AK Bell
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AK Bell
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Me, everyday for the next month
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Let’s be honest, the 95% who didn’t say Muppet Christmas Carol aren’t patriots
What is Britain's favourite Christmas film?

Home Alone: 19%
Die Hard: 11%
Elf: 9%
Love Actually: 7%
It's a Wonderful Life: 6%
A Christmas Carol: 5%
The Muppet Christmas Carol: 5%
The Holiday: 5%
The Grinch: 4%
Miracle on 34th Street: 3%
Santa Claus: The Movie: 3%
The Polar Express: 3%
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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"Honor" r brave wartime boys by hanging a small overpriced model on a tree that's in your home because of a German tradition.

War Christmas is truly upon us.
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Have you decided what you're getting me for Christmas yet?
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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jesus loved private healthcare
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Shot + chaser
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Where are all the "revoke Shamima Begum's citizenship she's a traitor people" today, I wonder.
Nathan Gill; A traitor who was at the very top of Reform UK, aiding and abetting Russian adversaries, has been sentenced today.

Reform UK should be ashamed. Britain deserves better.
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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TRUST YOUR FEELINGS
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Fixed it for you. Idiots! If the exclusion is based on appearance then it will certainly impact cis folks as well as trans folks.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
So this will be the faux-left party that Labour was copying the Nazi policies from?

Worth noting that the far-right vote only slightly improved, so it was mostly just a big nope from usual support.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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The UK is doing nazi policy. And it’s being done by the Labor party. And they are still the most unpopular government in modern UK history. This is a warning to Democrats: appeasing the fascists and Nazis will not make people like you.
Govt minister Alex Norris is asked if the govt will take jewellery from people [fleeing war and persecution]. Norris says the govt won't be taking peoples wedding rings but they will seize assets.
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 AM
The real problem with using AI for game art, and not admitting to it, is that some unlucky people in the credits will be known as not being able to draw hands. That's not on.
November 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
An idea taken from the Nazis more like
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I watched "Merry Little Batman" this weekend with the kids. Good soundtrack but WARNING: Starts with The Kinks

"When I was small I believed in Santa Claus
Though I knew it was my dad..."

😨
November 17, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I read something saying I should get one of those activity trackers for my phone to be "amazed by how much time I'm wasting" ..."I was on my phone for 5 hours a day, when I just thought it was one"

Turns out I'm not wasting any time.
I don't have enough hours in the day.
There is no hope.
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I'm not really one for Christmas but I'm really up for it already.

<buys several curtains of twinkling lights>
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Labour policy is being celebrated by Tommy Robinson.

That's it.

That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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maybe if he takes more consultant advice to move to the right on immigration he can turn those numbers around
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Coming over here stealing our Turkeys
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Heading back home to Pudsey
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I spent so long today avoiding sugar and carbs to see that it's #WorldDiabetesDay
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Did Trump just normalise being a peado?

I can't agree.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM