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traumahawk 🍁🦇

@abarelightbulb.bsky.social

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film maker, TBTL Ten, petter of random cats, checkin out the moon. I tell too many stories. Welcome up, if you've time to spare.

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Merewolf Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 6h

omg how mad would you be that your secret cinema in the Parisian catacombs had been rumbled

the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 10h

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs".

There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."

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traumahawk 🍁🦇 @abarelightbulb.bsky.social · 6h

I SPENT FOUR LONELY DAYS IN A BROWNYELLUH HAZE AND I JUST WANT YOU BACK BY MY SIDE
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traumahawk 🍁🦇 @abarelightbulb.bsky.social · 23h

lone train whistle, the rain and a fucked up range

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traumahawk 🍁🦇 @abarelightbulb.bsky.social · 23h

i did a skat and it was a sneeze too, so please disregard

traumahawk 🍁🦇 @abarelightbulb.bsky.social · 1d

skoodley-bop

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traumahawk 🍁🦇 @abarelightbulb.bsky.social · 1d

i got into a darkness rivaling dark and darker and i thought it was my peojector or game messing up but boyhowdy do i need a light

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

Normal sitting hours

My grey tabby Cole in my lap laying like a croissant

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 1d

As I have often said. "Ow, my back."

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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 2d

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

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🦇raBOOdya👻 @rabidya.art · 1d

Bro same

Close up picture of a face, and the text says, "I have always felt as if I were suffering in hell."

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ann @annpersand.bsky.social · 2d

Anton Pavlenko (b. 1984)

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traumahawk 🍁🦇 @abarelightbulb.bsky.social · 1d

my friend who i haven't spoken to in weeks due to The Depression asked if I wanted to kick it at "The House of Bones" and I couldn't say yes fast enough

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 2d

Transmission.

Sculpture of a face surrounded by four hands with blue clouded sky.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 4d

Imaginary conversations will actually unprepare you for nobody else being there

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 6d

All the beauty and wonder of a flaming dumpster.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”