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Frovostein @frovo.bsky.social · 16h

ME: sorry guys my mom said i can’t go trick or treating with you

DRACULA: aw that sucks

WOLFMAN: that bites

CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks

DEVIL: that is so not cool

MUMMY: that’s tearable

ZOMBIE: what a rip off

GHOST: boo

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onion person @junlper.beer · 18h

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

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Waylon Mustard Jr. @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 18h

I hate this country so much man

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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 1d

Combine the sport with basketball

Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 1d

Completely fix baseball with five words.

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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 1d

He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 3d

Every game he shows us something new

___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 3d

Check out the 360 pass and the pass TO Donovan Mitchell, LOL. So egregious.

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 3d

Terry Rozier doing some interesting moves on the court

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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 3d

The cloud is physical. That’s what data centers are.

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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 4d

Earl Boykins: I'm deep in my bag!

Fans: [cheering]

Earl Boykins: Help! Can someone lower a rope!

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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 4d

Top tier NBA skeet joke

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___roy @roy31.bsky.social · 4d

"Werewolves of London," Warren Zevon

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Robert Flom @richhomieflom.bsky.social · 5d

The biggest reason the Rockets are underrated this year is that getting rid of Jalen Green is worth like 5 wins

Paul Dawkins 🍉 @pdawkins.bsky.social · 5d

Even without FVV and the Thunder smothering ballhandlers, the Rockets offense feels more sustainable without Jalen Green hoovering up possessions.

This really should be the year of Amen.

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Bloody Hield 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 5d

One thing the NBC broadcast is missing is stinger/bumper outros. NBA games on NBC always went to commercial with this stinger when they didn't feature an instant replay.

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Black. Bitch. Purple. Kunt. (aka David) @ncred.bsky.social · 6d

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 7d

This looks like I made it with AI but no, when the sumo wrestler won the big tournament today at the Royal Albert Hall he was gifted a gigantic bottle of soy sauce.