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Professor Freaksworth

@proffreakzworth.bsky.social

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Serial liker. Twitter is dead. Views are carefully manufactured to make you like me. 43

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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · Oct 14

Liking posts complaining or making fun of groups I belong to

Homer Simpson laughing and saying it's true. It's true. We're so lame.

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 14h

Nice starter pack. It would nicer if I was on it

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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 2h

I wish I could be that like for you

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 9h

I thought a cool person liked my post. Not that if you've liked my post before, you're not cool. Like a different cool person who I think is cool liked my post. Not that I don't want your likes, too. It's just that I thought this specific person who I think you know what I don't have to explain shit

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11h

People logging back into Bluesky for the first time in a year

Homer crawling through the Supplicant door

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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · Jun 20

Soon I will perfect my race of super atomic reply guys and then I will rule the world!

Bela Lugosi in Bride of the Monster revealing his plan for world domination

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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · Sep 7

When the reply doesn't get a courtesy like from a mutual

Screenshot from the end of the movie The Mist. Man holding a gun up and screaming in anguish.

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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · May 31

When you have to think of funny posts now that people are following you

Photograph of a woman who does not look happy to be at work in the late 1930s

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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 14h

I can’t believe you did that in pubic

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18h

i'm not going to chide or scold anyone for only now leaving twitter. your private, unspoken acknowledgment that i'm your intellectual and moral superior is all i need

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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · May 19

The professor promises to be weird and off putting in DMs

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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 2d

Georgia O’Keefe with a quote bubble underneath her picture to quote the original post

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Bella ghoul original @bellatrellia.bsky.social · 2d

I must say it certainly does seem like everyone is still posting here

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BIG JIM PUMPKIN @papihustle.bsky.social · 2d

I show up every day hoping that the 40 or 50 something hot girls post selfies because I love that shit but I also know that it's creepy to say that in their replies so I don't do that. I am a god damned gentleman,

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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 2d

Truly an under-appreciated driving force of history

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Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 2d

aight it's been a week, hate to keep doing "where are my pals" so this will be the last time: I promise less hammer-beatings posting and more hammer-and-sickle posting.

Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 11d

Working on getting my account back but follow me here for now. Proof of identity

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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 5d

Riff on the big account’s post or is what I’m thinking an annoyance to this random stranger. The life of a reply guy…

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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 7d

Huge W

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Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 7d

this is exactly it. I’m not naive. I know a lot of these guys are MAGA. but nearly all of them put the pride cap on, suck it up for a two hour and 40 minute game, and aren’t whiny baby assholes about it

Matt Trueblood @matrueblood.bsky.social · 7d

I think every team has a guy at least as odious as Kershaw, and perhaps half have one on Treinen’s level. It’s just that (and I don’t mean to downplay this, please keep this up, fellas) a lot of them know how to shut up. Just shutting up is hugely valuable to your reputation.

David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 7d

It's a testament to the Dodgers' industry-leading depth that when one of their accomplished-but-washed chud pitchers duffs a game out of reach they actually have another accomplished-but-washed chud with even worse politics to bring in to mop it up. Most teams don't even have one guy that odious.