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Ready Salted
@readysalted.bsky.social
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I am mostly, if not all, potato. Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · Aug 25
Forget pumpkin spice, all I want every fall is to accrue the wardrobe of Wendy Torrance. #LifeGoals
Wendy Torrance is shown wearing a soft cream knit cowl neck sweater under a brown corduroy blazer with a calf length pleated A line skirt and calf high nubuck boots. Wendy Torrance is shown wearing a cream turtleneck top under a green plaid long sleeved button up shirt, beneath a tan corduroy overall skirt. Her look is completed with cream long johns and warm sheepskin lined boots with a fur trim. Wendy Torrance is shown wearing a long navy blue corduroy overcoat dress with a high buttoned collard and POCKETS. Her look is completed with bright red rubber boots.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 1h
Eating biscuits and feeling great about it.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 5h
Share a cartoon you will always love.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 11h
Everybody shut up they're making nibbly blimpkins on the Great British Baking Show
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 7h
My dog is getting PTSD from experiencing the gravity-induced migration of horse chestnuts in our new neighbourhood.

He longs for winter, I know it.
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Justin LaLiberty @jlalibs.com · 10h
What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 7h
Just ONCE you'd think my dog would ask if *I* wanted to go for a walk and take a load off on the neighbours lawn but noooooo, someone's just gotta be thinking of themself *all the time*.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 12h
Nothing says pre-Halloween horror than issuing the family Christmas exchange invite on October 11th.
a shirtless baby is standing next to a christmas tree .
Alt: a shirtless baby is standing next to a christmas tree, he turns to the camera with a devilish grin and gaze.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 13h
What about sexy six? Like an anthropomorphized number 6 from Sesame Street that's all gams and innuendo?
a man in a suit with the words make it go behind him
Alt: Sir Patrick Stewart on Sesame Street with the Count , putting 'number one' in its place.
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Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 16h
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 13h
10 cases of Gatorade and a 40 pound bag of peanuts for energy
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 13h
This is your only truth.
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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 17h
Happy Saturday ilu ❤️

I also love Polo & Pan 🎶😍😍😍

youtu.be/ootQs7sVulY?...
POLO & PAN — Ani Kuni
YouTube video by Polo & Pan
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d
These pumpkin spice lattes just aren’t doing it this year time to go right to the rapid release mashed potatoes
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 1d
After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 1d
Share someone who looks stylish in overalls.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 1d
Fried meat and vegetables in a flatbread?

Sounds like a hamburger to me.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 1d
The No Kings movement is gaining traction, y'all!
Burger King Kicks The 'Creepy King' To The Curb—Here’s Why
Long live family-friendly fast-food establishments!
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d
Couldn't resist 😂
Homer sitting on the stairs looking pissed off as Bart enters the house. Text says "YOU'VE BEEN OUT GALLIVANTING AROUND ON MASTADON HAVEN'T YOU? HAVEN'T YOU?"
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Carrie @carebear620.bsky.social · 1d
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 1d
Rude.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 1d
Like Ribena in a roll.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 1d
My money says he was humming Alanis Morissette's Ironic at the same time and no one was the wiser.
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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 1d
Good tip for life, great tip for Jamaican restaurants.
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Bougie Man La Flare @ad-renaissance.blacksky.app · 1d
be kind to a strict woman that likes you and watch your day (and night) get better.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 1d
Unsolicited trick pic
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 1d
Jesus, the ultimate time traveller.
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 1d
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