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bikes, housing, house music boulder CO ryanbonick.com BIKETHREAD https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oswfohudo77nvnnfwmmtofiu/feed/aaaotcfxywoya i make music here: https://cirtamoa.bandcamp.com/music

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · Aug 5

also once pulled gotcha on the boulder police lol

tweet thread:
@ryanbonick - hey @boulderpolice is it a ticketable offense to park a car in the bike lane?
@boulderpolice - If you call Dispatch at 303-441-3333 they will notify the city's parking services
@ryanbonick - thanks. maybe you can just let your officer(s) know?
photo of police officer parked in the bike lane

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

It’s pronounced cyclist.

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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · Jul 20

wasting away in mamma mia!ville

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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · Aug 24

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Mambo was made.

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 1d

idk mang just park in the fucking street since you don't give a shit about incoveniencing people so you can park illegally anyways

sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 2d

for both of yall - super cool silent (no talking, no phones) nordic spa outside montreal like an hour if you have a car. fantastically relaxing

www.lasourcespa.com

La Source - Bains nordiques | Accueil

Sculptée à même les montagnes, La Source Bains Nordiques offre une expérience absolue de détente et de ressourcement. Avec ses massages thérapeutiques, ses bains nordiques, ses aires de détentes et so...

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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · Dec 25

Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you

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👻database spirits👖 @db-user.bsky.social · Jan 6

lmao

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presentdead🙋🏻‍♂️👻 @lacroixboi.dadguy.help · Jun 21

🎶and I said what about SECOND breakfast at Tiffany’s🎵

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · May 30

i tell ya, my wife is bi. yeah, she bi and i pay!

Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · May 30

we need a rodney dangerfield of the left

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · Jun 25

(to the tune of Pynke Ponye Clubbe):

Large Trojan Horse
Ich am going to keepe on hidinge yn the
Large Trojan Horse
Ich am going to keepe on hidinge righte
Outsyde the Skaian gates
Large Trojan Horse
Large Trojan Horse

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 3d

yeah you need neon leopard print or you're just a raging egotistic narcissist lmao

sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 3d

3d printing medicine would be lit ngl, but obviously the risk there would cause immense crackdowns if the economic impacts didn't already

sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 3d

any bike friends wanna get big mad at a dumb op ed? victim blaming for *checks notes* wearing dark helmets in the supposed name of narcissism www.dailycamera.com/2025/10/09/b...

also don't worry folks he "used to bike"

Narcissism keeps Boulder cyclists from riding safely (Opinion)

If we were a society with a genuine dedication to reality and concern for public safety, we in Boulder would enact a city law that all cyclists wear bright white, yellow or orange helmets. This wil…

www.dailycamera.com

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 4d

one of my all time fav local fall beers is back! pumpkin brown ale + WHIPPED CREAM i am in heaven.

mister brown’s pumpkin, from twisted pine in boulder

me smiling behind a dark beer with whipped cream on it

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 4d

the charli punchdown song set to where is my mind is brutally bad though

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West Seattle Bike Blog @westseattlebikeblg.bsky.social · 5d

lol just now seeing this

Flyer reading:

California Ave is for CARS ONLY!

The best thing for our community is maximizing CAR STORAGE and CARS DRIVING on California! Join us in supporting cars over people!

The Farmer’s Market is already the WORST time of the week:
★ families strolling
★ kids playing
★ local businesses benefitting from all the foot traffic
DESPICABLE and frankly UN-AMERICAN!

And now there’s talk of extending that safe, quiet environment of community and human connection for the whole weekend! Who wants that? WE DON’T!

The ONLY thing our neighborhood’s most popular commercial corridor needs is TWO LANES of car storage and FOUR LANES of car traffic. There’s simply no room for anything else.

Together, we’ll keep California for CARS NOT PEOPLE!
Join us @ CarsOnlyCalifornia.com

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 4d

winter hits. there are still men roaming around in shorts and calf socks mocking the guardsmen huddled beneath their blankets. ted cruz is on vacation in aruba.

sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 5d

and with how much it's propping up the us gdp growth it's gonna take a lot of things down with it

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 5d

If we called a lot of shit machine learning instead of AI less people would be mad

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 5d

2retnuh

woah! and you all just see *******?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 5d

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 5d

mine is just a 46/33 + 10-36 sram axs setup that i take the batteries out of, which limits gear choice sadly. usually do 46-21 (2.19) or 46-24 (1.92)

sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 5d

did my first SS race this past weekend as a second race... got rekt last year by gear choice so went easier this year and whoops spun out on the flats! (33x19 = 1.76 vs last year's 46x24 = 1.92)

had enough beers though to make it worthwhile!

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rusty bottoms @rustybottoms.bsky.social · 5d

Got the SSCX ready to go and under 20lbs

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sanctimonious bikehole @ryanbonick.com · 5d

hopefully your skills are up to snuff and you're not.... 😎

too rusty

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