Max Helmberger
@vermivorax.bsky.social
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Teacher of applied entomology. Grew up off the grid. No kings, no slavers, no Nazis, and no suburban assholes who think they're country because they drive an $80,000 pickup truck.
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jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
As a professor I would like to say that this prof should be yeeted into the sea.

What a lazy and insulting breach of responsibility to the students they teach.
clairezagorski.bsky.social
A student on TikTok has been documenting her journey with a professor who “wrote” the anatomy textbook and it’s all a bunch of AI hallucinations.

She’s saying that, understandably, the students are doing super poorly!

Behold what we’re teaching the healthcare professionals of tomorrow:
A diagram of the bones and (some) deep muscles of the hand and forearm. AI says that we only have four digits. It’s also identified a tendon as the median nerve, another tendon as the ulnar nerve, among other issues. An AI generated diagram of the muscles of the neck. It hallucinated the “ennocleidomasid” muscle, and the “anterior scalpalin muscle”. An AI generated diagram of the muscles of the lateral thigh. It says that the gluteus Maximus (the big juicy butt muscle) is on the anterior side. It also points to the quadriceps muscle and says “attattment”. It also says that the same structure is the tibia AND the deep fascia of the leg. An AI generated diagram of the bones of the hand and forearm. This time AI says we have 6 digits. It also says that the radius is the ulnar artery. Among other many issues.
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richraho.bsky.social
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
vermivorax.bsky.social
They're both gonna be so pissed.
vermivorax.bsky.social
"Democrat agencies"
davelevitan.bsky.social
“We can give $20 billion to Argentina but we can’t afford the CDC’s measles experts” is a hell of an argument
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davelevitan.bsky.social
“We can give $20 billion to Argentina but we can’t afford the CDC’s measles experts” is a hell of an argument
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abdulelsayed.bsky.social
When the bailout for Argentina…is actually a bailout for the Treasury Secretary’s hedge fund billionaires.

They get richer…and it just gets harder for you.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/u...
Big Investors Await Windfall From Trump’s Argentina Bailout
www.nytimes.com
vermivorax.bsky.social
It's funny because nothing this administration is doing is actually helping people eat healthier. They're making vegetables more expensive while giving a bunch of free PR wins to Mars and Coca-Cola in the form Government Seals of Approval for their new ultra-processed food and beverage lines.
michaelhobbes.bsky.social
There must be some mistake, I read 50 Atlantic articles about how RFK Jr just wants to help Americans eat more vegetables
gravelinfluencer.bsky.social
They continue to eviscerate the public health machinery that has quietly kept Americans, and others around the world, safe and healthy for decades.
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michaelhobbes.bsky.social
There must be some mistake, I read 50 Atlantic articles about how RFK Jr just wants to help Americans eat more vegetables
gravelinfluencer.bsky.social
They continue to eviscerate the public health machinery that has quietly kept Americans, and others around the world, safe and healthy for decades.
The staff of the Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report, the journal that reports on health trends and emerging infectious threats, was also laid off. The publication’s storied history includes a June 1981 report that five previously healthy gay men were treated for an unusual pneumonia — the first hint of the AIDS epidemic. Roughly 70 Epidemic Intelligence Service officers — the so-called “disease detectives” who respond to outbreaks around the globe — received layoff notices, according to a person familiar with them. The service was spared during an earlier round of layoffs in February.
vermivorax.bsky.social
Grok will have better, less woke answers
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cbquist.bsky.social
do not worry every body

Instead of the MMWR we can all just ask chat gpt what diseases are breaking out where

everything will be completely* fine

(it is not fine)
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bencollins.bsky.social
This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.
atrupar.com
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
vermivorax.bsky.social
We're all gonna be force-fed those soybeans. Mandatory 10 lb/day ration.
vermivorax.bsky.social
And MAGA delivered! They Trumped low prices! Low prices are DEFEATED!
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etxgov.bsky.social
It really pisses me off when Republicans say we hate America.

They can't even visit major cities without shitting on them. They hate our museums. They hate our people. They hate our ideals.

We ain't the ones who hate America.

We just hate the fascists trying to kill America.
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rincewind.run
this is absolutely my favorite protest innovation of 2025

"my opponents are violent antifa extremist terrorists"

"your opponents are dressed as giant inflatable frogs"

solid fuck you to the pepe crowd too
oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
vermivorax.bsky.social
Not how it works! You get an F in my non-majors science course.
atrupar.com
RFK Jr on Tylenol and autism: "It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof."
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kaltnull.bsky.social
Everything Is Going To Suck So Fucking Bad - And Everyone Complaining Is A Terrorist.
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eerieseymour.bsky.social
The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.
vermivorax.bsky.social
They're just solar energy with extra steps!
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carlzimmer.com
Today my @nytimes.com colleagues and I are launching a new series called Lost Science. We interview US scientists who can no longer discover something new about our world, thanks to this year‘s cuts. Here is my first interview with a scientist who studied bees and fires. Gift link: nyti.ms/3IWXbiE
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vermivorax.bsky.social
Because dying of black lung is based and manly
vermivorax.bsky.social
When someone says that you can tell they’ve only watched the first 30 minutes of My Neighbor Totoro.
vermivorax.bsky.social
Never voting for this piece of shit.
lgbtqnation.com
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
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darrigomelanie.bsky.social
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.