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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · Aug 5

also once pulled gotcha on the boulder police lol

tweet thread:
@ryanbonick - hey @boulderpolice is it a ticketable offense to park a car in the bike lane?
@boulderpolice - If you call Dispatch at 303-441-3333 they will notify the city's parking services
@ryanbonick - thanks. maybe you can just let your officer(s) know?
photo of police officer parked in the bike lane

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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 1d

Ok, since many people are obviously not reading the article, here's a pertinent figure from it showing the top actions to reduce emissions.

A horizontal bar chart titled “19 climate-friendly choices, ranked” shows actions individuals can take to reduce their carbon footprint, ordered from most to least impactful. The x-axis represents projected impact in tons of CO₂ equivalent per capita per year (tCO₂e/cap/yr), ranging from 0 to about 2.5. Each action is color-coded by sector: transportation (blue), energy (orange), and food (green).

Go car-free – highest impact (blue bar extending to about 2.5 tCO₂e).

Fly less (blue, about 1.5).

Shift to renewable home energy (orange, about 1.4).

Switch to EV or hybrid car (blue, about 1.2).

Go vegan (green, about 1.0).

Walk, bike, or take transit more (blue).

Make energy-efficient renovations (orange).

Use clean cooking equipment (orange).

Go vegetarian (green).

Shift driving habits (e.g., carpooling) (blue).

Increase telecommuting (blue).

Shift to regional/seasonal diet (green).

Move to energy-efficient home (orange).

Decrease food waste (green).

Eat less meat (green).

Use less energy at home (orange).

Reduce packaged food, dining out (green).

Use energy-efficient appliances (orange).

Compost – least impact (green, under 0.1).

A note clarifies that these are meta-analytic estimates of greenhouse gas reduction potentials, drawn from 659 estimates across 47 academic journal articles. The average person emits 6.28 tonnes of CO₂e per year, though this varies widely by income and country. Wealthier populations may emit up to 110 tonnes per year, while lower-income populations may emit as little as 1.6 tonnes.

Source: WRI, based on data from Ivanova et al., 2020.

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stop motion skeleton @jonchristian.net · 4h

chat message: "If we ever had a leak of this chat we would be cooked fr fr"

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Parking Reform Network @parkingreform.org · 4h

So far in 2025, 11 cities have clearly signaled that the era of mandatory parking is coming to an end! 🎉

parkingreform.org/mandates-map/

A table titled "Cities That Abolished Parking Mandates in 2025". It lists cities and the dates they removed mandatory parking requirements. The cities are Toledo, OH (Sep 9); Oak Forest, IL (Aug 26); Shoreline, WA (Aug 11); Denver, CO (Aug 5); Boulder, CO (Jul 24); Botnell, WA (Jul 8); Bremerton, WA (Jun 4); Fairview, OR (Jun 4); Franklin, WI (May 6); Fitchburg, WI (Apr 8); and Sherbrooke, QC (Apr 8).

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 5h

check out @aimod.social !

Ozone

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 5h

honestly some great scifi on there

sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 1d

it's funny you can see exactly where smartphones came into being, because i know:
* our home landline
* best friend's landline
* parents' cells
* middle sister's cell

but NOT my youngest sister's cell bc i had an iphone when she got one and didn't have to remember it!

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 1d

"in order to post on website you must have at least one [1] friend" was a good standard actually

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 1d

i love the "no right turn on red when pedestrians are present" signs too. uhhhhhhhhhh thanks for clarifying, i assumed i could turn into pedestrians normally

sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 1d

is that the one with the magnet included? i think i have that one too, could never figure out how to do the magnet thing though.

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Eric Budd @ericmbudd.com · 1d

hi all! I've released my Boulder Colorado Voter Guide update for the 2025 election. the guide covers state and local ballot measures, as well as candidates for city council and BVSD school board. enjoy!

Election 2025 — Boulder Colorado Voter Guide

Boulder Colorado Voter Guide from Eric Budd covers state and local ballot measures, candidates, and judges

bouldercoloradovoterguide.com

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 1d

needs a looney toons style painting on the dumpster

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 2d

It’s pronounced cyclist.

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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · Jul 20

wasting away in mamma mia!ville

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · Aug 24

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Mambo was made.

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 3d

idk mang just park in the fucking street since you don't give a shit about incoveniencing people so you can park illegally anyways

sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 3d

for both of yall - super cool silent (no talking, no phones) nordic spa outside montreal like an hour if you have a car. fantastically relaxing

www.lasourcespa.com

La Source - Bains nordiques | Accueil

Sculptée à même les montagnes, La Source Bains Nordiques offre une expérience absolue de détente et de ressourcement. Avec ses massages thérapeutiques, ses bains nordiques, ses aires de détentes et so...

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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · Dec 25

Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you

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👻database spirits👖 @db-user.bsky.social · Jan 6

lmao

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presentdead🙋🏻‍♂️👻 @lacroixboi.dadguy.help · Jun 21

🎶and I said what about SECOND breakfast at Tiffany’s🎵

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · May 30

i tell ya, my wife is bi. yeah, she bi and i pay!

Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · May 30

we need a rodney dangerfield of the left

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · Jun 25

(to the tune of Pynke Ponye Clubbe):

Large Trojan Horse
Ich am going to keepe on hidinge yn the
Large Trojan Horse
Ich am going to keepe on hidinge righte
Outsyde the Skaian gates
Large Trojan Horse
Large Trojan Horse

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 5d

yeah you need neon leopard print or you're just a raging egotistic narcissist lmao

sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 5d

3d printing medicine would be lit ngl, but obviously the risk there would cause immense crackdowns if the economic impacts didn't already

sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 5d

any bike friends wanna get big mad at a dumb op ed? victim blaming for *checks notes* wearing dark helmets in the supposed name of narcissism www.dailycamera.com/2025/10/09/b...

also don't worry folks he "used to bike"

Narcissism keeps Boulder cyclists from riding safely (Opinion)

If we were a society with a genuine dedication to reality and concern for public safety, we in Boulder would enact a city law that all cyclists wear bright white, yellow or orange helmets. This wil…

www.dailycamera.com

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 5d

one of my all time fav local fall beers is back! pumpkin brown ale + WHIPPED CREAM i am in heaven.

mister brown’s pumpkin, from twisted pine in boulder

me smiling behind a dark beer with whipped cream on it

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