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Here for Cavs/NBA, laughs. Clevelander living in Metro Detroit.
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I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.

I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
ReCalibri
They always make us do everything ourselves, anyway
Dr.eamer.dev
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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tiny if literal:

a raspberry beret
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Immigrants ‘plucked out of line’ at citizenship ceremony at Faneuil Hall “the cradle of liberty”.

If you ever claimed you want immigrants to do it the right way, this should outrage you. On the other hand, If you think this was okay, you need to come to terms with your white nationalist views.
December 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
When your bings and bongs need bass
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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324/1461
December 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
it's fine, they'll rinse off in toxic creeks before boarding
When I look around at sweaty men at the gym, I always think about how I would like to be on an airplane next to them immediately
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Ok respect nice shirt
Naz Reid postgame on hitting the go-ahead bucket
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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lmao
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
iconic
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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December 5, 2000: Kobe Bryant of the Lakers slams home the back door lob pass from Brian Shaw during a 96-85 victory over Philadelphia.

Bryant finished with 36 PTS (15-28 FG) and Shaquille O'Neal added 27 PTS/20 REB for Los Angeles. Allen Iverson scored 27 PTS to lead the 76ers.
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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She shouldn't have to keep doing this by herself. She is supposedly a member of a political party and every single one of her *colleagues* should be BLASTING the fascist in chief. ALL OF THEM. Where is the solidarity???
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Shoulda been took my ass to sleep
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Y’all! Ravens can talk!! And they know how context works. Animals are so damn smart!
December 1, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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(after burning the gumbo) Well, today is roux-ined
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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The first time terrorists used planes to attack Americans wasn’t on 9/11 or at Pearl Harbor. It was the Tulsa Race Massacre of 1921 when white supremacists flew a dozen planes to drop turpentine or nitroglycerin bombs on Black Americans.

Viola Fletcher was there.
www.qasimrashid.com/p/viola-flet...
Viola Fletcher, Among Last Known Survivors of Tulsa Race Massacre, Dies at 111
Mother Fletcher's legacy will live on as the epitome of honor, courage, strength, and resilience in the face of violent terrorism, white supremacy, and cowardice
www.qasimrashid.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
they should come with children at the hospital
okay but f'real though paper towels are great
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
Not really my heart
Just somebody's heart
This year
If the cops should appear
Please tell them that you don't know me
December 4, 2024 at 11:45 PM
open.spotify.com/track/7ijKen...

Better version, this or the Maxwell one?
This Woman's Work - 2018 Remaster
open.spotify.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Played a lot of fun games with my kids and my mom!
Let’s start early today:

Tell me something that brought you joy this week.

Any old thing will do. Small joys are as good as big ones—sometimes even better.
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM