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Alex Bean
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Academic admin. Husband & dad. One-time applicant for Chicago Alderman. Love books, history, movies, & architecture. Trying to ween myself off of being Too Online.
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I have seen this claim several times on here and it is abject fucking madness. bordering on antivax sentiment
February 18, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Jesus fucking christ, we are gonna be so lucky if we get to 2029 without a preventable calamity.
Kash Patel: "You know why it's called the President's Daily Briefing? Because the president decides what are the intel priorities in that briefing."
February 18, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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trying to think of a more unsettling thing a dog owner could say than "oh, that's my CZECHOSLOVAKIAN WOLFDOG, named NAZGUL"
February 18, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Good morning from the bus stop.
February 18, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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[popularism voice] when I hit on a wedge issue that splits my coalition, I know what to do: constantly and loudly bring it up
a. there is def [growing] support among the public for restrictions on trans rights (e.g. www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...)
b. i'm sorry but I have a degree in poll design & fielding, and I trust lakshya's polling skills about as far as I can throw them.
February 17, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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So "out of the box" that it has been classified as a crime under international law for decades.
Chris Wright on seized Venezuelan oil: "We've sold about $1 billion of oil so far. We've recently signed agreements to sell about another $5 billion in the next several months. So you're talking well north of $10 billion a year ... this is way out of the box, groundbreaking Trump diplomacy."
February 17, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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this is a few brush strokes away from a monet
Current* conditions near Evanston, IL:
February 17, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see.

His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert.

Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.
February 17, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Brendan Carr and David Ellison, eat shit forever challenge.
February 17, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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I think it’s time for Democratic leaders to start saying “if you’re a pilot or ground crew involved in a deportation that was stayed by a judge, you’ll be held criminally liable for human trafficking.” Everyone involved in these flights should have that fear in the back of their minds.
Overnight, this probable ICE flight landed in Benin and is now returning to Senegal, likely for a crew layover.
February 16, 2026 at 10:57 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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yes. yes. yes. YES. YEEEESSSS. yes
It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane
February 17, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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Elimination of emissions standards was one of the pretty clear policy stakes of the 2024 election and it received about 1% as much coverage as whether Tim Walz retiring from the national guard after 21 years was cowardly.
“The U.S. no longer has emission standards of any meaning,” said Margo T. Oge, who served as the E.P.A.’s top vehicle emissions regulator under three presidents and has since advised both automakers and environmental groups…

“Nothing. Zero,” she added. “Not many countries have zero.”
With Latest Rollback, the U.S. Essentially Has No Clean-Car Rules
www.nytimes.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:33 PM
We’ve started watching The Muppet Show with the kids (a great personal victory for me) and it’s crazy to think that Rita Moreno hosted59 years ago at roughly the 1/3rd mark of her career.
February 17, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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v funny to me how many of the news talking heads blame trump on dems being out-of-touch elitists and yet also react like this. having a universal antipathy towards people who show their ass in the epstein files is probably the most popular opinion you can have in america right now
Noah Rothman on the Epstein files: "It is a witch hunt. It‘s a moral panic."
February 17, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Not super that I'm out here on a 60-degree day in February, but, man, do I love grilling.
February 16, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I once had a good joke tweet about Chancellor Rolin and now it's lost to vast emptiness of Vichy Twitter. Alas.
February 16, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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Nuclear Poland definitely sounds like something you would find in an alternate history.
Polish President President Karol Nawrocki: "the path to Polish nuclear potential, while respecting all international regulations, is the path we should take" (Sounds like nuclear latency.) notesfrompoland.com/2026/02/15/p...
President calls for Poland to seek nuclear deterrent
notesfrompoland.com
February 16, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy
How many followers for a prominent Bluesky elder to host Jeopardy
February 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
The brunch lords believe they have as much impunity as the billionaire class they succor and I think both are in for a rude awakening in the next decade or two.
The successful effort to force Biden out signaled to elite media that they had a veto over Democratic Party primary voters. Whether they successfully exercise it or simply try to in 2028 is an open question but bet your sweet nippy they’re going to try.
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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If conservatives are upset with coverage, one must re-configure the paper so they never for a second feel like they are condescended to. If libs are upset with coverage, they’re stupid and can’t read.
February 16, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
RIP
February 16, 2026 at 6:43 PM