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Max Helmberger
@vermivorax.bsky.social
1.4K followers 1.2K following 670 posts
Teacher of applied entomology. Grew up off the grid. No kings, no slavers, no Nazis, and no suburban assholes who think they're country because they drive an $80,000 pickup truck.
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Max Helmberger @vermivorax.bsky.social · 29m
Grok will have better, less woke answers
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Charles Bergquist @cbquist.bsky.social · 6h
do not worry every body

Instead of the MMWR we can all just ask chat gpt what diseases are breaking out where

everything will be completely* fine

(it is not fine)
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 9h
This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11h
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
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Max Helmberger @vermivorax.bsky.social · 12h
We're all gonna be force-fed those soybeans. Mandatory 10 lb/day ration.
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Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 12h
oh no
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Max Helmberger @vermivorax.bsky.social · 13h
And MAGA delivered! They Trumped low prices! Low prices are DEFEATED!
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ETX Gov🏴‍☠️ @etxgov.bsky.social · 15h
It really pisses me off when Republicans say we hate America.

They can't even visit major cities without shitting on them. They hate our museums. They hate our people. They hate our ideals.

We ain't the ones who hate America.

We just hate the fascists trying to kill America.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19h
this is absolutely my favorite protest innovation of 2025

"my opponents are violent antifa extremist terrorists"

"your opponents are dressed as giant inflatable frogs"

solid fuck you to the pepe crowd too
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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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Max Helmberger @vermivorax.bsky.social · 1d
Not how it works! You get an F in my non-majors science course.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d
RFK Jr on Tylenol and autism: "It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof."
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 1d
Everything Is Going To Suck So Fucking Bad - And Everyone Complaining Is A Terrorist.
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Errol 🦇 🏳️‍🌈 @eerieseymour.bsky.social · 1d
The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.
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Max Helmberger @vermivorax.bsky.social · 1d
They're just solar energy with extra steps!
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Carl Zimmer @carlzimmer.com · 2d
Today my @nytimes.com colleagues and I are launching a new series called Lost Science. We interview US scientists who can no longer discover something new about our world, thanks to this year‘s cuts. Here is my first interview with a scientist who studied bees and fires. Gift link: nyti.ms/3IWXbiE
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Max Helmberger @vermivorax.bsky.social · 2d
Because dying of black lung is based and manly
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Max Helmberger @vermivorax.bsky.social · 2d
When someone says that you can tell they’ve only watched the first 30 minutes of My Neighbor Totoro.
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Max Helmberger @vermivorax.bsky.social · 3d
Never voting for this piece of shit.
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LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 3d
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 3d
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
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Fantômas, Le contrebandier de DEI @theefantomas.bsky.social · 3d
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 4d
Remembering when Chris Rufo insisted that Disney was a thoroughly corrupt institution because it had a small number of employees arrested on CSAM and sex trafficking charges and I replied, well, let's use that standard for Republicans, and he blocked me before I could finish the thread.
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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 5d
A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o
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Josh Feit @joshfeit.bsky.social · 4d
"When they say America First, they mean American next." —Woody Guthrie, "Lindbergh"
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Max Helmberger @vermivorax.bsky.social · 5d
Democrats are held to the standard of a Ph.D candidate at their dissertation defense. Republicans are held to the standard of a disruptive second-grader with anger issues.
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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 5d
A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o
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Scary Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social · 5d
Wow, it must be terrible being told that you can’t use the bathroom.
'Very difficult situation': Kristi Noem whines locals not letting ICE agents use restrooms
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem complained that her agents were not being permitted to use restrooms in Chicago because of opposition from residents.During a Sunday interview on ...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 5d
If Bugs Bunny was invented in 2023 he would be our nations most controversial figure
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 5d
so you were too stupid to understand the point of kid shows when you were a kid
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 6d
These people were enslaved as laborers for a call center soliciting church donations in case you’re wondering the exact level of where we went wrong as a human species
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 6d
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Raid of church leader’s Florida mansion reveals 57 forced laborers, feds say
The victims, called “armor bearers” by the church, are threatened with damnation if they fail to meet their quotas, federal officials say.
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Max Helmberger @vermivorax.bsky.social · 6d
They need to not remember what the sun looks like when they pass on.
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