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Angie!
@agfd.bsky.social
a perfect blend of poetry and meanness

Twins. Wolves. Lynx. Running. Swiftie. Existential angst. Professional lurker.
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award

Also Boomers:
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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I love modern criminals, they’re always googling shit like “how to do crime”
"Cellphone records showed that two days before the purported attack, her co-conspirator searched online for 'zip ties near me'"
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Giving away a record amount of money from my checking account to my savings account
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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ALSO: Cannabis should be legalized federally too.
Leave our breweries alone.
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Had to go take my own pictures of the Aurora
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Trying to get ahead of that Joyce Carol Oates dunk
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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these stupid assholes got me leaving angry voicemails for senators at 4:30pm on a sunday. the only thing i want to do at 4:30pm on a sunday is serenely contemplate my evening sandwich
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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MY NAME IS JOHN CRICHTON
AN ASTRONAUT
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

www.mta.info/article/f-m-...
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Starting the day off with new @themountaingoats.bsky.social music.

November is the month for shipwrecks!
November 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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y'all seem to really like baseball bsky.social/about/blog/1...
The World Series Was Electric — So Was Bluesky - Bluesky
“How can you not be romantic about baseball?” — Moneyball 2011
bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Down a rabbit hole of 80s kids movies and now the Care-a-Lot song is going to be stuck in my head for years
Care bears We can make it
YouTube video by nowaymangoshtomuchna
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
@cait.bsky.social found an Adonis up for adoption in Minnesota!

www.animalhumanesociety.org/animal/adopt...
Max
www.animalhumanesociety.org
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM