Mat Bowles (He/Þei)
@matgb.uk
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Displaced Devonian in Yorkshire, goth with a tendency to yawn lots. Never saw the appeal of being a "real man" so a little bit NB, here for the SF, history, science and friends Icon and banner from Doomtown, best card game ever made
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Ye gods, I'd quit the place by that point and always avoided the fbpe types when I could, I knew there was bad/weird stuff out there but that's a whole other level of fuck off
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unklerupert.uk
So THAT’S what happened to David Blaine’s box!
matgb.uk
Aye, when a car takes out one of the drystones locally the council normally has to cement in or use a brick core to repair because they can't get the skilled people and it's cheaper to use more materials than rebuild using the existing stones :-(
matgb.uk
I think a bunch of people heard Farage et al's propaganda aimed at minorities and just assumed everyone thought that despite it being, y'know, propaganda written by posh brexiteers that didn't work

A very subtle "us white folks are too smart to fall for lies but they did" undertone sometimes :-(
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Mangle wurzels were a staple crop for centuries until we stopped needed horses for everything, now there's enough better fodder to go around

Course, they were also what people carved jack o'lanterns out of before we discovered pumpkins

Ironically, you don't harvest them with combines ;-)
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lukebmtb.bsky.social
It's a Universal Serial Bus socket so shouldn't ne on a train at all.
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matgb.uk
And the other cows there are a dwarf breed so it looks even bigger than it actually is anyway
matgb.uk
No cicadas in afroeurasia, most of us are fairly sure they're something, um, a bit like grasshoppers but weird

When you combine translation issues with geographic issues and technical terminology you can get some strange collisions
matgb.uk
Yeah, but hear me out here

Woodchuck Day

Learn how to throw a piano in 10,000 iterations :-D
matgb.uk
After humans, badgers are the largest land predators in the UK

I have been, very carefully, in the same field as some a couple times because they're nocturnal but cool

Even my gung ho war hero Granddad was scared of getting close to a badger

Yours are weird looking tho, give you that
matgb.uk
Or just have a Preview button and tell people to knock it off once you've got that--didn't preview, your fault
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kipwilliams.bsky.social
Truly boggled by the number of people for whom "copy the post text, delete the post, repost with error fixed" is not a viable solution., but "make fraud possible by changing a post that's already been replied to" looks just great.
matgb.uk
This is cool

And today I learn that the old brythonic/Dumnonian/Cornish word for high hill was ewhella

Which is why the highest hill in Cornwall is called Brown Willy and the highst hill in Devon is High Willhays
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hottycouture.bsky.social
As a fashion historian, I will die on this hill: the point of having blue hair and nose rings (or spiky nails or stripper heels or tattoos or an all-black wardrobe) is not to look pretty or cool. It's to look (and feel) powerful--something many young American women crave right now. And it's working.
acyn.bsky.social
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
matgb.uk
Monosexuals are weird again:

"You don’t have to feel bad about doing any of this, because all you’re guilty of is helping. Educating. At absolute worst, being cruel to be kind. It’s bordering on philanthropic to relieve somebody of what does not serve them"

By 'relieve' she means steal and bin BTW
thechiller.bsky.social
Just stay single, honestly.
theguardian.com
My foolproof guide to living with a partner – and not falling out about home decor | Polly Hudson
matgb.uk
We have separate rooms, deliberately, even tho we have similar tastes

I don't get the 'boasting about lying for 20 years' columnist thing, it's just weird

The straits are not OK
matgb.uk
Capitalists: evil
Markets: anti-capitalist tool of the people
lordbonkers.bsky.social
"People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but the conversation ends in a conspiracy against the public, or in some contrivance to raise prices" - Adam Smith.
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matthighton.bsky.social
You know what, it’s one of those days, have Cookie Monster kaiju again.
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ryannorth.ca
I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it
matgb.uk
That 1924 was over a hundred years ago is one of those doesn't compute I'm old now things...
matgb.uk
He did in Jingo didn't he? Took the sub off to explore under the island? It's been awhile since I reread that one
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mostlybree.kitrocha.com
Tonight there is a game that is going on longer than games can go on and also it's either very exciting if very boring or very nerve-wracking and also maybe someone failed to catch a ball and idk if it was a player or some rich person we hate
mostlybree.kitrocha.com
I love that I have finally hit a sufficient number of mutuals who post frequently about sports that I get to make up elaborate stories where I try to piece all of the vague & mysterious posts into a coherent narrative.