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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 9h

Absolute Unit

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 9h

two women wearing sunglasses are drinking orange juice from large cups .

ALT: two women wearing sunglasses are drinking orange juice from large cups .

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10h

Your chances of being Bret Easton Ellis are low but never less than zero

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 9h

Hazy shade of genius

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Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social · 13h

Plus we already got the best Tron update we'll ever have: Wreck-It Ralph.

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 10h

Whatever eats them simply doesn't do a good enough job, imo

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LadyDEADtera32 🍁😷🌈💀 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 12h

I’m never allowed to work in a super corporate environment because as soon as I got bored I would just make up new acronyms to use and see how well they spread even though no one knows what they mean as a social experiment b/c I’m a goblin 💖

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Nirbo @nirbo.bsky.social · 12h

I meet a lot of people who tell me lies. I don't post them uncritically on the internet.

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 11h

The Canadian way: work your season, whether it's fishing, forestry, or oil and gas, then collect EI until next year, eh?

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 11h

fuckin' debate club nerds I stg

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 11h

of all the hills for him to go "well ackchually..." on

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 12h

That’s not a red flag, it’s a green one to floor the accelerator and take off

Race official at a NASCAR event waving a green flag

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Ella Dawson @brosandprose.bsky.social · 12h

canceling a first date tomorrow because he sent me an unsolicited, impassioned defense of Sam Harris

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1d

Getting my circumcision reversed and now I don't care about trains anymore

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 4d

George Orwell’s Animal Crossing

Someone in a frog costume facing down a line of police in riot gear

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 13h

We will miss Diane Keaton, we will miss her sword

variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Diane Keaton, Oscar-Winning ‘Annie Hall’ Star, Dies at 79

Diane Keaton, who starred in "Annie Hall," has died. She was 79.

variety.com

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 13h

Vintage black-and-white Pich a very tall woman standing beside a shorter man who’s wearing an eyepatch

Text:

You are
cantankerous and irascible!

Buying you that thesaurus was a mistake

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 13h

I mean

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 13h

I first saw this pic and thought it was a new Forge World model that costs $3799.99

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Jess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 13h

a) I can fix him.
b) I want him to fix me.
c) I WILL wear that at the reference desk once a week and every time I have to meet with the boss' boss.
d) I had a dream like this once.
e) Have to say that Mr. R'lyeh is probably going to win the contest, Bob.
f) Sure, but can he lipsync 'Umbrella'?

Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 14h

Mr Laos. Just when you though this year was a bit quiet on the insanely huge, bedazzled, symbolic costumes along comes Mr Laos and blows everyone else out of the water. This is insane, but it's also *so* good.

A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 13h

“You guys never touch the thermostat so I have to get mad about something else” - me, reminding my kids to put their empty drinks in the deposit bag and not the recycle bag

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 15h

Everyone like, "hahahaha he's such a great shitposter, I'm dead"

-NO, he's not, HE makes knock knock jokes that you like.

Good Shitposters write incredible rage bait for morons, who get off on ignoring the fact that sardonicism is a valid rhetorical device.

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 13h

Rock musician, Alejandra Villarreal, throwing up the horns while wearing a red top

Text:

The unconscious is structured like a language
The real is what resists symbolization absolutely

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 13h

Oldest: I need to prepare my sauce

Me: I thought you said you had to prepare your soul

And I was going to say, young lady you have some work to do

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