The John Wicker Man
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sprobeforebros.bsky.social
I bet when T-Pain was a relevant cultural figure there were a lot of American history teachers who made fun Thomas Paine / T-Paine puns.
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huskapet.bsky.social
smart guy in an rpg: hmm..
party member: what's wrong?
smart guy: it's nothing.
(20 hours later)
smart guy: so it's true... i knew it.
sprobeforebros.bsky.social
"if there's anyone who might claim the mantle of 'first genuinely good white rapper' there's this cat out of Detroit…" and I'm all "oh I get where this is going"

Then the next phrase was "his name is Kid Rock"
sprobeforebros.bsky.social
ten years ago I read an essay written by Armond White in 1994 about white rappers where he's talking about the significance of Marky Mark vs Vanilla Ice vs The Beasties vs 3rd Bass. At one point he says…
sprobeforebros.bsky.social
*me whispering to my date when Michelle Pfeiffer sees a ghost under the surface of liquid* that's what lies beneath
sprobeforebros.bsky.social
Proofreading memes is counterrevolutionary
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daveprosper.bsky.social
I am going to be on NCPR tomorrow (Saturday Oct 11) presenting an Italo Disco hour for the 3:00 Special, and the chyron they chose for me is incredible
a red haired man in glasses with the chyron: David Prosper, Loves UFOs
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cait.bsky.social
YOU COULD PERHAPS HAVE LED WITH THE MOVIE PART
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A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch. n.pr/48przga
Every moment pops in the nuclear thriller 'A House of Dynamite'
A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch.
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sprobeforebros.bsky.social
It’s me. I’m the person in charge of classifying musical instruments. I’ll file this away with all the complaints about how Saxophones should be considered brass instruments and not wind instruments.
sprobeforebros.bsky.social
a thing I love about Star Trek TNG is that sometimes the crew has little talent shows on board
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pumpkinpal.bsky.social
People in newspapers will write anything. "Johnny Cash seems deeply uncool" no he didn't. That isn't true.
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klaproth.bsky.social
SWIFT: Trav, honey?
KELCE: (looks up from first edition Krazsnahorkai in original Hungarian) (pauses rare Steve Reich LP, Japanese pressing) Yes?
SWIFT: What rhymes with "thighs"?
KELCE: Hmm. "Belies," perhaps?
SWIFT: (under her breath) Oh for fuck's sake
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TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway
I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way.
What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money.
Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight.
To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.
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killgoldfish.bsky.social
remember how in Red Dead Redemption 2 if you killed people unprovoked it gave you negative karma unless they were Klansman in which case it increased your karma. that was cool
stephentotilo.bsky.social
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
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sprobeforebros.bsky.social
Darryl Hall was clearly in primo wife guy mode when he wrote the songs for 1980s "Voices", especially "Kiss On My List" and "You Make My Dreams" (also John Oats was there and had a mustache)
jmritchey.bsky.social
It's a given in the music industry that "I've fallen in love!" albums are usually regrettable, and "I've gotten a divorce!" ones often have some of the artist's best work. So question for the group, what are the best "I've fallen in love!" albums?
sprobeforebros.bsky.social
A “jambalaya” is a kind of American biryani made with shellfish and pork sausage. A similar dish is called “gumbo” (American Rogan Josh)
sprobeforebros.bsky.social
Or like, Dunkin bagels or any other number of bullshit chain breakfast establishments
sprobeforebros.bsky.social
I was referring to like, Panera bagels but six of one…
sprobeforebros.bsky.social
I mean that’s most places, it’s just that in most places the bagel you get sucks ass.