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[Sic] Burns

@sicburns2.bsky.social

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Either drunken Scottish poet or bored American Midwesterner, U-pick. Do these skeets make my brain look fat?

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · Feb 19

I’m typing stuff in here but nothing’s changing out there.
I better pick up the pace

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1h

Yep! Over there a flapjack is a baked, sweet oat bar, like a granola bar

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1h

Wait he’s letting other countries build Air Force bases here? Honey how are we on arsenic capsules

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1h

Glad you’re with us! Take care my friend! 🫶

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1d

19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1h

Hey my turn to use that microscope

[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1h

This cool weather reminds me that if we don’t get a Hot Frosty 2 I’m gonna be super pissed

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1h

The BlueSky version is pretty lame — Boardwalk is Mark Cuban’s account

[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1h

Exhibit 53 million that the world is not fair

[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 2h

Hey the temperature finally dropped below 60 let’s go Mariah
— me flirting

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 2h

In the BlueSky olden days when some newfangled invention came along we’d clip out its fancy adverts in the local shopper and use them as fuel for our magnificently hand-forged skeet boilers in the root cellar

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 2h

All the Thanksgiving comments had me convinced I finally had developed some useful amnesia

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 5h

my favorite mythical creature is a satisfied woman

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 2h

First they came for the model train enthusiasts…

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 4h

Weird how they say that vaccines are bad and the president is good but the president got two vaccines yesterday, I wonder how long it will take before he is forced to wear high heels or starts collecting model trains or whatever they think vaccines do besides save lives

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Adam @adamurb.bsky.social · 4h

Me: Are you ready for my cavity search?

Dentist: please stop calling it that

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 2h

I love lamp

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 3h

Some of you skeet like if Ed Gein had social media.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 2h

Just watched a Brit Baking show and learned this is a legit question over there and not just semantics

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 2h

Hang around in there long enough and your kids officially become children of the corn

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 3h

I hope your dog lives long enough to grow grizzled and cranky and wise. And if not, let them at least teach you how to live in the absolute moment 🐾

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 3h

Just once I’d like my internet boyfriends to tell their wives they’re busy on a Saturday and then spend all day liking my posts.

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 5h

I should've known, when I didn't finish the BASIC programming book that came with the Texas Instruments computer I had when I was 8, that I'd never amount to anything. Oh well. At least I learned the word cyan. They can't take that away from me.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 4h

Can’t fool me people I can smell that Mastodon musk on your skeets

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 5h

There’s “a rat” in it but don’t get desperate

[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 16h

He’s all yours! 😂

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