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Twiggy Peas Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @twiggypeas.bsky.social · 2d

Men love to listen to podcasts where other men tell them what kind of men women like

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 6d

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 13d

Post by Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
‪@ostrichson.bsky.social‬
Next version of ChatGPT will seduce your wife with highly-targeted emails, messages, and AI video chats, giving you more time to focus on filling out your tax forms.

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Twiggy Peas Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @twiggypeas.bsky.social · 17d

Gay: yes 😃
Straight: no 😞

Twiggy Peas Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @twiggypeas.bsky.social · 17d

Okay BUT I have a vague recollection that this is a variety that needs to be stored for a long time, and then the flavors develop. Like an Arkansas Black?

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17d

note to incoming bluesky users: you MUST bring your own joke understandings. members and staff are NOT responsible for explaining what, how, and why jokes are

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 19d

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

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Kendra, scary version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 20d

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

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Twiggy Peas Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @twiggypeas.bsky.social · 19d

Harsh but fair

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 20d

why is it so embarrassing when you don't have a specific item in your house. like I've gone 20 years without needing a wire stripper, but now dad's friend Keith is asking if I have one and I'm standing here like a wire-stripperless chump

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 20d

I wish I was as tired at 1.30am as I am at 4.30pm.

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Twiggy Peas Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @twiggypeas.bsky.social · 20d

I LOVE ASHMEAD'S KERNEL OMG

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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 21d

Checking out my war-ravaged neighborhood here in SE Portland this morning. Everyone stay safe out there.

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Twiggy Peas Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @twiggypeas.bsky.social · 22d

I sell vegetables, and when I tell you the number of people who won't buy "pickling" cukes because they want to eat them fresh...

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Twiggy Peas Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @twiggypeas.bsky.social · 22d

I just noticed Sluggo is sleeping on a couch. My poor ass slept on a couch every winter for 15 years (we didn't have heat in the bedrooms). Great observational detail, Bushmiller, 10/10

NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 22d

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 11,1954

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- WE SEE A BURGLAR ENTERING THROUGH AN OPEN WINDOW

P2-THE BURGLAR HAS ENTERED SLUGGO’S BEDROOM WHO IS SOUND ASLEEP, THE BURGLAR SEES THE POOR LIVING CONDITIONS THAT SLUGGO IS STAYING IN.

P3- THE BURGLAR HAS COMPASSION AND EXITS OUT THE WINDOW, BUT BEFORE LEAVING HE DROPS SOME COINS IN SLUGGO’S PIGGY BANK.

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Twiggy Peas Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @twiggypeas.bsky.social · 23d

No one has ever sent ME an extremely cool replica antiquity in the mail. Clearly I need better friends 🤔

Twiggy Peas Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @twiggypeas.bsky.social · 27d

I've gotten around this by getting really into Telugu movie soundtracks. Twice the swag, NO idea what anyone is saying
youtu.be/-ZVX7hpsq34?...

Ambajipeta Marriage Band - Gumma Video | Suhas, Shivani | Dushyanth | Bunny Vas | Dheeraj M

YouTube video by Sony Music South

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julia 🦄 @hypv.bsky.social · Oct 2

why do they call it portland, maine? it's on the wrong side of the country for that, it should be starboardland

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Twiggy Peas Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @twiggypeas.bsky.social · Sep 25

I dislike boring alien design but I*~LOVE~* creative alien design. You have my heart, Jean Jacket from Nope 🥹

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teq 'r treat @quilling.dev · Sep 24

without acne Id be unstoppable

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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · Sep 24

Every time someone says, "I used ChatGPT to help with this," I immediately assume they suck.

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · Sep 24

"there's no word for [x] in [language spoken by group i am condescending to]" is always a terrible sapir-whorf bullshit move that i hate, but this is far and away the funniest word you could do this with for arabic www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ent...

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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · Sep 10

To be clear, this is also political violence.

The Colorado Sun ☀️ @coloradosun.com · Sep 10

BREAKING: At least 2 students shot at Evergreen High School, Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office says

At least 2 students shot at Evergreen High School, Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office says

At least two students were shot Wednesday at Evergreen High School, the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office said. This is a developing story that will be updated.

coloradosun.com

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · Sep 4

standing with glinner? no. i'm SITTING for DINNER. with my wife, who has not left me,

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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @feldfrog.bsky.social · Aug 22

Metaphors are a lens that color how you see the real ideas. Only using one metaphor to help conceive of an idea causes you not see the full picture. Metaphors are a funnel that distill the true ideas. Metaphors are a mirage that make you think you have the right idea. Metaphors are a dancing monkey

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