Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲
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Stuff I do: Microsoft Data & Azure, bicycle
Stuff I used to do: Network, airplane
I am: Aerospace, weather, radio nerd; Boilermaker
He/Him
One Billion Chicagoans™️ (build the Illinois, you cowards)
📍In the woods in WillCo (~BNA✈)
Stuff I do: Microsoft Data & Azure, bicycle
Stuff I used to do: Network, airplane
I am: Aerospace, weather, radio nerd; Boilermaker
He/Him
One Billion Chicagoans™️ (build the Illinois, you cowards)
📍In the woods in WillCo (~BNA✈)
Pinned
The year is no longer to be referred to as "The Year of Our Betty White", it is now "The Year of Our Jimmy Carter"
I do not make the rules, this is just how it is.
I do not make the rules, this is just how it is.
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In fact they do
It was installed with concerted effort by a syncretic online (specifically Twitter) coalition responding to every “Trump will be a dictator that takes a torch to the Constitution” with “I CAN’T FUCKING AFFORD MILK” in all caps
It was installed with concerted effort by a syncretic online (specifically Twitter) coalition responding to every “Trump will be a dictator that takes a torch to the Constitution” with “I CAN’T FUCKING AFFORD MILK” in all caps
DOES EVERY ELECTED DEMOCRAT HAVE A FUCKING BRAIN PARASITE THAT FORCES THEM TO TALK SOLELY ABOUT AFFORDABILITY. FUCK.
NEW: In this interview, Chuck Schumer describes the "five buckets" Dems think are key to their possibly winning a Senate majority in 2026: housing, "the high price of food [and] food monopolies playing a major role there," electricity, "the high cost of childcare," and health care.
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 AM
In fact they do
It was installed with concerted effort by a syncretic online (specifically Twitter) coalition responding to every “Trump will be a dictator that takes a torch to the Constitution” with “I CAN’T FUCKING AFFORD MILK” in all caps
It was installed with concerted effort by a syncretic online (specifically Twitter) coalition responding to every “Trump will be a dictator that takes a torch to the Constitution” with “I CAN’T FUCKING AFFORD MILK” in all caps
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"Make America Go Away" is the only repurposed MAGA slogan I've ever thought was funny thank you Greenland
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 AM
"Make America Go Away" is the only repurposed MAGA slogan I've ever thought was funny thank you Greenland
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January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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No. Absolutely not. Schumer needs to take his fun socks and his slop buckets and his outdated ideas and go away with some modicum of dignity.
NEW: In this interview, Chuck Schumer describes the "five buckets" Dems think are key to their possibly winning a Senate majority in 2026: housing, "the high price of food [and] food monopolies playing a major role there," electricity, "the high cost of childcare," and health care.
Zero Chucks Left to Give
Chuck Schumer now sees a path back to the majority. Can he manage his way through it?
www.thebulwark.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:39 AM
No. Absolutely not. Schumer needs to take his fun socks and his slop buckets and his outdated ideas and go away with some modicum of dignity.
Three barred Owls talkin out here. One north, one NW, and one west.
January 19, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Three barred Owls talkin out here. One north, one NW, and one west.
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Is this when I say: “Historian here. This is in fact *exactly* what happened when Napoleon was defeated at Waterloo?”
While everyone else was all in on The Pope Theory of The Bears I personally choose my brand of deranged to be “the Indiana Hoosiers football team winning a national championship will Freaky Friday us back to the world we lived in before the Cubs won the 2016 World Series.”
January 19, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Is this when I say: “Historian here. This is in fact *exactly* what happened when Napoleon was defeated at Waterloo?”
Honestly,this makes more sense
While everyone else was all in on The Pope Theory of The Bears I personally choose my brand of deranged to be “the Indiana Hoosiers football team winning a national championship will Freaky Friday us back to the world we lived in before the Cubs won the 2016 World Series.”
January 19, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Honestly,this makes more sense
Oh. I... ... OK.
While everyone else was all in on The Pope Theory of The Bears I personally choose my brand of deranged to be “the Indiana Hoosiers football team winning a national championship will Freaky Friday us back to the world we lived in before the Cubs won the 2016 World Series.”
January 19, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Oh. I... ... OK.
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The Mandate of Heaven has not settled on Chicago, alas. Despite Leo's best efforts. 😪
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
The Mandate of Heaven has not settled on Chicago, alas. Despite Leo's best efforts. 😪
Well, shit
Chicago is a sports town. We’ve made bold statements before, but there’s something special about this Chicago Bears team.
So much so, there are people saying that a Bears Super Bowl win will close the hellscape timeline that opened with the 2016 Cubs World Series win.
thetriibe.com/2026/01/cale...
So much so, there are people saying that a Bears Super Bowl win will close the hellscape timeline that opened with the 2016 Cubs World Series win.
thetriibe.com/2026/01/cale...
Caleb Williams is cold — and the Chicago Bears are the coolest team in the NFL • The TRiiBE
A comeback season fueled by confidence, culture and a little bit of aura has Chicago believing the Bears are more than just good, they’re different.
thetriibe.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Well, shit
Oh no
January 19, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Oh no
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That is som “The Pope is from Chicago” shit.
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
That is som “The Pope is from Chicago” shit.
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LOLLLLL HE THREW IT FROM THE FUCKIN 40
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
LOLLLLL HE THREW IT FROM THE FUCKIN 40
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January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Jdifockabsigksbaiwjfof
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I'm really into biking and fitness! Fitness whole pumpkin pie in my mouth.
January 18, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I'm really into biking and fitness! Fitness whole pumpkin pie in my mouth.
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This is what killed Tasha Yar.
Maybe we shouldn't have based our entire civilization around a thick black goo formed from countless dead lifeforms over millions of years, essentially the concentrated essence of death
January 19, 2026 at 12:24 AM
This is what killed Tasha Yar.
WTB: a 3rd down conversion
January 19, 2026 at 12:40 AM
WTB: a 3rd down conversion
Those were the biggest torpedo heaters I've ever seen in my life
(this is, of all things, a football skeet)
(this is, of all things, a football skeet)
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Those were the biggest torpedo heaters I've ever seen in my life
(this is, of all things, a football skeet)
(this is, of all things, a football skeet)
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With masked armed federal agents sitting at the corner and circling the St. Paul neighborhood for quite some time, about 50-100 neighbors came out to blow whistles. This man says this is his neighborhood and thanks everyone who came out.
The agents have all left.
The agents have all left.
January 18, 2026 at 9:58 PM
With masked armed federal agents sitting at the corner and circling the St. Paul neighborhood for quite some time, about 50-100 neighbors came out to blow whistles. This man says this is his neighborhood and thanks everyone who came out.
The agents have all left.
The agents have all left.
Lololol, we're going to lay off the prion researchers???
Chronic wasting disease (CWD) has been decimating cervid (deer, moose, elk) populations. The prion unit looks for signs of a CWD species jump into high-risk people such as hunters, but the Republican politicized CDC could lay them off in Jan.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/chronic-wast...
www.cidrap.umn.edu/chronic-wast...
While no one was watching: Tenuous status of CDC prion unit, risk of CWD to people worry scientists
www.cidrap.umn.edu
January 18, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Lololol, we're going to lay off the prion researchers???
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There is no public health under Trump et al Regime.
There is no biosecurity under Trump et al Regime.
Instead we get RFK Jr, an incarnation of infectious disease itself if ever there were one, more diseases, less healthcare, and dangerous (chosen) ignorance.
There is no biosecurity under Trump et al Regime.
Instead we get RFK Jr, an incarnation of infectious disease itself if ever there were one, more diseases, less healthcare, and dangerous (chosen) ignorance.
Chronic wasting disease (CWD) has been decimating cervid (deer, moose, elk) populations. The prion unit looks for signs of a CWD species jump into high-risk people such as hunters, but the Republican politicized CDC could lay them off in Jan.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/chronic-wast...
www.cidrap.umn.edu/chronic-wast...
While no one was watching: Tenuous status of CDC prion unit, risk of CWD to people worry scientists
www.cidrap.umn.edu
January 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
There is no public health under Trump et al Regime.
There is no biosecurity under Trump et al Regime.
Instead we get RFK Jr, an incarnation of infectious disease itself if ever there were one, more diseases, less healthcare, and dangerous (chosen) ignorance.
There is no biosecurity under Trump et al Regime.
Instead we get RFK Jr, an incarnation of infectious disease itself if ever there were one, more diseases, less healthcare, and dangerous (chosen) ignorance.
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verbal assaults or, as we generally call them, constitutionally protected speech
"We've seen over a thousand percent increase in assaults on ICE officers, 8,000 verbal assaults on them...."
January 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
verbal assaults or, as we generally call them, constitutionally protected speech
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The U.S. Department of Labor posted this (all white) image on Facebook today and on top of that, it's factually wrong: 'One nation under God' wasn't added to the Pledge of Allegiance until 1954. This is appalling imagery.
January 18, 2026 at 9:49 PM
The U.S. Department of Labor posted this (all white) image on Facebook today and on top of that, it's factually wrong: 'One nation under God' wasn't added to the Pledge of Allegiance until 1954. This is appalling imagery.
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WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
Thanks. We have folks in our community giving vulnerable students rides to school, and a teacher shared that they were putting small stuffed animals on their dashboards to help kids identify safe cars. ICE picked up on it and started doing the same. Horrifying.
January 18, 2026 at 7:02 PM
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK