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evil queen jolene @queenjolene.bsky.social · Dec 15

we’re anarchists! we don’t think there’s such a thing as good presidents! also FDR did rather famously lock up thousands of Japanese Americans in camps!

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 3h

i understand he didn’t have much time to decide on a design, and covers are tricky, but jesus christ, dude

Graham Platner flashing his new tattoo which might be a turtle and might be a gangrenous heart

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · Jul 13

this is basically the story of bonnie and clyde

r/TrueOffMyChest u/No_Cow7102 . 22h My husband and I are such mediocre people, I have no idea how we got this fairytale romance
Basically the title. My husband and 1 are not great people. Average looking. He is a littie bigoted, not funny, most likely mildly autistic. I'm mentally ill and insecure and needy. Both of us are uninteresting
But we have like this insane, insane love for each other. I was so completely ok with my independence as a person before we met and now 1 unironically think I would kill myself if he ever died
Neither of us have friends. Our family cares about US but We have rocky relationships with them mainly because we don't really like them (we're not great people). I can spend every minute of every day with this dude and not really get tired of it. We can get in the car and just drive for hours and talk. And he isn't even funny and neither of us are particularly smart so idk what the hell we are even talking for

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 6h

They’re doing this to me tomorrow

Demon flattening someone out and preparing to cut them into soba noodles

Japanese hell scrolls -1855

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indiana jones @jazzpomegranate.com · 5h

this is seriously one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Emissary Of Night | ليلى @diplomatofnight.com · 5h

I'm not joking, here is the video

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 5h

the American century of humiliation is in full swing

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sherbert hoover @sherberthoover.bsky.social · 5h

only president i remember yearning for ballroom was LBJ

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 5h

im sorry to keep on this but the "ballroom" is just so funny. it's funny that the democrats keep losing to president ballroom. it's so funny how the regime keeps saying shit like "for 150 years presidents have longed for a magnificent event space." president deals my people yearn for ballroom

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Ghoulentine Pogen @hex.ooo · 1d

this is not my beautiful house! this is not my beautiful wife!

Pornhub Out of Context 🎃 @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 1d

billybobjr58
My god what have i done
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caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 5h

M-W just absolutely bodied

The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · Sep 4

Merriam-Webster
Merriam-Webster
@merriam-webster.c... • 17h
enshittification noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

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Gold Yoshi @goldyoshi.bsky.social
[Screenshot of the enshittification page on Merriam Websters website. It says where does enshittification come from and the entire page is covered in ads]

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 5h

if Platner had covered his swastika up with a Dickbutt tattoos and i think I'd be on board

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 6h

Lmao

Politico @politico.com · 6h

Curtis Sliwa says he would rather be fatally tortured than drop out of the NYC mayoral race and work for Andrew Cuomo.

Give me candidacy or give me death: GOP nominee holds firm in NYC mayoral race

Curtis Sliwa said he would rather be fatally tortured than drop out and work for one of his rivals.

www.politico.com

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Harry McKillen @harrymckillen.com · 15h

@electionlit.bsky.social Have you seen this one floating about for your collection?
Source: www.reddit.com/r/ireland/s/...

Election poster for Conchair O'Choimbair with the tagline "Finally a Druid President for Ireland" and a one above his head stating "Bring Back Brehon Law"

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evil queen jolene @queenjolene.bsky.social · 21h

Pulaski is evil, albeit funny, but I just cannot condone her treatment of Data.

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evil queen jolene @queenjolene.bsky.social · 21h

Crusher amuses and delights me, between ghost fucking and her own little personal universe and that time she went to bat for the microscopic nanite species

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evil queen jolene @queenjolene.bsky.social · 21h

the doctors on Trek are like

1 Crusher
2 Bashir
3 Phlox
4 Hologram
5 McCoy
6 MBenga
7 Culber
8 Pulaski

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 1d

this would be an amazing cover up tattoo

Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 1d

the real victim of these trying times is Mr. Cool Ice

man who has several large tattoos of Achewoodesque skulls in sunglasses accompanied by the phrase “Mr. Cool Ice” in an aggressively sans serif font. Unfortunately he has “ICE” written in large letters on his wrists. he has sunglasses tattooed on the back of his head. I can not overstate that he essentially has the same thing tattooed all over himself in like six different places

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Antique Superheroes @antiquesuperheroes.bsky.social · 1d

We saw you from across the big top and we liked your vibe

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Technical appreciator @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 1d

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 1d

The whole internet loves buff white populist, who combines left wing ideas with masculine aesthetics prized among reactionaries!

*5 seconds later* we regret to inform you the populist has a totenkopf tattoo

Erdogan Gwan Delilah @socialconcarne.bsky.social · 1d

chat it doesn't look good

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · Sep 5

Take a moment to imagine if holodecks existed right now. At least half the country would be Barclay or Geordi. It wouldn't be an unusual thing at all for people to become literally unable to interact with real people without being extremely weird and off-putting.

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Goofing With The Goon @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 2d

We pondered running ads on KTC but opted to stay squarely in the user subscription model because we don't want pervert gambling ads etc on there. But As a little trick, I made a bunch of fake ads for Palantir, Black Rock, Better Help etc that got worse and worse until this last one for Arby's lol

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

How to Join ICE

theonion.com/how-to-join-...

STEP 1
Be born with something just…missing

STEP 2
Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it’s for you

STEP 3
Unlearn any secondary languages you may know

STEP 4
If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · Sep 2

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 2d

warning someone that i have crabs before pulling down my pants to reveal two maryland blue crabs dangling from my wiener their pincers firmly around my shaft

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Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 2d

I’d rather drink carbolic acid

At San Francisco-based AI start-up Sonatic, the grind culture also allows for meal, gym and pickleball time, said Kinjal Nandy, its CEO. Nandy recently posted a job opening on X that requires in-person work seven days a week. He said working 10-hour days sounds like a lot but the company also offers its first hires perks such as free housing in a hacker house, food delivery credits and a free subscription to the dating service Raya.

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