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Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 1h

And the sky was happy until it heard about the coastal storm that’s coming.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19m

Day 54 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

Rich men laughing and one of them is Zohran and it says “average NYC bus user” and then a picture of the Great Depression with Cuomo and it says “average son of a three term Governor”

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💢Marx was right.🕊 @paulwalker44.bsky.social · 15m

"The representatives of the bourgeoisie who have infiltrated the Party, the government, the army, and various cultural sectors are a group of counterrevolutionary revisionists."

-Mao

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b.andherbooks @bandherbooks.bsky.social · 17h

they're the same picture 🐳

two pictures, one of a baby beluga in a rescue sling smiling so big. the other is of me, b. smiling EXACTLY THE SAME as the baby beluga while seeing a beluga at the shedd aquarium. text is "they're the same picture"

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 2h

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

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Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 19h

chat is it a good idea to raise tariffs on the toy maker before Christmas

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 19h

oh no

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Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 17h

lmao called it

National Guard deployed to the Bass Pro pyramid

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Nick @seahawksnerd75.bsky.social · 12h

Ms Fans The Romans

🤝

Damn Carpenter

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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 4h

“Virtue signaling”

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Barchart @barchart.com · 2h

S&P 500 free cash flow yield has fallen to 2.58%, the lowest level since the Global Financial Crisis 🚨🚨🚨

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👑TTTTTsd👑 @tttttsd.bsky.social · 3h

Dbfz getting dlc and it being Goku again

Anime FGC News @afgcnews.bsky.social · 3h

Super Saiyan 4 Goku from Dragon Ball Daima is coming to Dragon Ball FighterZ!!!

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Silvia Secchi @profsecchi.bsky.social · 11h

Illegally firing the CDC experts while he gets the latest COVID vaccine is really beyond the pale.
Marie Antoinette level of vibes.

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 14h

Welcome to America, where peaceful protesters get tear-gassed and thrown to the ground like ragdolls.

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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 4h

Noticing a pattern now where news orgs write people who stand against this shit in this way:

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3h

Math teachers around the country: “okay kids, let’s talk about the sunk cost fallacy…”

CNN @cnn.com · 4h

Top Republicans in Congress will take a massive gamble on shutdown politics in the coming days: GOP leaders will not step in to prevent missed paychecks to the military.

GOP leaders steadfast in shutdown stance despite rising pressure inside party | CNN Politics

Top Republicans in Congress will take a massive gamble on shutdown politics in the coming days: GOP leaders will not step in to prevent missed paychecks to the military.

www.cnn.com

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3h

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Stop Skeletons From Fighting | SSFF @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 7h

I finally watched Barbarian

Yes

Let this man make a Resident Evil movie. I would believe he’s played a fair number of horror games. He definitely knows his shit.

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Jack Tripper @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 17h

The raw egg guy having a visceral reaction to seeing people enjoy seasoned food is way too on the nose.

onion person @junlper.beer · 19h

setting aside the fact that they just don’t know what jokes are, this gives a big insight into the mind of white nationalists. they are deeply paranoid about the idea of being percieved as anything other than Epic Stoics

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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 4h

Lmao “do what we want or our brutalization machine won’t get paid” isn’t the threat they think it is

CNN @cnn.com · 4h

Top Republicans in Congress will take a massive gamble on shutdown politics in the coming days: GOP leaders will not step in to prevent missed paychecks to the military.

GOP leaders steadfast in shutdown stance despite rising pressure inside party | CNN Politics

Top Republicans in Congress will take a massive gamble on shutdown politics in the coming days: GOP leaders will not step in to prevent missed paychecks to the military.

www.cnn.com

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daryl "shut down, ass up'" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 14h

I know the doctors don't want to get driven away in an unmarked van, but they gotta stop laying it on so thick

Reuters @reuters.com · 14h

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says

Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."

reut.rs

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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · 15h

I want them all prosecuted. Every last one of them.

Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 16h

ICE left David, a 17-year-old boy, stranded on the side of Interstate 20 after pulling over his immigrant father, Hector, in Mississippi.

David began running in the scorching sun after the car and watched as it disappeared from sight—soon headed to a Louisiana ICE prison.

Here's their story.