THE EXPERIENCE, on the USL Youtube page tomorrow at 9am?
galactic-amb.bsky.social
Confused by this meme? Check out THE EXPERIENCE on the USL Youtube Page tomorrow at 9:00am, probably ET?

photo credit: Chancey Bush, @abqjournal.bsky.social.
meme first created by Penn State University
a photo of Isotopes Park, aka The Lab, with the words:

THIS IS OUR HOUSE:
NO ONE COMES INTO OUR HOUSE AND BEATS US


except for Tulsa Sacramento, Charleston, Phoenix, Memphis, Louisville, El Paso, Miami, Birmingham, San Antonio, Loudoun, Orange County, Reno
kearns.bsky.social
So this is how Notre Dame's independence dies, with a confusing, 'huh? how's that math work out?'
chrisvannini.com
NEWS: The ACC schools support moving to 9 conference games and playing 10 games against Power 4 opponents.

No details on when or how yet, but it's coming, on the heels of the SEC's move to 9 for next season.
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abqkatiestone.bsky.social
Just so y’all know the science has been out for years on moms causing autism in their kids by taking Tylenol while pregnant …. And the science says nope!
You will be lied to soon about this. Please know that any claim linking Tylenol to autism was debunked years ago.
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proudowlsoma.bsky.social
Love seeing what inclusion looks like from the Blue Crew at CPKC Stadium.
kearns.bsky.social
In 2010(?) WVU had a game (I think v. Marshall) where halftime was cancelled like this.
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opg.bsky.social
FUCK THIS JOIN ICE AD CURRENTLY RUNNING ON THE TEMPLE/GT GAME WITH A RUSTY SPORK
kearns.bsky.social
Now, I might not be the most soccer obsessed person in NM, but I've seen more Seattle Reign fans here in NM than I have Denver fans, so draw your own conclusions here
nwslsoccer.com
Who runs your state? 🐸☕

Here’s the map of most popular NWSL teams across the U.S. based off Vision Insights Data.

Learn more: bit.ly/4mnmS9G
kearns.bsky.social
I'm sure the answer is 'because there was a PI that was a spot foul' but it amuses me how it's not 50 yards in penalties, but 47.