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Dubya: The Chosen Chooser!

@siberiantigger.bsky.social

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him/he 🔞Adults Only Parody #N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶F̶o̶r̶g̶e̶t̶ ̵t̶h̶e̶ ̵S̶u̶p̶r̶e̶m̶e̶ ̵C̶o̶u̶r̶t̶ ̵m̶a̶d̶e̶ ̵m̶e̶ ̵T̶h̶e̶ ̵D̶e̶c̶i̶d̶e̶r̶̵!̵ I was THE DECIDER but I evolved and now I AM THE CHOSEN CHOOSER! Your nation is up for grabs. Grab it. Take it back from the #draculas. 🧛🏻

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Dubya: The Chosen Chooser! @siberiantigger.bsky.social · Sep 8

They want chattel slavery and resorts, not a bunch of folks who believe in "rights" shitting the place up with their ugliness and their endless needs.

Once the middle class is eradicated they're going to build a continental golf resort over your graves.

#ManifestDestiny
#MissionAccomplished

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · Sep 8

the AI people really are pursuing a remarkably insane marketing and PR strategy

Free Łink - Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · Sep 8

"you will be left behind if you don't use it, but if you *do* use it, it will replace you at your job eventually, and there won't be any new jobs to replace it" is not a great set of selling points if we're being honest

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Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 @lookitup.baby · Sep 14

This is the bill to call your reps about and the relevant text in it

David Manning @photodave219.fightins.online · Sep 14

Its H.R. 5300, "To guide the foreign policy of the United States, and for other purposes."

This is a five-alarm fire.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · Sep 15

He's awesome.

This fact is ridiculous.

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · Sep 15

Tramell Tillman is the first Black man to win an Emmy in Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series

See the full winners list: bit.ly/EmmyWins25

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · Sep 15

whatever dude like adios man

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · Nov 25

[beavis voice]

boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oooiinnng

purple strap-on holster but instead of an artificial schlong it’s one of those boingy things on the back of a door

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Dubya: The Chosen Chooser! @siberiantigger.bsky.social · Sep 15

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Tales From The Keane Compound @thekeanecompound.bsky.social · Sep 14

Tales From The Keane Compound #543

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · Sep 13

look at the careers they’ve taken from us

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Mary Smith, a "knocker-upper" who earned sixpence a week shooting dried peas at windows to wake people for work (East London, 1930s)

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Dubya: The Chosen Chooser! @siberiantigger.bsky.social · Sep 14

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Dubya: The Chosen Chooser! @siberiantigger.bsky.social · Sep 13

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · Sep 13

Sometimes I keep myself up late at night thinking about the missed opportunity of naming this thing the Blueseum of Fine Art

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Sarah Hina @sarahhina.bsky.social · Sep 11

the assassination
of reason
and proportion:
our most enduring
death

Millions of kids will die because this administration gutted USAID. Nobody will lower an American flag for them. Nobody responsible will bat an eye.

We are a sick country, full of decent people—and lots and lots of guns.

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Dubya: The Chosen Chooser! @siberiantigger.bsky.social · Sep 13

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · Sep 13

From an Atlantic editor.

I cannot get over how the entire centrist hivemind is attempting to wish into existence a person, and a movement, that does not exist. You are journalists, you are supposed to describe things as they are, not how you want them to be!

I don't think it's simpering praise. He was an interesting man. I didn't agree with much that he said, but he was interesting and he was growing, and his death is a significant loss for those who believe engagement can help bridge disagreements.

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hannah account @junglist.bsky.social · Sep 12

Tue, Jul 29
I'd love to jerk off and cum all over you while you're in the bath tub like that
But I'm in knee high fuck boots and sexy lingerie
2:06 PM
Today
Get rid of that Charlie Kirk comment!
Show some respect dumb ass

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Dubya: The Chosen Chooser! @siberiantigger.bsky.social · Sep 12

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · Sep 12

“Well, here’s your problem, Mr. Schueler.”

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · Sep 12

from Corey Robin on FB:

screenshot of the post:

"I thought my capacity for shock had been completely lost. But I have to admit, reading this message, which went out this morning to all public employees of the State of Virginia, stunned me:
"Good morning, State Colleagues: Many of you saw the Proclamation issued by the Governor last night asking Virginians to pause at noon today to reflect and pray for Charlie Kirk’s family, to reject all forms of violence, and for our Commonwealth and Nation to stand together. (You may find the Official Proclamation here.) Just as our Nation joined together after September 11th, so too must we make a similar and lasting commitment to defeat the evils that harm our democracy."
Over the years, I've read countless articles and books about the Redemption period after Reconstruction, how previously reviled and odious figures—slave masters, Confederate politicians, southern generals—were canonized by, first, the white South and ultimately the white power elite of the nation as a whole.
I suddenly have such a visceral sense of what it must have felt like to be a formerly enslaved person, an abolitionist, a Union soldier, the families of Union soldiers who lost their sons or husbands or brothers, a radical founder of the Republican Party, to see this happening. It's stupefying, shocking, as I said, to see a version of it now, in real time, right before my eyes. It's like I'm seeing Birth of a Nation getting made right in front of me.
After 9/11, Susan Sontag pleaded to a nation that had completely lost its mind, its sense of reality and proportion, any and every sense of history at all, "let's not be stupid together." I know it's a lot to ask of this country, but, please, let's not be stupid together."

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · Sep 12

It's crazy how many people can't process that, yeah, racists can actually be nice, kind, friendly, generous toward you...IF YOU LOOK LIKE THEM!🤷‍♂️

The amount of people who can't seem to grasp that a white racist not mistreating you, another white person, well isn't an indication of fucking anything.

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · Sep 12

i keep pushing the same button on my computer expecting different results, you know like how a lot of you live your lives

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Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · Sep 12

my birthday is coming up too, depending on where you live. I'm going to be 33 this year. I didn't expect to make it to 20. then I didn't expect to make it to 25 etc. you know this song. it's not new or unique

I'm still breathing. but a lot of better people than me aren't. because of people like him

Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · Sep 11

his birthday was right around the corner too

shame

Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · Sep 11

I am a trans woman who has outlived and got to live longer than charlie kirk, and I think that’s beautiful

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