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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 8d

shohei's 10 strikeouts and moonshot home run distances were really just for style points. short of pitching a complete game he completely maxed out all channels through which he could deliver objective value, so he poured his leftover brilliance into knocking out side quests. it seems impossible

Secret Base @secretbase.bsky.social · 8d

Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani

chart with title 10/17/25 dodgers-brewers

y-axis is total bases
x-axis is at-bats
shohei ohtani is plotted high and to the left with 12 total bases in 3 at-bats
the brewers (an entire mlb organization) against the opposing starting p;itcher, who happened to be shohei ohtani, are at bottom right with 3 hits in 19 at-bats

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Rossalot @sixsidedvice.com · 27d

"And you call them strong zeros, despite the fact they are obviously 9%..?"

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Rossalot @sixsidedvice.com · Sep 25

Ruin a book with a car:

Ford of the Rings: The Two Taurus

Madeleine Moore @matheleine.bsky.social · Sep 25

Alfa Romeo & Juliet

Alexandra Lanes @ajlanes.bsky.social · Sep 25

Ruin a book with a car

The Invisible Van

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RealChad318 @therealchad318.bsky.social · Sep 24

@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball

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Rossalot @sixsidedvice.com · Sep 23

I sing snatches of this with improbable frequency in tYooL 2025.

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Duncan Robson @duncanrobson.com · Sep 23

For sale:

Steam screenshot. Baby Steps, Neva and Sworn at discounted prices.

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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · Sep 23

However, it's also important to avoid

RPG table diagram redesigned to form inverted pentagram, labelled "HAIL THE BEAST: Players ignore GM, summon satanic power"

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LoadingReadyRun @loadingreadyrun.com · Sep 19

Back in the Internet olden days, on September 19th we’d celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And we here at LoadingReadyRun made an educational film to help folks out. Enjoy our 19 year old video, How to Talk Like a Pirate 🏴‍☠️🙂

youtu.be/RzkQC0e91Nc

How to Talk like a Pirate

YouTube video by LoadingReadyRun

youtu.be

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · Sep 17

if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends

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The Onion @theonion.com · Sep 12

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...

theonion.com

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Rossalot @sixsidedvice.com · Sep 12

Hey! It's my favourite X-Wing: TMG format getting some high production value love!

LoadingReadyRun @loadingreadyrun.com · Sep 12

Time for The Long Game! Tonight we are begin X-Wing: Heroes of the Aturi Cluster! twitch.tv/loadingready...

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Riley - Watch Wigglewood Tales @wigglewood.bsky.social · Sep 10

The image that inspired my most popular comic.

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Rossalot @sixsidedvice.com · Sep 10

Age verification: my DCI number (7214030963) is itself old enough to vote.

Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · Sep 10

Age verification: nowhere does that good fried trilobite any more.

ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · Sep 10

Age verification: I had my first cigarette on a plane

Rossalot @sixsidedvice.com · Sep 9

I've been feeling this since Desert Bus last year ran a Totally Serious Beyblade tournament with the tagline "If you love something, let it rip!!!"

Playlist if you want to witness grown ups engaging with combat spinning tops - skip to a Rip Off to jump in to the action:
youtube.com/playlist?lis...

DB2024: Night Watch Beyblade Rip-Off - YouTube

All the Night Watch Beyblade Rip-Off segments from the Matt "Cat Enthusiast" Wiggins Memorial Stadium at Desert Bus 2024. (DB18)

youtube.com

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Rossalot @sixsidedvice.com · Sep 9

Most folk installing Warcraft 2 encountered the audio of the Alliance VA declaring "Your sound card works per-fect-leeee." Hurrah! Settings are correct!

Like the units in-game you can press on though, eventually reaching "Enjoying yourself?" and a sardonic "It doesn't. Get any better. Than *this."

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Rossalot @sixsidedvice.com · Sep 8

It's the album that introduced me to Rob Dougan, so that years later I could do the Leo Pointing Meme every time his work popped up in Top Gear 😅

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · Sep 6

Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"

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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · Sep 6

I am not my own worst critic. I am my own best critic. I absolutely destroy me.

Rob Wieland 🔜 GameHole Con!!! @robowieland.bsky.social · Sep 6

No critic can ever say anything worse than what I tell myself at 3 AM.

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Madeleine Moore @matheleine.bsky.social · Aug 28

This is the most elegantly-penned "go fuck yourselves" response to transphobes you will read.

naoarte 🎚️🦋🎀🤍🎀🦋🎚️ @naoarte.bsky.social · Aug 28

Quakers remain incredibly based.

www.reddit.com/r/transgende...

From the transgenderUK community on Reddit

Explore this post and more from the transgenderUK community

www.reddit.com

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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.bsky.social · Aug 21

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Steve Morris >> MCM London @stevewmorris.bsky.social · Aug 11

This is the first page I turn to when I’m showing people @molcher.bsky.social’s book about Judge Dredd and modern policing: shop.2000ad.com/catalogue/XB...

“Let every man know that citizenship is a privilege - not a right!”

A quote from Judge Dredd in 1979 and the British Home Office in 2021

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Matt "Kupo" Roszak 🌻🍉 @kupogames.bsky.social · Jul 30

Newgrounds' approach to verifying age is interesting and transparent.

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Rossalot @sixsidedvice.com · Jul 28

Too busy workshopping something about the ebb and flow of a good game vs something that's all climax.

(Can't make it snappy, as you can see.)

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · Jun 18

SiIvaGunner started with a simple premise: trolling people looking for game music with mashups. It has grown into something greater: a volunteer, non-profit, artist-managed collective in the service of great rips and one the best parts of YouTube. For @aftermath.site
aftermath.site/siivagunner-...

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Rossalot @sixsidedvice.com · Jun 16

4 images and 4 words to describe your paint style:

Mono chrome free hand.

A t'au devilfish painted in blue and white panels with an inverted key/meander pattern.

An A-Wing from the X-Wing miniatures game, repainted in grey with red accents. A blue phoenix is painted on the front of the ship.

A Lamenters chapter Bladeguard lieutenant with a plasma pistol. The back banner includes the chapter symbol: a red heart with a tear drop on a checkerboard.

A Mordheim Freelance Knight riding a skeleton horse. The horse wears a white coat blended into teal lightning designs.

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