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@theregoesrichie.bsky.social

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 2d

your gravitational pull is giving mono vibes

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 8m

a man wearing glasses and a green and white shirt looks at the camera

Alt: a man wearing glasses and a green and white shirt looks at the camera

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 9m

lmk if/when you do pls ty 😐💫

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 6h

“we met eyes in frog costumes across the war torn streets of Portland”

- modern day, How I Met Your Mother

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ceej @ceej.online · Jul 4

they only say not to microwave metal because they don’t want us to know that it tastes good warmed up

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 18h

When is addiction to outrage being added to the dsm

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 3h

I hope your dog lives long enough to grow grizzled and cranky and wise. And if not, let them at least teach you how to live in the absolute moment 🐾

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TC @artistina.bsky.social · 8h

The best thing about being unpredictable is

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surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · 4h

Be the smirch you want to see in the world.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 6h

pet my chest hair and tell me i’m pretty

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TC @artistina.bsky.social · 3h

in answer to your question:

no

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ghost crab @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 3h

actually i lied and this is my first rodeo

are those cows?

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 2h

Just once I’d like my internet boyfriends to tell their wives they’re busy on a Saturday and then spend all day liking my posts.

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 3h

the friends I've lust along the way

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 14d

Typing this with a mouthful of nuts.

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 2h

classic repost

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 2h

@natecomedy No one would run a a marathon if they weren't allowed to to talk about it.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 2h

Back in my day, toast wasn't good enough for avocado.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 2h

(fucked)

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Hell2bhb @hell2bhb.bsky.social · 23h

I am so high right now that I just lived that for a minute

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 2h

wait why/how is Bluesky failing and where is everyone going now

respectfully,

always late to the party

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

hardly any floppy disks remain from shakespeare times

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 4h

We choose to date women not because they are easy but because they are hard

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 2h

I have to go IN to a Walmart today. Wish me luck.

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 2h

please explain yourself (parenthetically)

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 2h

😂😂😂 ✅