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🔞--18+ pleabse--🔞 --hi i'm 20 and weird-- --KING OF BOINGO-- --aspiring Everything-- --nawn binarie-- --mostly doggy-- --reskeets ARE endorsements. fuck you-- --"LEPIDELECTRIC" on any platform, incl. discord-- -- still THE ANTIPOP--

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carpe testiculum @lepidelectric.bsky.social · Jul 28

it increases.

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alex(twt) @alextwt.bsky.social · 20h

recruitment

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StaggerNight @staggernight.bsky.social · Feb 1

Workplace Prank

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Peetorlol (10 COMM SLOTS)(🔜FURPOC) @peetorlol.bsky.social · 2d

I wasn't lying in vc yesterday :> (This reminded me of how much i hate modeling hair) @morgatorium.bsky.social

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More Connie per Connie! 🐍🐍 @nagaconnie.bsky.social · 3d

WARNING: OXYGEN DEPLETED
USING FUEL AS AIR

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it’s xeecee @xeecee.bsky.social · 1d

check this out lmao

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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 1d

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are looking up at the same spot in the ceiling.
Green: Do we have a dead moth on the ceiling?
Blue: No. It's alive.

Green turns to look at Blue, whose eyes are still on the moth.
Green: It's what?
Blue: It sits in a different spot every morning.

Both of the foxes return to looking up at the moth.
Green: Should we do something about it?

Now Blue turns to look at Green, who keeps staring at the moth.
Blue: Make it pay rent?
Green: I think it flinched.

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Donny @dgschell.bsky.social · 17h

We should bring back dropping cryptic clues to our emotional states through the sharing of highly curated songs on our profiles

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Dia ➡️ NFC @diazrar.bsky.social · 20h

just another one of those memories that haunts me daily

[ #art / #sillyhours ]

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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 18h

still amazing to me the number of movies, games, etc. which have Venus Flytrap-based creatures in some form compared to the actual native range of Venus Flytrap, which is like, the great untamed jungles of a few wet pine savannas in North Carolina

map illustrating the native range of Venus Flytrap plants, just a little half circle around coastal North and South Carolina in USA

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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 𓅰 🐱 @lucavi.bsky.social · 1d

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Elyon113 @elyon113.bsky.social · 1d

All my supporters boycott Chick fil a

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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning Bluesky !

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bendwalsh.bsky.social @bendwalsh.bsky.social · 1d

wtaf are you talking about

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clay 🪴 @claypot.blue · 1d

legendary home page pull

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 9d

Nancy By Ernie ď

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- SLIUGGO IS READING A BOOK
ABOUT HYPNOSIS aTh
SLUGGO: I'VE BEEN STUDYIN' DIS
HYPNOTISM ALL WEEK.--NOW
I'LL TRY IT ??

P2-SŁUGO: ABBA DABBA … YOU'RE A DOG.. SLUGGO PUTS A SPELL ON ONE OF THE BOYS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

P3- SLUGGO: OW- W
BOY:G R - R -R
THE BOY IS BITING SLUGGO ON THE LEG.

P4-SLUGGO: I’M GLAD I DIDN’T MAKE HIM A LION
SLUGGO IS RUNNING AS THE BOY IS BITING ON SLUGGO’S COATTAILS

NARRATOR: -
BE CAREFUL, SLUGGO..
IT REALLY WORKS

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 1d

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
OCTOBER 09,1947

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WATCHING A MOVIE AT THE THEATER
NANCY: NOW WATCH THAT SECRET DOOR --- HERE COMES THE SNEAKY
BUTLER I TOLD YOU ABOUT... KEEP AN EVE ON THE MAID---
P2- NANCY: --THE DAGGER IS ON THAT SHELF ••• THE WIFE DOESN'T KNOW, BUT A HAND WILL COME THROUGH THAT WINDOW..
P3-NANCY: - - GET READY FOR A SCREAM - --- WATCH THAT CABINET WHEN IT OPENS--- WAIT FOR THAT MOAN FROM THE HALL --

P4- A MAN SITTING BEHIND NANCY AND SLUGGO IS EATING A CANDY BAR, HE IS MAKING CRUNCHING SOUNDS

NANCY: QUIET PLEASE
NANCY IS VERY UPSET THAT THE MAN IS MAKING CRUNCHING SOUNDS, EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS BEEN TALKING DURING THE MOVIE

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

Some art I did for the Batting Around podcast. Sums up my feelings right now.

Alex Haus of Decline tenderly kisses Alejandro Kirk on the back of the head with a SMEK

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 2d

genuinely squealed like I saw a celebrity

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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 1d

When I was driving home last night I was at a long light and I noticed the old guy in the lane next to me had his window down, so I rolled down my window and played the fuckin "I woke up with a boner" track at unreasonable volume. He looked at me like I was insane and I smiled and gave thumbs up.

HARDLY KNOW 'ER - colon3

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Meow🧡💜💖🖤 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 1d

i Gotta go back in time and suck off whoever invented honey mustard

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Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 2d

All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)

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Kerfuś @nystre.bsky.social · 1d

@jonbois.bsky.social what's this move called

Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 2d

All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)

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carpe testiculum @lepidelectric.bsky.social · 1d

saw a house centipede in the break room at work the other day and stood over them so that nobody would accidentally step on them as they sauntered into a hole in the wall

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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 1d

finally some fucking FOOD

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Gavin Miller @worriedaboutsatan.bsky.social · 1d

Still some left if you want in!

Gavin Miller @worriedaboutsatan.bsky.social · 2d

Ricochet had it's first birthday the other day, and as usual I completely forgot haha. Anyway, have some codes for it if you'd like a copy:

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worriedaboutsatan.bandcamp.com/yum

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