Miles!
@9coacheswaiting.bsky.social
“a highly morbid character with an abhorrence for all things wholesome, especially sunshine.”
Charles Portis Novel Escapee / Three-time Yoknapatawpha County Mule Racing Champion
Charles Portis Novel Escapee / Three-time Yoknapatawpha County Mule Racing Champion
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Miles!
@9coacheswaiting.bsky.social
· Oct 16
Finally an opportunity to yell about my pet peeves online
This is how I interact with your skeets, FYI
*likes 3 of your posts*
do you want to get married? no? ok.
*reposts you*
how about now?
do you want to get married? no? ok.
*reposts you*
how about now?
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This is how I interact with your skeets, FYI
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I know this is comment number two but due to Plane Wine I somehow forgot that the biggest drama was when my boyfriend of two years broke up with me at Thanksgiving dinner in front of his whole family
Thanks Jeff!!! Appreciate that!!
Thanks Jeff!!! Appreciate that!!
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I know this is comment number two but due to Plane Wine I somehow forgot that the biggest drama was when my boyfriend of two years broke up with me at Thanksgiving dinner in front of his whole family
Thanks Jeff!!! Appreciate that!!
Thanks Jeff!!! Appreciate that!!
Just landed and the flight attendant is narrating the directions to the sky train, she told us not to be tempted by Wendy’s I want to hug her
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Just landed and the flight attendant is narrating the directions to the sky train, she told us not to be tempted by Wendy’s I want to hug her
I made microwave toffee for Friendsgiving one time (it’s good!) but misjudged the new microwave’s power and it ignited inside the microwave
So I grabbed an oven mitt, opened the back door and flung it into the yard like a molten frisbee
So I grabbed an oven mitt, opened the back door and flung it into the yard like a molten frisbee
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I made microwave toffee for Friendsgiving one time (it’s good!) but misjudged the new microwave’s power and it ignited inside the microwave
So I grabbed an oven mitt, opened the back door and flung it into the yard like a molten frisbee
So I grabbed an oven mitt, opened the back door and flung it into the yard like a molten frisbee
It’s a lovely morning in the village and you are a horrible goose
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It’s a lovely morning in the village and you are a horrible goose
I am getting better at these
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I am getting better at these
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"the entire second season is grounded by internal drama within a polycule of French theater queers in post war Paris being explained to a terminally catty Anthony Bourdain clone" sounds good here's millions of dollars get at it
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
"the entire second season is grounded by internal drama within a polycule of French theater queers in post war Paris being explained to a terminally catty Anthony Bourdain clone" sounds good here's millions of dollars get at it
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You will never guess what this is in reference to.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
You will never guess what this is in reference to.
This is one (1) Tulane Law School mid-day courtyard mixer
Final tally for Rice's free-beer-for-students promotion at tonight's game with North Texas!
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This is one (1) Tulane Law School mid-day courtyard mixer
The only time I ever cut class was to go to a Yo-Yo Ma masterclass (yes I did get in trouble for this) and this is completely accurate
I've been fortunate enough to see Yo-Yo Ma in a pretty small venue and all I can say, without hyperbole, is that there's an actual aura or energy that surrounds his performance and craft that's transcendent; it's an actual spiritual experience.
This is magnificent and Mayor Wu is no slouch!
This is magnificent and Mayor Wu is no slouch!
An honor and dream come true to perform alongside Yo-Yo Ma, presented by Celebrity Series at Boston Symphony Hall. 💜
🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)
🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The only time I ever cut class was to go to a Yo-Yo Ma masterclass (yes I did get in trouble for this) and this is completely accurate
Picked up a jacket I left at the dry cleaner for two weeks and the kid at the counter said record was someone who came and picked up something they dropped off in 1994
I have so many questions
I have so many questions
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Picked up a jacket I left at the dry cleaner for two weeks and the kid at the counter said record was someone who came and picked up something they dropped off in 1994
I have so many questions
I have so many questions
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A gentle thought, though: If you are a law student or early career attorney, and considering using AI because professional emails are intimidating to you (they were to me! I didn’t know lawyers), here are some tips you can use, instead of chatwhatthefuckever:
You do not need AI to "punch up" your email. Just send it and move on with your life, Dostoevsky.
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A gentle thought, though: If you are a law student or early career attorney, and considering using AI because professional emails are intimidating to you (they were to me! I didn’t know lawyers), here are some tips you can use, instead of chatwhatthefuckever:
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omg i can't believe i haven't shared my timothy olyphant venn diagram over here
October 19, 2023 at 10:54 PM
omg i can't believe i haven't shared my timothy olyphant venn diagram over here
Due to an error, I ordered a 45 dollar paper plane
Twice
Twice
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Due to an error, I ordered a 45 dollar paper plane
Twice
Twice
No thanks, I already have a mirror
Skinsight is “a Bluetooth-equipped sensor patch that sticks to the skin and works with a mobile app, tracking skin tightness, UV exposure, temperature and moisture.”
MIT researchers and beauty brand Amorepacific made a wearable patch that analyzes skin aging
The patch works with an AI-powered app that estimates how certain factors may contribute to skin aging, and recommends a skin care routine accordingly.
www.engadget.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
No thanks, I already have a mirror
At the point of the fantasy football season where you’re poking around the available player scrap pile to see if anyone accidentally left a Saquon Barkley under some sticks
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
At the point of the fantasy football season where you’re poking around the available player scrap pile to see if anyone accidentally left a Saquon Barkley under some sticks
It was nice of him to draw this picture of me
Ernie Bushmiller predicted social media decades before the Internet existed
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It was nice of him to draw this picture of me
At Home is just an unboxed version of the Amazon warehouse decor section right
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
At Home is just an unboxed version of the Amazon warehouse decor section right
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reply guys emerging from their hole for a busy day of being weird at strangers
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
reply guys emerging from their hole for a busy day of being weird at strangers
A piece of plastic blew under the wheels of my bike, causing a classic ass over teakettle wreck, except I somehow managed to execute a perfect tuck roll and ended up standing and completely unscathed (and moderately discombobulated)
I couldnt pull it off again if my life depended on it
I couldnt pull it off again if my life depended on it
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
A piece of plastic blew under the wheels of my bike, causing a classic ass over teakettle wreck, except I somehow managed to execute a perfect tuck roll and ended up standing and completely unscathed (and moderately discombobulated)
I couldnt pull it off again if my life depended on it
I couldnt pull it off again if my life depended on it
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Tashikametan is a turtle who promotes the Labor Standards Bureau. He uses a scope attached to his mask to check employers are being fair. He’s a surprisingly fast runner, but because his shell is heavy, he can’t get up if he falls backwards.
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Tashikametan is a turtle who promotes the Labor Standards Bureau. He uses a scope attached to his mask to check employers are being fair. He’s a surprisingly fast runner, but because his shell is heavy, he can’t get up if he falls backwards.
Every time I make the Serious Eats chicken tortilla soup, I double the amount of chicken in it—that’s right, three pounds of chicken thighs—and somehow Mr. Miles! manages to eat the entire thing in one night, I’m starting to think he has a secret twin
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Every time I make the Serious Eats chicken tortilla soup, I double the amount of chicken in it—that’s right, three pounds of chicken thighs—and somehow Mr. Miles! manages to eat the entire thing in one night, I’m starting to think he has a secret twin