Kris
@agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social
26 🇩🇰 | Will post about my own music, taylor swift, the witcher, starkid and any other tv shows, games or music I find interesting | they/them
My debut album Mortal Gods is out now!! Listen here: https://ffm.to/lnjqwyw
My debut album Mortal Gods is out now!! Listen here: https://ffm.to/lnjqwyw
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Kris
@agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social
· Jul 25
Kris Henriksen - Moonlight
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Listen to my single Moonlight here:
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Give me refugees!
Mouths to feed!
The Lord provides more bounty than we need
Lay your tortured at my feet
I’ll intervene
Suture their wounds, keep them warm and clean
St Alban prays for thee
Mouths to feed!
The Lord provides more bounty than we need
Lay your tortured at my feet
I’ll intervene
Suture their wounds, keep them warm and clean
St Alban prays for thee
Protomartyr In Verulamium (Palm Ash Version), by Stuffy Doll
from the album Ganymede Gives Up The Ghost
stuffydollband.bandcamp.com
January 25, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Give me refugees!
Mouths to feed!
The Lord provides more bounty than we need
Lay your tortured at my feet
I’ll intervene
Suture their wounds, keep them warm and clean
St Alban prays for thee
Mouths to feed!
The Lord provides more bounty than we need
Lay your tortured at my feet
I’ll intervene
Suture their wounds, keep them warm and clean
St Alban prays for thee
5 concerts you've seen with women lead singers:
Taylor Swift (x2)
Maisie Peters
Trousdale (seeing again in February)
Hayley Kiyoko
Susanne Sundfør
Taylor Swift (x2)
Maisie Peters
Trousdale (seeing again in February)
Hayley Kiyoko
Susanne Sundfør
5 concerts you've seen with women lead singers:
Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings
Bonnie Raitt
Brandi Carlile
Vanessa Williams
Lucy Dacus
Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings
Bonnie Raitt
Brandi Carlile
Vanessa Williams
Lucy Dacus
5 concerts you've seen with women lead singers:
Dee-lite
L7
Breeders
Waxahatchee
Sierra Ferrell
Gillian Welch
Magdalena Bay
Joan Jett
Margo Price
(More than 5 I know, just couldn't stop)
Dee-lite
L7
Breeders
Waxahatchee
Sierra Ferrell
Gillian Welch
Magdalena Bay
Joan Jett
Margo Price
(More than 5 I know, just couldn't stop)
January 24, 2026 at 8:30 PM
5 concerts you've seen with women lead singers:
Taylor Swift (x2)
Maisie Peters
Trousdale (seeing again in February)
Hayley Kiyoko
Susanne Sundfør
Taylor Swift (x2)
Maisie Peters
Trousdale (seeing again in February)
Hayley Kiyoko
Susanne Sundfør
went from best game ever to the worst real quick 🥲
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 AM
went from best game ever to the worst real quick 🥲
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lol
lmao even.
lmao even.
More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland.
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
January 17, 2026 at 10:27 PM
lol
lmao even.
lmao even.
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i know this is minecraft villager behavior but i fuck so heavily with potatoes and carrots
May 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
i know this is minecraft villager behavior but i fuck so heavily with potatoes and carrots
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GPU prices, RAM prices, SSD prices, HDD prices all skyrocketing.
You don't hate AI enough.
You don't hate AI enough.
Hard drive prices have surged by an average of 46% since September — iconic 24TB Seagate BarraCuda now $500 as AI claims another victim
That's just one of many hefty price increases
www.tomshardware.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:29 PM
GPU prices, RAM prices, SSD prices, HDD prices all skyrocketing.
You don't hate AI enough.
You don't hate AI enough.
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PC costs are now beyond appalling (like take a glance next time you're in a shop). They've skyrocketed THOUSANDS. It's insanity.
GPU prices, RAM prices, SSD prices, HDD prices all skyrocketing.
You don't hate AI enough.
You don't hate AI enough.
Hard drive prices have surged by an average of 46% since September — iconic 24TB Seagate BarraCuda now $500 as AI claims another victim
That's just one of many hefty price increases
www.tomshardware.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:41 PM
PC costs are now beyond appalling (like take a glance next time you're in a shop). They've skyrocketed THOUSANDS. It's insanity.
Written 3 songs in January so far we are so fucking back 🥳
January 17, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Written 3 songs in January so far we are so fucking back 🥳
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January 16, 2026 at 11:44 PM
my sister just said she always thought the lyrics to my song Moonchild was “she is dancing on her fingertips” not “love is dancing on her fingertips” while she was listening she just had a mental image of Spider-Man in her mind like:
January 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
my sister just said she always thought the lyrics to my song Moonchild was “she is dancing on her fingertips” not “love is dancing on her fingertips” while she was listening she just had a mental image of Spider-Man in her mind like:
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Imagine explaining to a normal person that Taylor Swift saying “blue dress on a boat” was one of the craziest things I’ve ever experienced 🧍🏼♀️
January 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Imagine explaining to a normal person that Taylor Swift saying “blue dress on a boat” was one of the craziest things I’ve ever experienced 🧍🏼♀️
finally came out (as nonbinary) to someone in my little sports club and she was super sweet about
January 13, 2026 at 1:09 PM
finally came out (as nonbinary) to someone in my little sports club and she was super sweet about
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“AI is influencing how the book industry operates.”
Yeah. And that’s a bad thing. AI hurts authors and no one with a brain wants to read AI slop.
“We recognize the environmental footprint of AI systems and we strive to minimize it.”
You know how you can minimize it?
By not using it.
Yeah. And that’s a bad thing. AI hurts authors and no one with a brain wants to read AI slop.
“We recognize the environmental footprint of AI systems and we strive to minimize it.”
You know how you can minimize it?
By not using it.
January 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
“AI is influencing how the book industry operates.”
Yeah. And that’s a bad thing. AI hurts authors and no one with a brain wants to read AI slop.
“We recognize the environmental footprint of AI systems and we strive to minimize it.”
You know how you can minimize it?
By not using it.
Yeah. And that’s a bad thing. AI hurts authors and no one with a brain wants to read AI slop.
“We recognize the environmental footprint of AI systems and we strive to minimize it.”
You know how you can minimize it?
By not using it.
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Disabled people are not expendable.
The elderly are not expendable.
Children are not expendable.
Worth should never be tied to economic productivity.
If we protected the most vulnerable in society, everyone would be better off.
The elderly are not expendable.
Children are not expendable.
Worth should never be tied to economic productivity.
If we protected the most vulnerable in society, everyone would be better off.
January 6, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Disabled people are not expendable.
The elderly are not expendable.
Children are not expendable.
Worth should never be tied to economic productivity.
If we protected the most vulnerable in society, everyone would be better off.
The elderly are not expendable.
Children are not expendable.
Worth should never be tied to economic productivity.
If we protected the most vulnerable in society, everyone would be better off.
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One of the themes of the Witcher novels and games' stories is that humans are often the true monsters.
This quote from "The Last Wish" is extremely relevant:
This quote from "The Last Wish" is extremely relevant:
January 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
One of the themes of the Witcher novels and games' stories is that humans are often the true monsters.
This quote from "The Last Wish" is extremely relevant:
This quote from "The Last Wish" is extremely relevant:
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Rowling hasn't said a word about grok producing nonconsentual porn photos of women or CSAM. She doesn't actually give a damn about women and children. She just hates trans people.
January 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Rowling hasn't said a word about grok producing nonconsentual porn photos of women or CSAM. She doesn't actually give a damn about women and children. She just hates trans people.
uuuuhm… first of…. I haven’t purchased anything… second I literally only just completed the prologue… of my first playthrough…
January 11, 2026 at 5:08 PM
uuuuhm… first of…. I haven’t purchased anything… second I literally only just completed the prologue… of my first playthrough…
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There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
January 11, 2026 at 7:53 AM
There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
the pc versions of the Spider Man games are a fucking nightmare 😭😭 so fucking glitchyyyy
January 11, 2026 at 3:26 PM
the pc versions of the Spider Man games are a fucking nightmare 😭😭 so fucking glitchyyyy
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Oh hey , go give discord a piece of your mind on them adding AI malware to the platform
January 10, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Oh hey , go give discord a piece of your mind on them adding AI malware to the platform
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January 9, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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My old guache #thewitcher artwork! It was eaten by one of my parrots
#thewitcher3 #artist #fanart #traditionalpainting #smallartist
#thewitcher3 #artist #fanart #traditionalpainting #smallartist
January 8, 2026 at 6:43 PM
My old guache #thewitcher artwork! It was eaten by one of my parrots
#thewitcher3 #artist #fanart #traditionalpainting #smallartist
#thewitcher3 #artist #fanart #traditionalpainting #smallartist