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we’re anarchists! we don’t think there’s such a thing as good presidents! also FDR did rather famously lock up thousands of Japanese Americans in camps!
Hellraiser 2. I love it, it’s high camp and so creepy, but I cannot handle all that goopy shiny gore. Makes me ill.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Imagine if instead of the might of 44m strong negotiating for lower healthcare prices you had 330 million backed by the federal government. Think of how low prices would be then!
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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honking a clown nose is extremely sensual in their culture. clowns consider their first nose honk a true right of passage into the broader politics of clown sexual relations
January 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Look at that little dumper
December 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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The entire Siberian orchestra is now trans
you’re never going to believe this. the woke left’s depraved war on christmas is escalating. sources tell me they’re planning to make the yuletide gay
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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asking my parents for some cool new kitchen gadgets this holiday season
December 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter wasn't actually that intense. A lot of the "queer community" pilloried a trans woman and ran her out of society entirely and buried her literary future because they felt like it and they could taste blood in the water, and that's how all this works.
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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poor reading comprehension aside, writing a work with an ambiguous ending is actually morally superior than the alternative, because it involves less writing, which is a sinful activity which should be kept to an absolute minimum
What's going on on that other website?
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Hard for me not to think of Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge’s combination of what ppl misapprehend ludditism to be abt (ie “see a machine, smash a machine”), atavistic nostalgia for the aesthetics of agrarian life, and a willingness to lethally enforce its ideas of “moral hygiene”
there are of course many examples of political constituencies that have in fact killed scores of children (en route to some other evil goal), but I can't offhand think of any historical examples of a political constituency organized for that specific purpose
Breaking: After contentious debates and three failed attempts at a vote, a federal vaccine committee decided on Friday to end the decades-long recommendation that all newborns be immunized at birth against hepatitis B.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
December 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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True story: My Dad, who was the kind of macho dude that Clint Eastwood would have played, kept having his tools stolen on job sites. So he spray-painted them hot pink. They suddenly stopped disappearing.

"Kid," he explained when I asked him about it. "Men are fucking idiots."
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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my tailor shortens pants in earnest cuz that’s his hemming way this isn’t even today’s worst i have more 😬
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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i do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the names of all the muppets. i shoot with my mind

i do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the names of all the muppets. i kill with my heart
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Trump Sending Mixed Message to Transgender Community: "Does He Want to Outlaw Our Healthcare Or Legalize Our Favorite Cars?"
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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I'm sorry
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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i DON'T want my browser to integrate ai chatbots and search engines. i DO want tech ceos to be pushed into a giant blender.
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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grinch's small dick grew three sizes that day
Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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(Yakko Warner Hello Nurse voice) Good-BYYYYYE, horses!
July 5, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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It's not just about leave but about what we are producing when we are working, says Toss Grumley.
December 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM