Luke
@splitletters.bsky.social
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Jays fan, nerd, socialist, recovering PK. Turns out I have #ADHD
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mikepetriello.bsky.social
This is one of the most incredible games of one of the most fascinating postseasons I can remember

best sport

best sport ever
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alexjstumpf.bsky.social
A.J. Pierzynski had 28 sacrifice bunts in his 19 year career and no fewer than 623 references to bunting tonight
splitletters.bsky.social
You ok over there? Do we need to send Mike over for a wellness check?
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megancorcoran.bsky.social
Neutral baseball fans watching this game: Wow, this game is incredible! Some great baseball!

Invested fans: I wanna die
splitletters.bsky.social
How is that not a foul ball?

That slowmo replay on the broadcast was extremely definitive, you see it hit the bat, bounce it up because his hand was off of the bat, then the ball went down into his hand????
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blakemurphy.bsky.social
Mariners position players furiously learning a slider
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tgk.bsky.social
God, playoff extra innings is a lot more fun when it's not happening to you
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rotopat.bsky.social
I now understand why Mariners fans post every evening like they are dying of kidney stones
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laportereporte.bsky.social
once again bringing this over from the other place for posterity
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celebrityhottub.bsky.social
baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
splitletters.bsky.social
Gods I'm so glad we didn't go to a game 5

Pretty sure anyone who's a Mariners or Tigers fan needs a wellness check
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shannashi.bsky.social
me, a blue jays fan, watching the other alds game 5 go to extras:
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jakobforster.bsky.social
i dont even care about baseball but i have been thinking about vlad guerrero jr going DAAAAA YANKEE LOSE over and over while derek jeter sits there like a human version of the arthur clenched fist jpeg
splitletters.bsky.social
I mean we already have Andres + Ernie + Barger + Schneider to cover the non-vlad positions, do we really need a 6th infielder who can't hit and doesn't seem like he can field under pressure either?
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shawnmicallef.bsky.social
There's a lot to criticize about Toronto (waves hand broadly at my life's sad work) but like 50% of of it just people who don't like big cities & don't want to admit it.
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djdynamic.ca
New polling confirms exactly what you'd expect: Canadians want the federal government to maintain or even expand support for women and 2SLGBTQIA+ people - not slash it.

Let's make sure the Prime Minister knows where Canadians stand: www.momentumcanada.net/budget
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splitletters.bsky.social
Tigers, mostly because I don't want west coast start times for the ALCS
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splitletters.bsky.social
Yet somehow there's a rule specifically about hitting Shin-Soo Choo's bat on a throw back to the mound????
splitletters.bsky.social
.....I would immediately retire, change my name, and get plastic surgery if this were me
cjzero.bsky.social
Absolutely brutal way for the Phillies to lose, Dodgers win the series