Luke
@splitletters.bsky.social
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Jays fan, nerd, socialist, recovering PK. Turns out I have #ADHD
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gametimeart.bsky.social
Yankees literally did the same thing to the Griffeys as well which is why Griffey JR famously said he'd never sign with the Yankees.
hockeyvids.bsky.social
Vladdy admits why he dislikes the Yankees in a 2023 interview: "When a team humiliates you, the Lord grants you the ability to humiliate them

“It was me who was removed from the stadium, I was 7 or 8 years old, so I was like okay... Now when I arrive you're going to feel my presence in the Bronx."
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knairn.bsky.social
No matter what happens in the ALCS, one thing they can never take from us is the Blue Jays fully co-opting the song New York, New York.

Those opening notes, forever linked with “Daaaaaaaaaaaa Yankees lose!”

It’s ours now.
splitletters.bsky.social
The number of Americans who are just utterly incapable of understanding that we as a people actively distrust and dislike their country now, and aren't just avoiding them because of government tariffs is bananas...

Like even most of my american friends need to be walked through the idea to get it
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matttomic.bsky.social
Once again, it's not just the tariffs. If the tariffs ended tomorrow and Jack Daniel's showed back up on Canadian shelves, there'd be no pent-up demand for it. We're talking about a full-blown cultural/consumer shift.
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alexisg.bsky.social
happy day before the ALCS, Blue Jays fans!
splitletters.bsky.social
I definitely passed out in the 12th, but that shit was wild all the way
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cait.bsky.social
it has the usual reddit problems but it does serve as a great way to start training your brain to recognize the things AI likes to fuck up. for instance, it's gotten better at hands but will still fuck up background patterns and give people irises that aren't perfectly round
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cait.bsky.social
I really recommend browsing a reddit called "Is this AI?" for this purpose. people post questionable images and commenters weigh in on their validity, but are required to provide specifics as to their reasoning. once you start seeing the signs, it gets easier and easier over time
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cait.bsky.social
I genuinely cannot express how vital it is that you train yourself to recognize AI-generated images and videos for your own good because none of this is going away and many, many people are counting on you to fall for their shit
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taras-grescoe.com
“We assume that car use is an incompressible liquid that must be routed somewhere. But it’s more more like a gas that fills whatever space it is given.”

—Ian Lockwood, Harvard Loeb Fellow, transport planner.
splitletters.bsky.social
I feel like that game is gonna be a plot point in the next season of Greys Anatomy: the staff at Seattle Grace is all doing their best to stay locked in on the ballgame in what seems like a quiet night before they get overwhelmed by fans having cardiac events(yet still demanding to have the game on)
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yayroger.bsky.social
ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted
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skydome.bsky.social
Amongst the many things this game is, it is a reminder of what Rob Manfred took from us with the Manfred Man.
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sarahwexler.bsky.social
My current operating theory is that someone must’ve hired an Etsy witch on behalf of the Tigers and they and the Mariners’ Etsy witch are just doing dueling hexes on each other and therefore we are going to be watching this game until the heat death of the universe.
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chrisberube.bsky.social
"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
splitletters.bsky.social
Look I mean she's not *wrong*
lumpawaroomd.bsky.social
This is the first baseball game my wife has ever seen and she now believes this is a sport about eternal punishment
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cortanav.bsky.social
When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game
Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea
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nikigrayson.com
it’s so cool the yankees didn’t get to experience this feeling
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jenramose.online
finally: the ALCS where the city of Vancouver fights each other
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damonagnos.bsky.social
The cure for the male loneliness epidemic is to win a game 5 in 15 innings
J.P. Crawford, Cal Raleigh, and Josh Naylor hug to celebrate the victory
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aklingus.bsky.social
Like, there is a decent chance we will be talking about Game 5 of the 2025 ALDS between Detroit and Seattle for the rest of our lives, the same way we talk about Texas/Toronto
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imnotahrhitter.bsky.social
/me looking at Manfred with his runner on second in extras bullshit
Kirk telling Sybok "I don't want my pain taken away! I need my pain!"
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cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com
the goal is to play baseball, not end the game, sorry
mikepetriello.bsky.social
This is part of why I like the regular season extra runner because .. in theory, extra inning games that go on very long sounds fun, but in practice, they all just start to look like *this.*
splitletters.bsky.social
Ok but this was awesome?
splitletters.bsky.social
Ok we need seismographs near every period ballpark, because that's super cool
pnsn1.bsky.social
You feel that Seattle?! Check out that Polanco P-Wave! Polanco Game Winning Single, Crawford Scores, MARINERS WIN!! @Mariners are Toronto Bound! @Tmobilepark @FoxSports
#SeisTheMoment #SeizeTheMoment
Seismogram showing ground motion at T-Mobile Park for game-winning single by Seattle Mariner Jorge Polanco, JP Crawford scores! MLB poster for PostSEAson 2025 that reads Seis the Moment with a small seismogram between the Seis and the The.  Has website for PNSN seismograms of the game. mariners.pnsn.org