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Will Templeton
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Keep your beers cold and your rods hot. Cancer boy, Scorpio man
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All I really want in life is a cat and several million pounds.
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People are talking about this as an AWS or centralization issue, but really it's a symptom of a different problem of software resilience much bigger than Amazon: Almost no software of any kind accounts for the possibility that it wouldn't be successfully connected to the internet all the time.
Eight Sleep adds ‘outage mode’ to smart beds after AWS problems left them frozen
Eight Sleep became No Sleep
www.theverge.com
My mum once had a lovely conversation with a stranger and came away telling me about the hockey team she'd learned about, the Toronto Make-Believes
Have been reminded of the time my girlfriend met a chihuahua called Death Row on her dog walk who turned out to actually be called Jethro.
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Cannae mind the last time I was in a supermarket and didnae hear like ten different folk going "Oh fuck sake" at the price of something.
what do you mean, hot tubs still exist
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On Wed, I leave for my final competition of the year (and maybe ever as there is a chance they revoke my Therapeutic Use Exemption next year; they are changing the rules). Today, I start the hours-long process of packing.

Anyway! Care to support this trans athlete?

julesnotes.com/help-this-tr...
Help This Trans Person Wipe the Floor with his Cis Competition
You obviously want to support transgender people, especially transgender people in sport during this period when soon, we will once again no longer be allowed on the field. I’m asking that you plea…
julesnotes.com
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Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
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This is one of the things I am so angry at the media about, the way that ordinary journalists went along with their absolutely frothing at the mouth colleagues and never thought to go "Uhhh, your friends are trying to change the law, does that not make YOU the activists?"
The phrase "trans activist" is goofy because like 95% of the time it's used it refers to a trans person simply existing.

Media, pointing at a woman buying a coffee: behold, a trans activist.

Woman: buying coffee is not activism stop being so fucking weird

Media: trans activist criticizes media
If they were posting as children like we were they'd learn simply to shut up when called out on it
I am absolutely certain my morality was shaped by Pratchett. If you forced me to go for a single book I'd probably go for Jingo.
I went to a junk shop once and in amongst the kids tricycles and ride on things there was a C5 just sitting there. I think it was at most a tenner. We didn't buy it, and I'm not sure if it's funnier if I regret it or if I don't
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Seeing game devs take a "the customer is always right" approach to feedback is so sad because like I get it from a PR perspective, but...

1) The customer is always wrong

2) Your customers are gamers, so they're twice as wrong
Finally started this. Immediately fixated on suffocating in the grain silo and achieved it in about four clicks, this must be what speedrunners feel like all the time
Not setting it off on the way in, getting fillings and it blaring on the way out
I was at a pub quiz the other day and one of my older friends mentioned really liking some music in university in 1993, and I went "ha, I think I was only just developing my music taste in 1993," and then looked round at everyone else at the table, who were uniformly born in the new millennium
Ha, I genuinely had this moment too!
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BT broadband and Vodafone both down, meaning no access to online news services for many in the UK.
They won't read about that in the mainstream media.
I really need to start putting more effort into degoogling eh
This Vodafone broadband outage has meant I'm using mobile data instead, so I don't get the benefits of my Pihole ad blocker, and fuck me I hadn't realised how bad it had got in some places. How does anyone read any newspaper website?
I'm glad you posted it instead of deleting just now
Listened to this today! It's fantastic! Hooray!
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One of these is mine, and I got a chance to play it today, lost immediately, but am still excited to play again - which I think is the mark of a truly special game
People showing you they are *building* your game is so rewarding… and in a very different way from people buying your game. 🥰