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matthew @m.pahuski.com · 47m

Many things about the current moment are indeed Not Great, but I think we need to consciously reflect on the little ways our quality of life has improved in recent decades. And the over-the-air TV experience of 2025 makes 2005 look like the Stone Age.

matthew @m.pahuski.com · 1h

I think my favorite artifacts from the past are the things that are so specific to a certain point in time, or were so thoroughly made obsolete, or considered so universally bad, that everyone basically forgot them instantly. Like CD longboxes. Or these things.

Red debit card with the Department of Commerce seal and text: “TV Converter Box Coupon Program, $40 towards the purchase of an eligible converter box”

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matthew @m.pahuski.com · 3h

Dems have been reading theory

Fake cover of “Xi: The Art of Doing Nothing” in the style of “Trump: The Art of the Deal,” with a photo of an exaggeratedly buff, smiling Xi Jinping

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matthew @m.pahuski.com · 6h

oh great now who’s gonna shoot me in the face with a 28-gauge shotgun

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 7h

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

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Perry Areolar @perryodontal.bsky.social · 1d

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

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according to the liberation newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: "the password of the louvre's video surveillance server was simply " louvre. "

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matthew @m.pahuski.com · 22h

get the hell outta here

text screenshot:

from sender: “Vote Pate Dugan for Philadelphia District Attorney on Nov 4! Paid for by Philadelphians for Safe Streets. Not authorized by any candidate or candidate’s committee. Stop to stop.”

reply: “I will vote for Krasner even more enthusiastically just to spite you”

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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 1d

Rude of stores to play Christmas music today, in the heart of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald Season

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matthew @m.pahuski.com · 1d

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 1d

it’s gonna smell so good in here

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matthew @m.pahuski.com · 1d

never a doubt

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 2d

After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion

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logo, thurkey thinkin @logophobe.bsky.social · 2d

POV pointing a handgun at the sun with "DAYLIGHT SAVED" imposed over in the Dark Souls font

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matthew @m.pahuski.com · 2d

getting into Edmund Fitzgerald season, and I'm not sure there's a line in any song that gets me every time quite like "does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?"

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 2d

I am going to spatchcock and oven-roast the Limu Emu.

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Nicky Flowers @nickyflowers.com · 2d

well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 2d

Recency bias notwithstanding, I feel like Vladito and Yamamoto are two of the most astonishing sustained postseason performances I've ever seen. I'm sure Madison Bumgarner has a case but I don't want care to think about him at this moment. I'd rather think about the cool guys.