A Damned Stemple
@adamstemple.bsky.social
Writer, musician, asshole.
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It’s funny how much I liked Wake Up Dead Man for how big an atheist I am.
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It’s funny how much I liked Wake Up Dead Man for how big an atheist I am.
I am shocked to discover right wing outrage grift in this establishment!
December 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I am shocked to discover right wing outrage grift in this establishment!
I named my fists Christian and Grey because they really enjoy whipping ass.
I named my fists Lin Manuel and Miranda because they’re smaller than you’d expect but very quick.
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I named my fists Christian and Grey because they really enjoy whipping ass.
OMFG this is amazing:
“Shabbat shalom.”
“And also with you!”
“Shabbat shalom.”
“And also with you!”
(RACHEL walks past children playing. Her biological clock ticks. She’s thirty, almost dead.)
LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?
RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?
RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew
EXT. SMALL TOWN BUS STOP – DAY (A beautiful woman with slightly wavy brown hair steps off a bus. She’s RACHEL, a corporate lawyer from The Big Cit...
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December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
OMFG this is amazing:
“Shabbat shalom.”
“And also with you!”
“Shabbat shalom.”
“And also with you!”
Again, the American right are the stupidest motherfuckers in the world.
Hitler was bad.
An essay that, you know, I didn’t think I’d need to write.
An essay that, you know, I didn’t think I’d need to write.
Perry: The pro-Hitler problem with the American right
"We need to get back to the basics: Hitler was bad. The people who suggest otherwise are also bad," David M. Perry writes.
www.startribune.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Again, the American right are the stupidest motherfuckers in the world.
introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
-Ferruginous Pygmy Owls accompanied by machete-wielding bandidos
-Gray Seal (probably a selkie)
-12 ft. Crocodile in a field that had held cattle the day before looking very pleased with himself
-Barracuda, both the fish and Heart playing
-Ferruginous Pygmy Owls accompanied by machete-wielding bandidos
-Gray Seal (probably a selkie)
-12 ft. Crocodile in a field that had held cattle the day before looking very pleased with himself
-Barracuda, both the fish and Heart playing
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Pigeons
Wood pigeons
Collared doves
Stock doves
More pigeons
Pigeons
Wood pigeons
Collared doves
Stock doves
More pigeons
Bears. Sort of.
Seals
Otters
Sea Lions
Deer
Seals
Otters
Sea Lions
Deer
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
-Ferruginous Pygmy Owls accompanied by machete-wielding bandidos
-Gray Seal (probably a selkie)
-12 ft. Crocodile in a field that had held cattle the day before looking very pleased with himself
-Barracuda, both the fish and Heart playing
-Ferruginous Pygmy Owls accompanied by machete-wielding bandidos
-Gray Seal (probably a selkie)
-12 ft. Crocodile in a field that had held cattle the day before looking very pleased with himself
-Barracuda, both the fish and Heart playing
Name a film with a Turkey:
Midnight Express
Midnight Express
Name a film with a Turkey.
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Name a film with a Turkey:
Midnight Express
Midnight Express
Tachyon is awesome
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November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Tachyon is awesome
St Paul PD tired of Minneapolis PD getting all the media attention.
From the MN Society for Professional Journalists: St. Paul police shot three photojournalists (MPR, Reuters, Sahan Journal) with "less lethal" munitions during an ICE operation yesterday. One had to go to the hospital. They say they were specifically targeted by St. Paul police.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
St Paul PD tired of Minneapolis PD getting all the media attention.
Shades of the mom on Derry Girls saying “Why weren’t you writin’ with your soul?”
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Shades of the mom on Derry Girls saying “Why weren’t you writin’ with your soul?”
I don’t even care that much if you pirate books. Just don’t pretend it’s not stealing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I don’t even care that much if you pirate books. Just don’t pretend it’s not stealing.
Tell me you’ve never heard of libraries without telling me you’ve never heard of libraries.
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Tell me you’ve never heard of libraries without telling me you’ve never heard of libraries.
Finally, one of Grok’s responses hits the truth.
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Finally, one of Grok’s responses hits the truth.
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You could be someone's light in the darkness.
An anglerfish drawing them towards your toothy maw, or a witch-light in the forest, leading them towards their mossy doom.
An anglerfish drawing them towards your toothy maw, or a witch-light in the forest, leading them towards their mossy doom.
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You could be someone's light in the darkness.
An anglerfish drawing them towards your toothy maw, or a witch-light in the forest, leading them towards their mossy doom.
An anglerfish drawing them towards your toothy maw, or a witch-light in the forest, leading them towards their mossy doom.
“I’m ICE, boys.”
“Tell that to the other guys in lockup. See how that goes for you.”
“Tell that to the other guys in lockup. See how that goes for you.”
An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
“I’m ICE, boys.”
“Tell that to the other guys in lockup. See how that goes for you.”
“Tell that to the other guys in lockup. See how that goes for you.”
This is how you do it 🎶
Also, Jay Baruchel throws a better punch than I thought.
Also, Jay Baruchel throws a better punch than I thought.
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This is how you do it 🎶
Also, Jay Baruchel throws a better punch than I thought.
Also, Jay Baruchel throws a better punch than I thought.
A show you've watched beginning to end more than once.
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
A show you've watched beginning to end more than once.
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He penised testicly down the shooting range
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
He penised testicly down the shooting range
I can’t believe I have to say this: Marge Taylor Green still sucks. She’s a less telegenic Megyn Kelly. She’s getting death threats from the exact same people she sicced on others. If she gets knocked off by some right wing whacko I will feel just as bad as when Kirk reaped that same whirlwind.
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I can’t believe I have to say this: Marge Taylor Green still sucks. She’s a less telegenic Megyn Kelly. She’s getting death threats from the exact same people she sicced on others. If she gets knocked off by some right wing whacko I will feel just as bad as when Kirk reaped that same whirlwind.
If Bill Clinton sits on a couch, who asks him to stand first, Trump or Vance?
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If Bill Clinton sits on a couch, who asks him to stand first, Trump or Vance?
Apparently, Ben doesn’t know you can delete your posts.
The Nuzzi piece is an excellent realtime test of whether Bluesky can recognise an ironic writing style.
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Apparently, Ben doesn’t know you can delete your posts.
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Really difficult to overstate the fury one should feel that the GOP and institutions like the New York Times went all in on transphobia as some mortal threat to women and girls while covering up something like this.
When you read these Epstein emails, you start to understand why so many prominent conservatives are obsessed with checking the genitals of children. It's a big thing for them!
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Really difficult to overstate the fury one should feel that the GOP and institutions like the New York Times went all in on transphobia as some mortal threat to women and girls while covering up something like this.
As someone in the comments said, this is the moderate option. The absolute minimum that needs to happen.
people gotta lose their positions of power and influence
people gotta be shunned from their prestigious social circles
above all, people gotta go to jail
people gotta be shunned from their prestigious social circles
above all, people gotta go to jail
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
As someone in the comments said, this is the moderate option. The absolute minimum that needs to happen.
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You know I'm normally not this type of guy but I do think it would be well within the rights of a Dem House Majority investigating Trump-Epstein to haul the NYT editorial team in front of Congress and ask them why Epstein promising them all the dirt on Trump with evidence wasn't newsworthy
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
You know I'm normally not this type of guy but I do think it would be well within the rights of a Dem House Majority investigating Trump-Epstein to haul the NYT editorial team in front of Congress and ask them why Epstein promising them all the dirt on Trump with evidence wasn't newsworthy
I like the idea of changing the Dem party from within. And from a lot of the Tuesday results, it looks promising. But then I live in a city that re-elected Jacob “the human embodiment of a tub of mayonnaise” Frey for a third term.
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I like the idea of changing the Dem party from within. And from a lot of the Tuesday results, it looks promising. But then I live in a city that re-elected Jacob “the human embodiment of a tub of mayonnaise” Frey for a third term.