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ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx @chaclo.blacksky.app · 4d

Damn a coffin cost $4000??? Yall can bury me loose

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 8d

I need you to see how fckn adorable me and @adultmallgoth.bsky.social nails
are. black cats and halloween!

woman in pink mask and yellow sunglasses showing nails on hand and w black cat face on one and black cat body and tail on another

one hand w orange and black and white nails with a ghost on one and a jack-o’-lantern on another. other hand has black nails w a black cat face on one nail and black cat body and tail on other

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Alissa @adultmallgoth.bsky.social · 9d

Stoked the #Rapture is still happening. I have a deal for Christians everywhere. You can baptize me, a Jew, for $1k to help you look better for God to increase your chances of rapture. No refunds.

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 10d

Bluesky feed is like

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cute kitty!
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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 29d

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That’s a lawsuit

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 16d

*goes back in time to warn everyone that in 2025 we ask each other things like, “are you depressed because of the world or just regular depressed?”*

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Alissa @adultmallgoth.bsky.social · 16d

My mom just told me she didn’t take any Tylenol during pregnancy. I asked my dad- who has had an extensive coin collection for 50 years and watches the same 5 movies on repeat- what may have caused my autism and he doesn’t have any idea. The mystery continues.

RFK Jr’s face next to the text AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT

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Alissa @adultmallgoth.bsky.social · 16d

I got Vicodin in 2004 for a wisdom tooth removal. In 2018, after a complicated breast reduction, I was told by a nurse to switch to extra strength Tylenol a week after the surgery.

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 16d

in 2002 I got 30 tylenol codeine from the free clinic for strep throat and bronchitis. in 2022 doc gave me ibuprofen after surgery.

Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social · 16d

My friend getting a prescription for 600 mg of Ibuprofen reminds me that when I got a tooth pulled in 2004 they gave me a 30 day supply of Oxycodone

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Alissa @adultmallgoth.bsky.social · 16d

“Since it was Wednesday, we knew Monday had just happened. -a real quote from a detective on this episode of Snapped

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 19d

some scientists taught gorillas sign language and one would sign about his dreams, he called them, “sleep pictures.” and the president of the usa cannot pronounce acetaminophen.

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 20d

Silver lining, but this is hilarious

"We didn’t wait 20 years for Bobby to finally speak and then get served Tylenol as an answer," anti-vaccine group Georgia Coalition for Vaccine Choice wrote."

Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 20d

Anti-vaccine groups melt down over reports RFK Jr. to link autism to Tylenol

“THIS WAS NOT CAUSED BY TYLENOL” Kennedy’s anti-vaccine group’s retweeted.

arstechnica.com

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Alissa @adultmallgoth.bsky.social · 20d

Why does he look like he has the mumps?

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 25d

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 25d

i’m starting a think tank. we’re going to give everyone diarrhea

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Alissa @adultmallgoth.bsky.social · 26d

The only thing I miss about Twitter and Facebook is watching people absolutely crash out and post shit that you could not waterboard out of me.

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Alissa @adultmallgoth.bsky.social · Sep 7

Drank the Snoop Dogg wine and now I’m scared of lesbians 😖

Bottle of Sauvignon blanc with snoop dogg on the label

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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · Sep 6

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.

OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI

Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.

www.theatlantic.com

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Alissa @adultmallgoth.bsky.social · Sep 5

We have become the parody of ourselves.

AZ Intel @azintel.bsky.social · Sep 5

New details released about the plans for UFC cage match on the White House south lawn:

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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · Sep 5

Looking at the weather app to see where the tornado is but I have to watch an ad about toilets before I can see if my life is in fucking danger.

INTERESTING.

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Aug 23

my followers have been begging me for this for 10 years .

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · Sep 5

Any tech experts here? My laptop stops working when I pour soup all over it. Slamming it repeatedly in the fridge door doesn't help. Software issue?

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · Sep 4

Fine by me if I’m the villain in your story. You’ll always be Poopy McStinkass in mine.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · Sep 4

I’m waiting for the point where RFK Jr. demands restaurants take down all the “Employees Must Wash Hands” signs and the dumbest people on Earth then saying, “Thank you sir for going against the medical and food safety establishment”

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · Feb 13

looking forward to the many press conferences during the next pandemic where we’ll be forced to listen to someone who sounds like pennies in a garbage disposal and looks like fried chicken skin telling us how to stay healthy

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