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planetmatt

@planetmatt.bsky.social

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Here for photos of your dog, your lunch, and to escape Musk's hellscape of sycophantic blue tick simpletons. I play The FINALS, and very old arcade games. I also enjoy a nice sit down, a cup of tea, and a biscuit.

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 15h

Mulder, throwing a folder across the desk to Scully: you ever hear about a Mr Blobby?

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"How" @myoneandonlykat.bsky.social · 1d

Timeline cleanse!

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 1d

They'll never top Bad Company 2.

planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

Oh no, no more Brown Cheese for America.

planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

He went all the way to an island to fuck kids so I think he's cool with going the distance to do general lying fuckery.

planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

Well played Noble peace people, well played.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2d

Trump ran a great campaign for Machado’s Peace Prize.

planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

AI Bubble meltdown locked in now.

planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

I'm sure President Trump will take being beaten by a women in the good grace, respect, and humour he's famous for.

Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 2d

Nobel Peace Prize awarded to María Corina Machado on.ft.com/4nTWp5l

Nobel Peace Prize awarded to María Corina Machado

Win for Venezuela’s main opposition leader dashes the hopes of US President Donald Trump

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

As Norway correctly ignores the Fanta Fash in the Nobel nominations, I notice that Trump is the exact same colour as Norwegian Brown Cheese.

planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

Corporations are dealing with real and sophisticated Vishing attacks and schools are going to create tools that make this easier AND with a user base of children. Beyond irresponsible.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 3d

You know what, it’s one of those days, have Cookie Monster kaiju again.

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 2d

This is what the internet is for

Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 3d

oh hell yeah youtu.be/nGZOFyLrCwk?...

Slug Eating Spaghetti Time Lapse (With Stopwatch Timer)

YouTube video by Nature's Fantastic

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

If you get honked in the UK, you super fucked up.

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

100% Democracy can only work with an informed populace. The complete collapse of actual journalism is a precursor to the total collapse of functional democracy.

planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

I think it's mostly in tone and rhetoric rather than policy. Davey has been vocal about calling out Trump, Farage, Populism, while Labour have tried to court the roundabout painter demographic with mealy mouthed appeasement.

planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

Without a shadow of irony, there will be MAGA watching that thinking that unicorn will make their kids gay and Trump needs to crush it with a tank.

planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

Rishi Sunak on day 1 of his big AI adventure.

two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` hello , computer ? '' .

ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` hello , computer ? '' .

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

Lib Dem are sweeping up moderates from both Tory and Labour while the extremes for both left and right move to the Greens and Reform. Labour and Conservatives are dead parties walking.

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

Yes, went from Ocado own brand to Packington White ones. Both terrible, fragile shells. Using Burford Browns now which are good albeit eye wateringly expensive.

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 2d

Friday.

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

Totally prepared for MAGA to openly burn Roald Dahl books in the streets.

planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

It's the collective noun for many intellectual thefts.

planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 2d

AI Bubble Market crash 100% locked in now this little dweeb is onboard.

Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 2d

Rishi Sunak’s twin appointments mean he will be advising rivals in the push for AI breakthroughs. on.ft.com/3KNw22e

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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 3d

MAGA furiously trying to glue their foreskins back on.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 3d

RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 3d

after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet

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