Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary

@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social

510 followers 490 following 1K posts

I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨ Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace

linktr.ee

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 13d

ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior

3 24 69

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 7m

For those lacking a proper name, you can just call them little king or little queen typically 💕

a rat is eating a piece of spaghetti .

ALT: a rat is eating a piece of spaghetti .

media.tenor.com

Reposted by Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary

Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · Feb 17

I’m at my most badass when I pick up stuffed animals in stores that have fallen on the ground and put them back with their friends.

23 240 1.1K

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 21m

Don't worry. We understand yelling.

They, i mean they, *nervous laugh* obviously.

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 10h

Oh, SHUT up! How am i not in bed yet?! Not one of you told me it was tomorrow already! Thanks a lot, guys

1 7

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 10h

hmmm.... True!

Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 10h

raspberries are so fucking good though

1 4

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 10h

hmm.... false?

strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 1d

hey diva!! not everything is about you. hope this helps

Reposted by Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary

strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 21h

the rest of us should all follow each other and be friends

3 1 21

Reposted by Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary

TrickOrTreat Smell My Feet👹 @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 12h

Finding out Nicole Kidman is being divorced because she demands too much sex makes me feel less alone with my own robust appetites and also I should call her.