Adam Larter
@adamlarter.bsky.social
Comedian, artist, fool.
I run Weirdos Comedy (which doesn't yet have an account here).
I run Weirdos Comedy (which doesn't yet have an account here).
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This is so bad I never want to spend money ever again. I’m taking it out on all products everywhere.
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
This is so bad I never want to spend money ever again. I’m taking it out on all products everywhere.
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Pleasure to have you starting here at the Castle, Mr Crapper. You've already met Lumiere, Cogsworth and Mrs Pots. Oh this is my dog Footstool. Ha! I just realised a lot of the staff here are also named like the things they do. Let's hope we don't get cursed to be them aye, Crapper. Hahahaha.
February 9, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Pleasure to have you starting here at the Castle, Mr Crapper. You've already met Lumiere, Cogsworth and Mrs Pots. Oh this is my dog Footstool. Ha! I just realised a lot of the staff here are also named like the things they do. Let's hope we don't get cursed to be them aye, Crapper. Hahahaha.
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A good week to bury Kemi Badenoch’s Desert Island Discs
Her first dance was to Wet Wet Wet's cover of Love is All Around Me
Her first dance was to Wet Wet Wet's cover of Love is All Around Me
February 4, 2026 at 10:09 AM
A good week to bury Kemi Badenoch’s Desert Island Discs
Her first dance was to Wet Wet Wet's cover of Love is All Around Me
Her first dance was to Wet Wet Wet's cover of Love is All Around Me
Today I purchased out of date chewing gum.
Didn't know that could happen.
How does it taste?
Sort of has the texture of a tissue that was left in a jeans-pocket and went through the wash.
Didn't know that could happen.
How does it taste?
Sort of has the texture of a tissue that was left in a jeans-pocket and went through the wash.
February 2, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Today I purchased out of date chewing gum.
Didn't know that could happen.
How does it taste?
Sort of has the texture of a tissue that was left in a jeans-pocket and went through the wash.
Didn't know that could happen.
How does it taste?
Sort of has the texture of a tissue that was left in a jeans-pocket and went through the wash.
Colin Jost: What is happening? Oh boy. Can we just PLEASE get on with the show? This is just... Oh my. Oh boy.
February 1, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Colin Jost: What is happening? Oh boy. Can we just PLEASE get on with the show? This is just... Oh my. Oh boy.
A 15th-century Inca citadel located in the Eastern Cordillera of southern Peru on a mountain ridge at 2,430 meters (7,970 ft).
January 29, 2026 at 2:41 PM
A 15th-century Inca citadel located in the Eastern Cordillera of southern Peru on a mountain ridge at 2,430 meters (7,970 ft).
Below - in this voice.
January 29, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Below - in this voice.
It stands for
How
Much
Really
Cost?
How
Much
Really
Cost?
January 29, 2026 at 11:29 AM
It stands for
How
Much
Really
Cost?
How
Much
Really
Cost?
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Imagine having Bruce Springsteen AND Billy Bragg release songs about how much you fucking suck and how much the people fighting you rule you within the same 48 hours
January 28, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Imagine having Bruce Springsteen AND Billy Bragg release songs about how much you fucking suck and how much the people fighting you rule you within the same 48 hours
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absolutely not, why the fuck would I want to do that
January 25, 2026 at 12:40 PM
absolutely not, why the fuck would I want to do that
Part of the Birthday Bread universe: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0-b...
Birthday Bread for Ann Widdecombe
YouTube video by Birthday Bread Man
www.youtube.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Part of the Birthday Bread universe: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0-b...
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Help us make hope normal again.
Join the Green Party now.
Join the Green Party now.
January 22, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Help us make hope normal again.
Join the Green Party now.
Join the Green Party now.
I wish I was successful enough to tell Top Secret Comedy I don't want to do their stupid gig.
January 19, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I wish I was successful enough to tell Top Secret Comedy I don't want to do their stupid gig.
Even Jack Whitehall probably thinks 'this is low'
Robbie Williams is so far off the artistic roster I think he might actually work from Nestle HQ.
January 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Even Jack Whitehall probably thinks 'this is low'
The expectations are low for a quite vapid pop-star like Robbie Williams but this is pretty bad even for his standards.
January 15, 2026 at 7:17 PM
The expectations are low for a quite vapid pop-star like Robbie Williams but this is pretty bad even for his standards.
Robbie Williams is so far off the artistic roster I think he might actually work from Nestle HQ.
January 15, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Robbie Williams is so far off the artistic roster I think he might actually work from Nestle HQ.
We live in a world where there is no cafe in London called Mornington Croissant.
January 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
We live in a world where there is no cafe in London called Mornington Croissant.
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You can't make a Hamlet without breaking a leg
January 6, 2026 at 6:47 PM
You can't make a Hamlet without breaking a leg
Frank Sidebottom's Hamilton
Paul Verhoeven's Toy Story 3
January 2, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Frank Sidebottom's Hamilton
Jordan Peele's Little Shop of Horrors
David Lean's White Chicks
Yórgos Lánthimos's Days of Thunder
January 2, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Jordan Peele's Little Shop of Horrors