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sanctimonious bikehole
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bikes, housing, house music

boulder CO

ryanbonick.com

BIKETHREAD https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oswfohudo77nvnnfwmmtofiu/feed/aaaotcfxywoya

i make music here: https://cirtamoa.bandcamp.com/music
Pinned
also once pulled gotcha on the boulder police lol
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occasionally when i hear a song with a looping rhythm that i really like, i think "i wish there was a 10-minute version of this"

water from your eyes are the only ones bold enough to do it. new version of Playing Classics that's just twice as long as before

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZbi...
Water From Your Eyes - "Driving Classics, Playing Cars" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Water From Your Eyes
www.youtube.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Really proud of CRCA for leading the way in rejecting USA Cycling Policy VII (the trans racing ban) and sanctioning through NABRA. Notably, CRCA is concerned that sanctioning through USAC would expose them to anti-discrimination lawsuits under NY law. (1/2) www.crca.net/crca-news/20...
CRCA 2026 Season Preview — Century Road Club Association
With a new season of racing just around the corner, the CRCA Board has been hard at work! While details are still being finalized, the Board would like to share a preview of some changes for the year ...
www.crca.net
January 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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the most important thing in 2028 is electing someone who is a true believer in the project of dismantling right-wing power. if you don't get that, then nothing else will matter very much.
January 12, 2026 at 11:12 PM
LETS FUCKING GOOOO BEARS!!!!!!!
January 11, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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My hot take: any urbanized area where people live should be 25mph max streets. Nobody should have to ever walk or bike on or across a faster road or highway and they should exist mostly outside urbanized city limits.
January 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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Here’s a little guy for yall.
January 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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Why the new food guidelines look like Cards Against Humanity
January 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.
January 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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I think we can all agree that rent goes down as these places become overcrowded with housing because no one wants to live there
January 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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A heck of a chart: in every single one of the 10 major US cities that built the most housing between 2017 and 2023, rents for older, existing units fell—often by quite a bit.
January 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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If you won't listen to us, maybe you'll listen to this horse.
January 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
i'm more comfortable than most riding on sketchier roads, but i don't want hardo amateurs like me to be the only ones riding around town!

and shit even i won't ride some of the roads around boulder, one of the biggest cycling towns in the US
Avid cyclist can't believe your "soft kid" going to school needs bike lanes, "they probably can't even climb Tourmalet."

creativebyrovelo.com/therovelorecord
January 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
i'm writing my friends letters on actual paper!
okay let's do a thread of FUN ONLY, no-stress, low-stakes New Year's Resolutions that are designed not to make you become a Better™️ Person™️ but purely to increase the amount of happiness in your life in 2026

I'm going to learn Polish folk embroidery and I want to DM at least a one-shot of something
December 31, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Caught on Hennepin by @darthblaise.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i’m probably not the best person to talk about this since i’m a hardo (to normal people anyways) who rides my bike like 10-15 hours a week, but the hours biking with my (active) brain off are one of the few things that keep me sane… and that’s not even getting into the physical benefits of cardio
not gonna evangelize about it but tbh coming to understand the value of cardio is one of the biggest positive changes I've made of any kind to my adult life, for whatever that's worth
Fitness gurus are always knocking cardio. Well, the elliptical is super effectively for weight loss. It’s low impact so you can do it for long time periods, every day. I can burn 800-1000 calories in an hour. I can do it daily. I lost 100 lbs once doing nothing but that damned boring elliptical.
December 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Merry Christmas from Chicago!
December 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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hot take we need to bring back the trans atlantic accent send skeet
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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I AM SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!
a man wearing a chicago bears jacket and hat is sitting at a table in a bar .
Alt: a man wearing a chicago bears jacket and hat is sitting at a table in a bar .
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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CALEB WILLIAMS LEGEND
December 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
hot take we need to bring back the trans atlantic accent send skeet
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM