ollie masters
@olliemastersbskys.bsky.social
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I’m starting to think I might have left it too late to be a child genius Writer. Repped by Jago Irwin at Independent Talent.
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olliemastersbskys.bsky.social
I reluctantly redirect my booing from Jamie to the socks instead
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samfr.bsky.social
Somehow taking the work of Iain Banks, Douglas Adams and Alan Moore and turning into a vicious ethnonationalist libertarianism...
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samfr.bsky.social
Goes back to the argument I made in the Guardian earlier this year that the world is in danger because the techbros have completely misunderstood a bunch of sci-fi and fantasy...

www.theguardian.com/books/2025/a...
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paulinekaelbot.bsky.social
THE ELEPHANT MAN is a very pleasurable surprise. Though I had seen ERASERHEAD, which is the only other feature directed by David Lynch, and had thought him a true original, I wasn't prepared for the strength he would bring out of understatement. (1980)
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mjowen174.bsky.social
If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk
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I offer a broad and diverse range of writing services. Get in touch!
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lucyprebblish.bsky.social
Fucking French, man
tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”
Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs". There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."
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stephenkb.bsky.social
Fascinated by the people replying to this going “well, I can’t read it because of the paywall, so I have no choice but to argue with a version I made up”. I can’t read it because of the paywall either, so I do more productive things, like fretting about today’s Arsenal game.
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olliemastersbskys.bsky.social
Just one more draft
unenthusiast.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

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hammancheez.bsky.social
"The chancellor approved it"
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jenwilliamsft.bsky.social
There was a deadly terror attack on a synagogue here just over a week ago; for many Jewish people it was what they had long feared. The next day, the Labour DPM was booed and heckled at the vigil. I’d be more surprised if a Labour DL candidate wasn’t asked for her views on the context tbh
adambienkov.bsky.social
BBC asking Bridget Phillipson at length about rising antisemitism in the UK (which actually fell last year according to new figures, albeit still very high) but not at all about rising Islamophobia, which is up by 19% year-on-year
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edmorrish.bsky.social
you know that critique of ai that says it’s like taking a forklift to the gym and expecting to get stronger? well this bit of that guardian article about people using chatgpt in dating apps kinda proves it correct
Which is why the man who greeted her inside the pub – polite, pleasant but oddly flat – felt like a stranger. Gone was the quickfire wit and playful rhythm she’d come to expect from their exchanges. Over pints he stumbled through small talk, checked his phone a little too often, and seemed to wilt under the pressure of her questions. “I felt like I was sitting opposite someone I’d never even spoken to,” she says. “I tried to have the same sort of conversation as we’d been having online, but it was like, ‘Knock, knock, is anyone home?’ – like he knew basically nothing about me. That’s when I suspected he’d been using AI.”

Rachel gave her date the benefit of the doubt. “I thought maybe he was nervous,” she says. But she’d been “Chatfished” before, so when the gap between his real and digital selves failed to close on their second date, she called it off. “I’d already been ChatGPT-ed into bed at least once. I didn’t want it to happen again.”
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dorianlynskey.bsky.social
I find it weird how people can acknowledge that UK politics is volatile to an unprecedented degree and yet talk very confidently about the shape of an election in 2029. Reform is depicted as a permanent and unstoppable force and Labour as utterly doomed. Doesn't add up to me
jamesomalley.co.uk
It's almost exactly four years since Tim Shipman's notorious "Boris Johnson squats like a giant toad" tweet.

Seems like important context given how we often talk as though the next election – four years away – is a done deal.
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gailmyerscough.co.uk
I’m Gail, a one woman business, based in Manchester.
I create prints, homewares & cards inspired by midcentury design, music and architecture.
Have a look gailmyerscough.co.uk
A collage of some of my products: art prints with record players, books and brutalist architecture, a teal T-shirt with cassette tapes, 70s patterned cushion, orange patterned phone case, cassette mug, and a spiral design slipmat.
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nndroid.bsky.social
For the love of God, stop sharing your shitty AI videos of Trump being arrested, rats running around the Al-Jazeera studio and musicians doing stupid dances. You are impoverishing artists and creating an environment when anyone caught red handed can just claim the video is faked. #FuckAI
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wendylyon.bsky.social
Have just seen a post on X featuring a screenshot of a house share offer in Kerry, digitally altered to say “No Irish”. The actual ad can be found online easily and of course says no such thing, but the target audience hasn’t checked and is reacting predictably.

This will only get worse.
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johnharris1969.bsky.social
Allies and soulmates of Trump may well become the next UK government. This why special needs parents plead with Labour ministers: do not take our hard-won rights away, from us or families who might face this in the future
sarapartridge.bsky.social
There are reports that the *entire* office of special education at the US Dept of Education has been cut. These hardworking folks ensure kids with disabilities get equal access to a quality education.

America’s children deserve better than this.
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matthighton.bsky.social
Oldie but a goodie, Spice Girls Dune.
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jacoboller.bsky.social
woke up from a nap in a frenzy
a few good men but make it a few small beers
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tvaziri.com
if you hear a creative or a creative-adjacent person say something along the lines of “whatever you think about AI, it’s here to stay” they probably just got pAId
olliemastersbskys.bsky.social
My kitchen sponge is very disappointed in me
An upset looking kitchen sponge
olliemastersbskys.bsky.social
Three drinks is the exact right amount for me to drink on a night out.
Unfortunately three drinks is also the exact amount that make me go ‘well, might as well get fucked now’
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tomilaffly.bsky.social
David Lynch
Gene Hackman
Robert Redford
Diane Keaton
Michael Madsen
Val Kilmer
Graham Greene
Claudia Cardinale
And more….

This is a massive slice of cinema history right here. Can 2025 just fuck off already please?!
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danielgray.com
Diane Keaton by Annie Leibovitz, 1986