"A future president, even dumber than you, will allow Qatar, the country that harbored Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the architect of the plane attacks in NY, PA, and DC today, and whose royal family will help him escape capture by the US, to build a military base on US soil to train Qataris to fly jets."

It's not shopping w my wife that bothers me. I actually enjoy being w her.
2 things irk me.
1) Salespeople that don't know how to sell/close.
- Standing isn't selling.

2) Guys who walk around frustrated about shopping w their partner.
- What else were you going to do? Watch sports?!?

I'm at CVS-

YW1) I don't know which one is best for my face.

YW2) I know. I'm so stupid when it comes to this.

Me) You should never call yourself stupid.

YW2) I do it all the time.

Me) It's a bad habit you should break, not knowing something doesn't make you stupid.

My no. 8 rule for business.
Whenever I'm at work, no problem has to be solved at 5:45 p.m.
If I text or email you about it I'm going to end the message w 'It's a tomorrow problem. It doesn't need a today solution.'
A new dawn blooms fresh ideas.
Besides, I don't want you to be late for Happy Hour.

Thanks to this article by @davidwondrich.bsky.social, I made a 50-50 Martini with Plymouth Navy Strength gin (and Noilly Prat dry vermouth if you want to know), and it might be my new favorite thing.

Where's his belt?

For (us) liberals, @msnbc.com is our last, best hope in mass media. Today's a big day: separation from NBC. With CNN likely falling under the sway of the miniMurdochs & their Bari, I pray MSNOW stays true to its 4pm-on soul. We need it now more than ever.
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All crew,

Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: http://bit.ly/1MUISmu

Worf

This is evil. There is nothing Christian about this.

If you’re in Illinois and you’re disturbed by the images that you’re seeing of the Illinois State Police in Broadview this morning, please call now. It will honestly take 30 seconds. I spoke to a real person.

Here are the phone numbers:

312-814-2121

312-814-2122

217-782-6830

217-782-6831

yes please

The Fruitful Spirits #whisky Bottler have rare single cask of 32 yo Tomatin at reasonable price £450. Distilled in 1991, matured in a first-fill bourbon barrel before being finished in a PX sherry quarter cask. cask strength 45.3% and only 91 bottles.
#Tomatin
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Completed a very nice walk up Thrid Avenue ( 41st to 85 ).
Proud that my old out of shape ass made it.
Time for a reward.

I can't get mad a guys who need pills to get women in bed. That trio of collective Small Dink Energy couldn't get laid in a all women's prison with a sack full of pardons.
I fear not the loudest roar in the jungle but the predator you don't hear coming.

Heading out to the beach today? ⛱️

Use extra caution given the Moderate to High rip current risk from Florida to Maine today (October 2). Try to find a beach with lifeguards - and when in doubt, don't go out!
weather.gov/safety

Cartoon by @billbramhall.bsky.social.

He. Was. Indicted. For. Bribery. In. 2024. Do. Not. Congratulate.

It’s always interesting when politicians say hate and violence have no place in this country. It was founded on those principles.

Best way to learn about bars, drinking at a bar, ordering a drink, and tipping at a bar - Listen to a bartender.

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IN THE PURSUIT OF THE PERFECT NEGRONI #Gincident. A night fueled w a quadfecta of Gin based cocktails. The Classic Negroni & Window Seat by VALERIE’s Marshall Minayat. The Orange Moon by Dear Irving’s Meaghan Dorman. The Serenade by Atsushi NYC. Thank you @no3gin.matthew.

Remember: The GOP’s nonsensical culture wars are meant to distract you from corporate corruption and plunder. [Cartoon by Jace Avery]

Sneakers.
I'm reminded of an old interview on Letterman w Timothy Busfield. Letterman asked how was it working Redford.
Busfield said, He's wet with charisma.
It stuck with me. One of the best compliments a person could give and receive.

I'm either making a HUGE mistake or about to enjoy a good/bad movie.
Welcome to Jurassic World: Rebirth.
Wish me luck.