marlowe (gaudete enjoyer)
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
I cannot make eye contact with customers, but I *can* delve so deep into years-old neurology lectures and specifics about amyloid plaques and Tau proteins that in a medical emergency I completely forget I am the de facto Medical Emergency Guy on site.
….those 2 things are connected, probably
….those 2 things are connected, probably
![screenshot of an instagram DM message bubble reading;
“[hannibal buress voice] for a moment I was so consumed with autism that I forgot I was in fact technically expected to do something about my coworkers spouting blood other than suggest floating a basil leaf in it and calling it gazpacho.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gm5amjmgj5bcleatbzoxdsnt/bafkreidw3jmfrt3zlrlgej2tmfph6keoehfuuoe4bn5bjiqeug5z7t6hmy@jpeg)
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I cannot make eye contact with customers, but I *can* delve so deep into years-old neurology lectures and specifics about amyloid plaques and Tau proteins that in a medical emergency I completely forget I am the de facto Medical Emergency Guy on site.
….those 2 things are connected, probably
….those 2 things are connected, probably
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The vibes are quite literally incredible; Ajax shitposting is our job but General Dynamics employees are allowed lmfao
December 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The vibes are quite literally incredible; Ajax shitposting is our job but General Dynamics employees are allowed lmfao
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So, in other words, a license for every deranged mumsnet vigilante to go ham
falkner argues the bathroom ban will be self-enforcing
just like *checks notes* . . . traffic laws
just like *checks notes* . . . traffic laws
December 7, 2025 at 7:22 AM
So, in other words, a license for every deranged mumsnet vigilante to go ham
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The Valley Girl’s prayer
make me ready, Lord, for whatever
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
The Valley Girl’s prayer
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Should they leave their kids in the warzone? Does "my children are starving but somewhere else" give you bonus points on your application?
What are we saying here?
What are we saying here?
BBC News: "the government believe refugees are deliberately bringing their children to avoid deportation"
As opposed to doing what with their children??
As opposed to doing what with their children??
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Should they leave their kids in the warzone? Does "my children are starving but somewhere else" give you bonus points on your application?
What are we saying here?
What are we saying here?
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Might be the last chance I have to repost this from ye olde twitter days on here and have it be relevant so fuck it
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Might be the last chance I have to repost this from ye olde twitter days on here and have it be relevant so fuck it
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We genuinely haven't even BEGUN to start to initiate a proper investigation of all the war crimes UK special forces have been accused of and already they're in "immunity now" mode
Treasonous human rights laws mean special forces now can’t even murder scads of civilians in a series of bloodcurdling war crimes and lie about what they’ve done while the government covers it up, without facing a lot of impertinent questions
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
We genuinely haven't even BEGUN to start to initiate a proper investigation of all the war crimes UK special forces have been accused of and already they're in "immunity now" mode
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Look, we are NOT saying Wes Streeting is plotting on our Discord but if he WAS plotting he wouldn't be because he's loyal to the leadership even though with his dead little eyes and lack of any morals he'd be a great candidate, but he is NOT the mod for #dagger-chat-cool-MPs-only, ok?!
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Look, we are NOT saying Wes Streeting is plotting on our Discord but if he WAS plotting he wouldn't be because he's loyal to the leadership even though with his dead little eyes and lack of any morals he'd be a great candidate, but he is NOT the mod for #dagger-chat-cool-MPs-only, ok?!
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It is lovely that Nebula is AI-free as well as ad-free tbh. It’s like YouTube but good.
Completely AI-free and devoid of slop, I think we've managed to build a platform which very much *isn't* designed to keep you swiping and scrolling, but wants you to find something you actually want to watch as fast as possible.
Which I guess is the ultimate side benefit of being ad free.
Which I guess is the ultimate side benefit of being ad free.
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 AM
It is lovely that Nebula is AI-free as well as ad-free tbh. It’s like YouTube but good.
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Killing people to “balance the books”
NEW: UK confirms 15% cut to the Global Fund to Fight Aids, Tuberculosis and Malaria for its next funding round, a decision aid agenices say will result in hundreds of thousands of otherwise avoidable deaths.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
UK cuts contribution to Aids, tuberculosis and malaria fund by £150m
Campaigners say 15% cut, which is smaller than had been feared, is serious setback in efforts to combat the diseases
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Killing people to “balance the books”
call me t-pain the way that my internal organs got me chopped and screwed
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
call me t-pain the way that my internal organs got me chopped and screwed
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if you are struggling to find free food right now - please DM me! I will help you find your local place to go with zero judgment. I have been involved with Food Not Bombs and similar organizations for almost 20 years. FNB is GLOBAL so even if you're outside the USA you can check them out!
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
if you are struggling to find free food right now - please DM me! I will help you find your local place to go with zero judgment. I have been involved with Food Not Bombs and similar organizations for almost 20 years. FNB is GLOBAL so even if you're outside the USA you can check them out!
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join a union. push back against generative AI in the workplace. support the rights and health of your fellow workers, especially the ones in non-technical jobs.
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
join a union. push back against generative AI in the workplace. support the rights and health of your fellow workers, especially the ones in non-technical jobs.
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Hi, I'm v new to bsky. I'm a PhD student focusing on harm in UK mental health services, & I would like to hear about your experiences of harm in services between 2010-2025. (Mental health services includes NHS, charities, companies, private therapists & other orgs) 1/7 tinyurl.com/yt2ydvxx
October 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Hi, I'm v new to bsky. I'm a PhD student focusing on harm in UK mental health services, & I would like to hear about your experiences of harm in services between 2010-2025. (Mental health services includes NHS, charities, companies, private therapists & other orgs) 1/7 tinyurl.com/yt2ydvxx
must be a dead ringer for the CERN large hadron collider the way these customers keep asking me to violate the laws of thermodynamics. sir, 100 degrees centigrade is BOILED (and makes the milk shite, besides, but that’s ur choice). that’s hot as it gets. fuckall I can do about the laws of physics.
November 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
must be a dead ringer for the CERN large hadron collider the way these customers keep asking me to violate the laws of thermodynamics. sir, 100 degrees centigrade is BOILED (and makes the milk shite, besides, but that’s ur choice). that’s hot as it gets. fuckall I can do about the laws of physics.
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#HurricaneMelissa has struck #Jamaica, #Cuba, #Haiti and other countries.
MSF is preparing to send emergency teams and medical, water and sanitation supplies.
Read more from Brice de le Vingne, Head of Emergency Unit: ow.ly/ZY2c50XkCyo
MSF is preparing to send emergency teams and medical, water and sanitation supplies.
Read more from Brice de le Vingne, Head of Emergency Unit: ow.ly/ZY2c50XkCyo
October 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
#HurricaneMelissa has struck #Jamaica, #Cuba, #Haiti and other countries.
MSF is preparing to send emergency teams and medical, water and sanitation supplies.
Read more from Brice de le Vingne, Head of Emergency Unit: ow.ly/ZY2c50XkCyo
MSF is preparing to send emergency teams and medical, water and sanitation supplies.
Read more from Brice de le Vingne, Head of Emergency Unit: ow.ly/ZY2c50XkCyo
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It was the perfect time for this meme
October 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It was the perfect time for this meme
every day I thank God that pap isn’t well known outside of Botswana and RSA because if I had to start paying £10 for a kilo bag of Iwisa because a millennial white man with an exposed brick restaurant made a shit, gentrified version of it, I would Joker-ise on the spot.
October 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
every day I thank God that pap isn’t well known outside of Botswana and RSA because if I had to start paying £10 for a kilo bag of Iwisa because a millennial white man with an exposed brick restaurant made a shit, gentrified version of it, I would Joker-ise on the spot.
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Jamaica remains in a state of emergency after being battered by Hurricane Melissa, one of the strongest Atlantic cyclones in history. Mikaela Loach, a climate justice activist, says the hurricane was “caused by the climate crisis,” and says hurricanes should be named after oil executives.
Hurricanes Should Be Named After Fossil Fuel Executives, Climate Activist Says
Jamaica remains in a state of emergency after being battered by one of the strongest Atlantic cyclones in history.
truthout.org
October 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Jamaica remains in a state of emergency after being battered by Hurricane Melissa, one of the strongest Atlantic cyclones in history. Mikaela Loach, a climate justice activist, says the hurricane was “caused by the climate crisis,” and says hurricanes should be named after oil executives.
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It’s not moonshine its “unaged bourbon” it’s not being a hobo with seasonal employment it’s “van life” that’s not a trailer it’s a “tiny home” it’s not piecework it’s the “gig economy” - culture is the thin wedge to make survival strategies of the poor sound like fun fads
People aren't struggling, they are experimenting with frugality! 🧑🔬🔬🧪
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It’s not moonshine its “unaged bourbon” it’s not being a hobo with seasonal employment it’s “van life” that’s not a trailer it’s a “tiny home” it’s not piecework it’s the “gig economy” - culture is the thin wedge to make survival strategies of the poor sound like fun fads
to quote Nat King Cole, ‘tis autumn! Christened my new 35mm half-frame last weekend. Will be a bit of a wait for the photos (film is so fucking expensive to get developed), but here are some digital photos :)
October 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
to quote Nat King Cole, ‘tis autumn! Christened my new 35mm half-frame last weekend. Will be a bit of a wait for the photos (film is so fucking expensive to get developed), but here are some digital photos :)