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Homer J. Fong
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aka Max Power aka Lance Uppercut aka Esteban de la Sexface

Ibid., Your Honor.
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What Hess actually said:

“Just because I’m wearing the flag doesn’t mean I represent everything that’s going on in the US.”
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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so, I declined a temporary gig covering The Olympics for a Big Media Company bc I wouldn't have been able to do the newsletter.
I was hoping to get enough paid subs over the 2 Olympic weeks to make up for it.
friends... you hit the number ***BEFORE THE OPENING CEREMONY***
can't thank you enough
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February 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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I was asked to check this, the journal uses a Rail Fence Cipher, so you read each line up and down, left to right. The deciphered text in the article below is accurate, and names names. The file itself can be found here:
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 AM
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that shit's just fuckin' up there, huh?
January 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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im sorry
February 8, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Concentration camps:

“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
Exclusive: Detention Center Captives Are Throwing Lotion Bottles Wrapped With Notes to Organizers Outside Otay Mesa Facility ~ L.A. TACO
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh," an Otay Mesa captive communicated through handwritten note. "We are all in one big room with no doors...
lataco.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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In one of our signal chats, a neighbor calls these “fuckaroundabouts”
Minneapolis residents are trying a new tactic to slow and deter federal agents from entering city neighborhoods. Called filter blockades, they’re pop-up block parties in the middle of city streets, and they’ve already earned the ire of Trump border czar Tom Homan (1) www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Neighbors: Blockades are pop-up parties that also slow down ICE agents
Organizers are trying a new tactic to slow and deter federal agents from entering city neighborhoods: pop-up block parties in the middle of city streets. Tom Homan, the Trump administration border cza...
www.mprnews.org
February 6, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
February 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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American star Alysa Liu overcame a delay en route to the Milano Skating Arena caused by Vice President JD Vance’s motorcade and finished second in the women’s short program at the Olympics team event.

“We almost didn’t make it,” her coach said.
Nothing could stop the U.S. figure skating team. Not even JD Vance’s motorcade.
Alysa Liu and world champion dance team of Madison Chock and Evan Bates have the Americans leading the team event after day one.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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February 6, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
February 6, 2026 at 8:23 AM
We need @rodger.bsky.social on this immediately. Which other sports are thusly rigged???
February 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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I am calling you a fucking dumbass
February 6, 2026 at 1:31 AM
The two best sheep shearers in the country secretly pine for each other.

Bleated Rivalry.
The two best chairs salesmen in the county secretly pine for each other.

Seated Rivalry.
February 5, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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wrote about this very thing last summer, in fact

channel-6.ghost.io/bloom-where-...
BLOOM WHERE YOU'RE PLANTED
The big question
channel-6.ghost.io
February 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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My thoughts when someone asks how I can root for Team USA:
February 5, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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I get this, but here's where I'm at:

Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
I really really want these athletes to have a great experience, be competitive and perhaps win a gold medal, but, honestly, the thought of hearing "USA!USA!USA!" during their games kinda makes me cringe. If we were any other country the IOC would ask us to march under the olympic flag.
February 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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me after being kicked in the head by a horse:
February 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”
February 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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A bizarre number of people have stepped up to defend Julie Le. What you see in that transcript is an attorney who chose to do evil work—deporting people for ICE then moving over to DOJ in early Jan. specifically to fight these habeas petitions—being called to the carpet. She's desperate, not heroic.
If you want to read the transcript of the February 3 hearing where Julie Le had her "this job sucks" meltdown, now you can:

drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2...
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 5, 2026 at 12:10 AM