AlanPadres
@alanpadres.bsky.social
Pragmatist/Optimist/Pessimist. New Grad Registered Nurse in the Pediatric ICU🙏❤️ Life is like a cake, there’s LAYERS to it! Context matters. GO PADRES!!!
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AlanPadres
@alanpadres.bsky.social
· Oct 28
Might start hangin out on here more. Helluva season from our Padres. Brutal finish, but easily the most fun I’ve had watching this team all season.
Over halfway done with nursing school now and can smell the finish line. Time to lock in for fall/winter 😎🔥❤️🙏
Over halfway done with nursing school now and can smell the finish line. Time to lock in for fall/winter 😎🔥❤️🙏
Even too far right for Stephen Miller
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Even too far right for Stephen Miller
If I’m Schwarber, the only way I sign with Pittsburgh is if they offer over $100 million PER year
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If I’m Schwarber, the only way I sign with Pittsburgh is if they offer over $100 million PER year
Except the dodgers literally spent the most in baseball then won a title . . .
December 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Except the dodgers literally spent the most in baseball then won a title . . .
Happy Holidays Bitch ❤️🎄✨❤️
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Happy Holidays Bitch ❤️🎄✨❤️
Trump reading this:
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Trump reading this:
Finally watched the new Superman.
The most unbelievable part about it was that the news actually reported reality and there were consequences to bad guys doing bad things
The most unbelievable part about it was that the news actually reported reality and there were consequences to bad guys doing bad things
a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in a car with the word unreal below him
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in a car with the word unreal below him
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Finally watched the new Superman.
The most unbelievable part about it was that the news actually reported reality and there were consequences to bad guys doing bad things
The most unbelievable part about it was that the news actually reported reality and there were consequences to bad guys doing bad things
Aliens watching the humans be petty and play war games while they abduct people and do weird experiments on them while tapping into the infinite consciousness of the universe and chuckling at how they used to act like kids too over 10 million years ago
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Aliens watching the humans be petty and play war games while they abduct people and do weird experiments on them while tapping into the infinite consciousness of the universe and chuckling at how they used to act like kids too over 10 million years ago
Reposted by AlanPadres
they're hiding that booger sugar with that blue ocean jewel, better waste em
Rose and Jack attempting to complete the maiden voyage of the Titanic.
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
they're hiding that booger sugar with that blue ocean jewel, better waste em
Washington Post:
“But should we really believe that a woman who’s dedicated her life to making a positive impact in children’s lives and is universally loved actually wants kids to live?
This author argues why that premise is built on a foundation of sand”
“But should we really believe that a woman who’s dedicated her life to making a positive impact in children’s lives and is universally loved actually wants kids to live?
This author argues why that premise is built on a foundation of sand”
December 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Washington Post:
“But should we really believe that a woman who’s dedicated her life to making a positive impact in children’s lives and is universally loved actually wants kids to live?
This author argues why that premise is built on a foundation of sand”
“But should we really believe that a woman who’s dedicated her life to making a positive impact in children’s lives and is universally loved actually wants kids to live?
This author argues why that premise is built on a foundation of sand”
Now nobody can say that the San Diego Padres are going into 2026 half-cocked
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Now nobody can say that the San Diego Padres are going into 2026 half-cocked
Teoscar Hernandez YOU are a San Diego Padre
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Teoscar Hernandez YOU are a San Diego Padre
Wait, did we actually just see a replay of an ACTUAL play of this Aztecs basketball game?
How much did that cost them on the Mountain West app? 🤯🤯🤯
How much did that cost them on the Mountain West app? 🤯🤯🤯
a bald man is sitting in a chair with his finger in his mouth and the words `` one billion '' above him .
ALT: a bald man is sitting in a chair with his finger in his mouth and the words `` one billion '' above him .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Wait, did we actually just see a replay of an ACTUAL play of this Aztecs basketball game?
How much did that cost them on the Mountain West app? 🤯🤯🤯
How much did that cost them on the Mountain West app? 🤯🤯🤯
Reposted by AlanPadres
Breeder kink couple had a Tuvix accident
It's not just about leave but about what we are producing when we are working, says Toss Grumley.
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Breeder kink couple had a Tuvix accident
Inflation and tariffs, America’s “natural” ozempic 🥰
Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post are at it again.
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Inflation and tariffs, America’s “natural” ozempic 🥰
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“Don’t use Spotify, or you support ICE.
Don’t use Apple Music, or you support sweat shops.
Don’t use Tidal, or you support Jay Z who’s stabbed and sexually assaulted people.
Dont use CDs or records, or you support microplastics killing infants.
Dont listen to music, unless you hate the deaf”
Don’t use Apple Music, or you support sweat shops.
Don’t use Tidal, or you support Jay Z who’s stabbed and sexually assaulted people.
Dont use CDs or records, or you support microplastics killing infants.
Dont listen to music, unless you hate the deaf”
a woman says what am i supposed to do in a snl advertisement
ALT: a woman says what am i supposed to do in a snl advertisement
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
“Don’t use Spotify, or you support ICE.
Don’t use Apple Music, or you support sweat shops.
Don’t use Tidal, or you support Jay Z who’s stabbed and sexually assaulted people.
Dont use CDs or records, or you support microplastics killing infants.
Dont listen to music, unless you hate the deaf”
Don’t use Apple Music, or you support sweat shops.
Don’t use Tidal, or you support Jay Z who’s stabbed and sexually assaulted people.
Dont use CDs or records, or you support microplastics killing infants.
Dont listen to music, unless you hate the deaf”
I thought this was Don Tricker’s job?
InstaGraphs: Job Posting: San Diego Padres – Intern, Sports Science blogs.fangraphs.com/instagraphs/...
Job Posting: San Diego Padres - Intern, Sports Science
The San Diego Padres are hiring.
blogs.fangraphs.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I thought this was Don Tricker’s job?
Surely thus influx of revenue to the Padres will result in big ticket free agent signings 👀
WWE CCO Paul "Triple H" Levesque was beaming with joy following Survivor Series, particularly because of the show's venue, Petco Park.
Triple H Gushes Over Picturesque WWE Survivor Series: War Games 2025 Venue - Wrestling Inc.
www.wrestlinginc.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Surely thus influx of revenue to the Padres will result in big ticket free agent signings 👀
A father + mother tell me today they wanted to withdraw care on their child after months of effort and no progress. They were finally at peace.
Hours later, calls back with other family reversing the decision, seemingly coerced into it. Rough . . .
Welcome to the PICU Alan 💔
Hours later, calls back with other family reversing the decision, seemingly coerced into it. Rough . . .
Welcome to the PICU Alan 💔
a young boy reading a book with the words " for the kids " written on it
ALT: a young boy reading a book with the words " for the kids " written on it
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
A father + mother tell me today they wanted to withdraw care on their child after months of effort and no progress. They were finally at peace.
Hours later, calls back with other family reversing the decision, seemingly coerced into it. Rough . . .
Welcome to the PICU Alan 💔
Hours later, calls back with other family reversing the decision, seemingly coerced into it. Rough . . .
Welcome to the PICU Alan 💔
But will Kristi Noem fill out the necessary paperwork in between her Botox appointments and Home Depot raids?
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
But will Kristi Noem fill out the necessary paperwork in between her Botox appointments and Home Depot raids?
The good guys sign 25-year-old-OF Jace Bowen to be the new President of Baseball Operations of the “Presented by WWE Survivor Series and Fanduel: San Diego Padres 🤎💛
When asked why they were going with another “Jace” after the Tingler debacle, Erik Greupner simply responded with a meme:
When asked why they were going with another “Jace” after the Tingler debacle, Erik Greupner simply responded with a meme:
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The good guys sign 25-year-old-OF Jace Bowen to be the new President of Baseball Operations of the “Presented by WWE Survivor Series and Fanduel: San Diego Padres 🤎💛
When asked why they were going with another “Jace” after the Tingler debacle, Erik Greupner simply responded with a meme:
When asked why they were going with another “Jace” after the Tingler debacle, Erik Greupner simply responded with a meme:
With 71 minutes left to play, surely the San Diego team can still win this game 👍
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
With 71 minutes left to play, surely the San Diego team can still win this game 👍
340 of those bunts were called by Mike Shildt
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
340 of those bunts were called by Mike Shildt
James Cameron on Hitler:
“Sure he exterminated millions of Jews like rats, but you gotta admire his passion for the arts”
“Sure he exterminated millions of Jews like rats, but you gotta admire his passion for the arts”
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
James Cameron on Hitler:
“Sure he exterminated millions of Jews like rats, but you gotta admire his passion for the arts”
“Sure he exterminated millions of Jews like rats, but you gotta admire his passion for the arts”