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*my coffee went cold because i had to go to the dentist before i could finish it, so now I'm drinking cold coffee*

this, too, is yuri
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No one does horror like the folks at the Onion back in the day doing Clickhole
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Us: For the love of god, STOP remaking everything, make something ORIGINAL for fuck’s sake!! Remake privileges REVOKED

Guillermo del Toro: *walking out of universal with 40 monsters stuffed under his trenchcoat*

Us: Okay everyone EXCEPT Mr. del Toro
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I checked, it is real, it is thousands of words long, and the only mention of trans people is two times when they mention that some cis women take dosage levels comparable to what trans men do

There's sections about dysphoria cis women may feel from side effects of testosterone. I am LOSING MY MIND
when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”

when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
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#akleg "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure."

This incoming $25m must be put in context and weighed against the $20m in preventative funding the Trump administration callously cut.
President Trump has approved a federal disaster declaration for Western Alaska. His social media post doesn't answer a crucial q for survivors — is he granting access to Individual Assistance? (But it does recount his election victories in Alaska!) Stay tuned for more ...
oh my god

did Lucrezia Noin make me butch
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Also y’know that whole thing where if you let one Nazi into a bar then that bar becomes a Nazi bar? Well guess what you become when you take the time to defend and justify casual Nazi shit? 🙃
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Maybe its just me but the whole “hey white people show off your nazi phase” apologia thing thats happening is weird as shit because it shows what kind of heinous shenanigans you’ll accept and people are 100% right to judge you for it
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The age of men is at an end. Now is the time of hot orcs.
based on one exceptionally wild Publisher's Marketplace announcement, I'm calling it: orcs will be the next big thing in romantasy
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Rush Limbaugh helped popularize adding “Nazi” as a suffix to the end of words he didn’t like such as “feminist”. He was the original “everyone I don’t like is a nazi” guy. Republicans have always been giant pussies about that shit
50s: the Nazis were evil
60s: the Nazis were buffoons
70s: the Nazis had provocative symbolism
80s: the Nazis were a warmup for the Commies
90s: anyone you dislike is a Nazi
00s: the Nazis are a good subject for "ironic" jokes
10s: the Nazis are a good subject for less-ironic jokes
20s: uh-oh
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LEGAL RELEASE FORM: You agree to let us film you
ME: Seems OK
FORM: We own your face forever
ME: Ummm
FORM: We own your face via technologies that haven’t been invented yet
ME:
FORM: in other galaxies
ME: OK hold on
FORM: If we kill you during filming you’re not allowed to scream
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My latest premium newsletter is about the Trump administration's plans to use the IRS to target its opponents, and the media's failure to cover Trump scandals.
What's a Scandal Anymore?
On the media's failure to cover Trump's weaponization of the IRS
stringinamaze.net
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in his morning preliminary remarks, pope francis explained his controversial decision to command games workshop to burn most of its warhammer 40,000 novels and only hire "cozy scifi" writers for the license going forward. the studio has said it "didnt know he could do that" but has agreed to comply
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"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA"

* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement operation in LA, reports say
A U.S. Marshal was shot while assisting an immigration enforcement operation, according to several reports.
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...ok, this is a good match, yes.
The power fantasy you love is coming to a tabletop near you thanks to @paizo.com!

#Warframe x #Starfinder: Operation Orias launches October 30: wrfr.me/4ng1mUO
HOST: wanna tell us about that tattoo?

PLATNER: *talks about his brother's wedding for a while*

why did the host not bring it back to the tattoo like 6 times

even at the start he was like "he was in his boxers! i like his song choice!"
WHAT
And he shared it himself to "get ahead of it."
I'm sorry, a democratic senate hopeful has a WHAT tattooed on his chest???
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1978, couple's costume for Fur Rondy. Via Anchorage Museum. #alaskahistory #alaska #anchoragehistory
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french girl simulator is making me almost offensively french
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An accurate update on that meme.
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Amazon controls over a third of the global cloud computing market.

Its customers include Capital One, United Airlines, and the US Army.

Today's outage should be a wakeup call: Dependence on a handful of powerful corporations is a threat to economic and national security.
BREAKING: Amazon Web Services

A massive AWS outage early this morning sent major websites and apps down for several hours

Tracking site Downdetector has received over 8 million reports around the globe