Men love to listen to podcasts where other men tell them what kind of men women like

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

Gay: yes 😃
Straight: no 😞

Okay BUT I have a vague recollection that this is a variety that needs to be stored for a long time, and then the flavors develop. Like an Arkansas Black?

note to incoming bluesky users: you MUST bring your own joke understandings. members and staff are NOT responsible for explaining what, how, and why jokes are

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

Harsh but fair

why is it so embarrassing when you don't have a specific item in your house. like I've gone 20 years without needing a wire stripper, but now dad's friend Keith is asking if I have one and I'm standing here like a wire-stripperless chump

I wish I was as tired at 1.30am as I am at 4.30pm.

I LOVE ASHMEAD'S KERNEL OMG

Checking out my war-ravaged neighborhood here in SE Portland this morning. Everyone stay safe out there.

I sell vegetables, and when I tell you the number of people who won't buy "pickling" cukes because they want to eat them fresh...

I just noticed Sluggo is sleeping on a couch. My poor ass slept on a couch every winter for 15 years (we didn't have heat in the bedrooms). Great observational detail, Bushmiller, 10/10

No one has ever sent ME an extremely cool replica antiquity in the mail. Clearly I need better friends 🤔

I've gotten around this by getting really into Telugu movie soundtracks. Twice the swag, NO idea what anyone is saying
youtu.be/-ZVX7hpsq34?...

why do they call it portland, maine? it's on the wrong side of the country for that, it should be starboardland

I dislike boring alien design but I*~LOVE~* creative alien design. You have my heart, Jean Jacket from Nope 🥹

without acne Id be unstoppable

Every time someone says, "I used ChatGPT to help with this," I immediately assume they suck.

"there's no word for [x] in [language spoken by group i am condescending to]" is always a terrible sapir-whorf bullshit move that i hate, but this is far and away the funniest word you could do this with for arabic www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ent...

To be clear, this is also political violence.

standing with glinner? no. i'm SITTING for DINNER. with my wife, who has not left me,

Metaphors are a lens that color how you see the real ideas. Only using one metaphor to help conceive of an idea causes you not see the full picture. Metaphors are a funnel that distill the true ideas. Metaphors are a mirage that make you think you have the right idea. Metaphors are a dancing monkey