Aaaaaand he can fuck right off.

BUT HEY!

THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.

Well naturally his heart doesn't have much wear, he doesn't use it. *sound of delighted crowd laughing, then cheering*

(w/ @topspinthefuzzy.bsky.social)

I want them all prosecuted. Every last one of them.

The Flintstones, meanwhile, by the 90s were already on their way to being relegated to cereal and vitamins.

Woody was... never a concern.

And Dennis... well, aside from the YIKES, yeah, no.

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

THIS armor makes you a bit faster setting traps! okay well I can only lay down like two or three traps at a go for no good reason whatsoever so like now I'm not exactly being encouraged to set up traps for prey, won't be using that armor then

I don't feel like I'm progressing, gear-wise. I'm discouraged from trying new techniques/gear because THIS bow does acid and fire but THIS bow does frost and acid but at short-range but THIS bow does super-long-range okay that's it I'm sniping from a distance forever now fuck off

oh yeah, remembering one of my genuine complaints about Horizon Forbidden West: the change to the weapons and armor

now it's a billion different versions with a billion combinations of range and elements and effects and bonuses and god dammit it's too much, the first game's setup was WAY better

the best evidence that none of these turds have actual friends, might have NEVER had an actual friend in their lives, and don't even know what an actual friend IS.

we are literally besieged in all aspects of american life by unrestrained plutocrats who themselves are surrounded by toadies and sycophants, not one person there to tell them that their hair looks idiotic, their plan to invade portland is insane, that their AI does not work. bring back hard truths

that johnson is more terrified of seating a duly elected democrat who could force an epstein vote than having the entire government shut down really makes me wonder about that epstein vote tbh

I just installed a fake bookcase over the entrance to my attic, but it looks a little conspicuous on the ceiling now that I look at it.

An interesting development in recent times is the creation of high-end collectibles based on historic action figure flops.

*tapping the Yikes again, for the newbies*

Respectfully, Dennis The Menace The Comic, I reeeeeaaaally don't think you want to open the can of worms that is "what would Dennis's life be like if there were no comic strips"

the specific way al gore says "i will" in this bit. it pops into my head damn near every day www.youtube.com/watch?v=roRQ...

Just an FYI it has been explicitly confirmed that Newsom has bot farms on his payroll astroturfing discussion about him with this exact set of claims “he’s the only one protecting queer people” “the left is to extreme for its own good” “not supporting Newsom is supporting MAGA”

between completed upgrade sets and 3D print projects there's so many more cost effective ways to put a Megatron arm on your SS86 Prime, assuming you already have one. This is aimed at people who are reading the comics, super into the Megatron arm thing, and somehow never look at Transformers online.

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

May history forget this scummy motherfucker's name

Senate Democrats are blasting congressional Republicans for shutting down the US government to preserve devastating healthcare cuts, but over half of them voted with the GOP late Thursday to give nearly $1 trillion to the Pentagon, which has never passed an audit.