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Asher
@skydome.bsky.social
530 followers 430 following 2.6K posts
@eephusasher and @urban_asher combined into one great taste. Hiding here as the world crumbles around us.
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 4h
Being at the game, I felt like I had just seen a bad car collision.
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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 5h
Mariners win
Winona ryder heathers cigarette
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 4h
When you play 162 games, it’s fun as a fan to have some of them get really stupid. Those are the ones you remember.
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 5h
/me looking at Manfred with his runner on second in extras bullshit
Kirk telling Sybok "I don't want my pain taken away! I need my pain!"
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 5h
But baseball is awesome when it looks like this Mike (and I’m not cheering for one of the teams)
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1st Viscount Craigavon @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 5h
the goal is to play baseball, not end the game, sorry
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 5h
This is part of why I like the regular season extra runner because .. in theory, extra inning games that go on very long sounds fun, but in practice, they all just start to look like *this.*
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skydome.bsky.social
Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 5h
Bruh
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 5h
This list includes Buck Martinez breaking his leg, and I still think The Collision beats it (no offence Buck!).
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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 5h
America's pastime. More like, past my bedtime
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skydome.bsky.social
Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 5h
How many hours have you been up??
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 5h
Okay @sportsnetpr.bsky.social can we please not show The Collision a thousand times over the next week? It’s maybe the worst thing that’s ever happened during a Blue Jays game and I don’t need to re-live it constantly.
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Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 5h
The 1977 Expansion Cousins Series!
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Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 6h
VLADIMIR: Well? Shall we score a run?
ESTRAGON: Yes. Let's.

They do not score.
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Raisin Brad 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 5h
If this #ALDS game goes any linger a new Naylor brother will be discovered
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simon @trillymopena.bsky.social · 5h
Meanwhile, in Toronto…
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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 5h
When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game
Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea
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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 6h
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h
The winner of this game will travel to Toronto to play Vladimir Guerrero III and the Blue Jays.
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Blake Murphy @blakemurphy.bsky.social · 6h
“Punch after punch from the Tigers and Mariners” and these are the punches
a man with a beard wearing a black t-shirt with a skull on it
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a black t-shirt with a skull on it
media.tenor.com
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 6h
Amongst the many things this game is, it is a reminder of what Rob Manfred took from us with the Manfred Man.
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 6h
HOWWWWWWWWW
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 6h
HOW
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Sexy Henry Kissinger Costume @mightygodking.com · 6h
THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS: "wait the game is still going? Why doesn't one of the teams simply score 7 runs in a single inning?"
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Roger Cormier @yayroger.bsky.social · 6h
ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 6h
this might be the best performance by bullpens i’ve ever seen
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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
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