amb
@amb.bsky.social
You may know me from that one discord bot I made.
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she/her. twenty-something. bluesky user #48,637
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"we found a Type Of Guy who represents a particularly helpful corner of the latent space" is easily my favorite type of positive LLM posting.
Our Discord support agent was kind of annoying, so I asked it to pretend to be a 58-year old systems administrator from Ohio that wrote on forums a lot.
Turns out -- this makes your support bot extremely competent. The quality of its support responses are now far better.
Turns out -- this makes your support bot extremely competent. The quality of its support responses are now far better.
December 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"we found a Type Of Guy who represents a particularly helpful corner of the latent space" is easily my favorite type of positive LLM posting.
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Totally going to get the military on their side by keeping Hegseth clean and instead launching this dude straight under the bus.
The fall guy. Though he is probably also guilty of first degree murder.
December 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Totally going to get the military on their side by keeping Hegseth clean and instead launching this dude straight under the bus.
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me: [holding a q tip]
doctor: don't you dare
me: [moving the q tip toward my ear]
doctor: that's smaller than your elbow and you know it
me: [continuing, not breaking eye contact]
doctor: it's your funeral
doctor: don't you dare
me: [moving the q tip toward my ear]
doctor: that's smaller than your elbow and you know it
me: [continuing, not breaking eye contact]
doctor: it's your funeral
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
me: [holding a q tip]
doctor: don't you dare
me: [moving the q tip toward my ear]
doctor: that's smaller than your elbow and you know it
me: [continuing, not breaking eye contact]
doctor: it's your funeral
doctor: don't you dare
me: [moving the q tip toward my ear]
doctor: that's smaller than your elbow and you know it
me: [continuing, not breaking eye contact]
doctor: it's your funeral
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Obviously Good Tsar, Bad Boyars is bullshit but it can‘t be denied he’s got some shitty fucking boyars
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Obviously Good Tsar, Bad Boyars is bullshit but it can‘t be denied he’s got some shitty fucking boyars
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deepseek is the most eldritch AI. it's the one that behaves the most strangely, with the weirdest origin story. you can infer more about the geopolitics of the world and the industry from DeepSeek's existence than from any other LLM. DeepSeek perpetually feels like world-building in a PKD novel
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
deepseek is the most eldritch AI. it's the one that behaves the most strangely, with the weirdest origin story. you can infer more about the geopolitics of the world and the industry from DeepSeek's existence than from any other LLM. DeepSeek perpetually feels like world-building in a PKD novel
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📜 Terms of service
Creators must not upload post, upload, or share Content that depicts, advertises, promotes, encourages, facilitates, or solicits (real, simulated, or implied):
- role playing games (they are doorways to danger!)
- astrology
- playing a record backwards to hear "satan is lord!"
Creators must not upload post, upload, or share Content that depicts, advertises, promotes, encourages, facilitates, or solicits (real, simulated, or implied):
- role playing games (they are doorways to danger!)
- astrology
- playing a record backwards to hear "satan is lord!"
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
📜 Terms of service
Creators must not upload post, upload, or share Content that depicts, advertises, promotes, encourages, facilitates, or solicits (real, simulated, or implied):
- role playing games (they are doorways to danger!)
- astrology
- playing a record backwards to hear "satan is lord!"
Creators must not upload post, upload, or share Content that depicts, advertises, promotes, encourages, facilitates, or solicits (real, simulated, or implied):
- role playing games (they are doorways to danger!)
- astrology
- playing a record backwards to hear "satan is lord!"
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The TA is not a professor. I point this out because it’s relevant, there is a major legal difference. The TA is a student and is also entitled to the same privacy as the student who complained. This is a major FERPA violation, the university shouldn’t even be really commenting publicly on this
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The TA is not a professor. I point this out because it’s relevant, there is a major legal difference. The TA is a student and is also entitled to the same privacy as the student who complained. This is a major FERPA violation, the university shouldn’t even be really commenting publicly on this
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(At least Stan Kelly's safe, Nano Banana can't do his style yet.)
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
(At least Stan Kelly's safe, Nano Banana can't do his style yet.)
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my name isn't often used in fictional properties but when it is it's stuff like Wicked, where Nessa(rose) gets crushed by a fucking house and I have to spend the next six months with my friends texting me "did the house get you" whenever I'm 5 minutes late to anything
December 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
my name isn't often used in fictional properties but when it is it's stuff like Wicked, where Nessa(rose) gets crushed by a fucking house and I have to spend the next six months with my friends texting me "did the house get you" whenever I'm 5 minutes late to anything
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working a comedy show. both the openers no-showed, so my coworker (not a comedian) got on stage, had the sound guy intro him with a godsmack song, read a chaucer poem in middle english, then said "well, that's my time," and introduced the headliner. bravest thing i've ever seen. very high-concept.
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
working a comedy show. both the openers no-showed, so my coworker (not a comedian) got on stage, had the sound guy intro him with a godsmack song, read a chaucer poem in middle english, then said "well, that's my time," and introduced the headliner. bravest thing i've ever seen. very high-concept.
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3 weeks ago, she was given the "Outstanding Graduate Teaching Award by the Department of Psychology". OU took this page down from their Instagram, but its still up on LinkedIn.
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
3 weeks ago, she was given the "Outstanding Graduate Teaching Award by the Department of Psychology". OU took this page down from their Instagram, but its still up on LinkedIn.
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Next time, hit him with some sugar, milk, and a dash of salt and you’re on your way to decent éclair.
“Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.”
I think we should pelt more fascists with eggs, flour, and pies
I think we should pelt more fascists with eggs, flour, and pies
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Next time, hit him with some sugar, milk, and a dash of salt and you’re on your way to decent éclair.
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“we ALL agree on the USPS being an MKULTRA psyop to maintain Amerikkkan hegemony. junk mail is dosing us with homosexual macroplastics that mutates our genitals into class traitors.”
no. you & your 11 moots have discoursed yourselves into an incomprehensible cult. please go outside.
no. you & your 11 moots have discoursed yourselves into an incomprehensible cult. please go outside.
June 25, 2024 at 6:20 PM
“we ALL agree on the USPS being an MKULTRA psyop to maintain Amerikkkan hegemony. junk mail is dosing us with homosexual macroplastics that mutates our genitals into class traitors.”
no. you & your 11 moots have discoursed yourselves into an incomprehensible cult. please go outside.
no. you & your 11 moots have discoursed yourselves into an incomprehensible cult. please go outside.
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investor salivating at the chance to interfere with investigative reporting? i’ve learned enough covering musk et al to take threat-tweets not like jokes, take them seriously.
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
investor salivating at the chance to interfere with investigative reporting? i’ve learned enough covering musk et al to take threat-tweets not like jokes, take them seriously.
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"the essay sucks ass" is no doubt true, couldn't be bothered to read it, but consider that the essay may have been written to receive an F in order to instigate a campaign against the trans TA. in any case it's not a great dunk because this isn't about the essay, it's about purging trans ppl
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"the essay sucks ass" is no doubt true, couldn't be bothered to read it, but consider that the essay may have been written to receive an F in order to instigate a campaign against the trans TA. in any case it's not a great dunk because this isn't about the essay, it's about purging trans ppl
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This was all about the student going the grift route. From The Oklahoman
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This was all about the student going the grift route. From The Oklahoman
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Guy who just finished a yearslong process of emigrating from India to NYC to get away from a Gujrati run government: ok so now to take a big sip of water and check who the new mayor is
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Guy who just finished a yearslong process of emigrating from India to NYC to get away from a Gujrati run government: ok so now to take a big sip of water and check who the new mayor is
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what did vince mean by this
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
what did vince mean by this
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Zohran variant of the Ro Khana cycle meme where every step is just "oh, that makes total sense"
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Zohran variant of the Ro Khana cycle meme where every step is just "oh, that makes total sense"
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I feel like Dr. Manhattan on Mars contemplated the nature of time. 'Its 2004 and the government is planning a quick, easy war to rally support', 'Its 2025 and the government is planning a quick, easy war to rally support', 'Its 1914 and the government is planning a quick easy war to rally support'.
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I feel like Dr. Manhattan on Mars contemplated the nature of time. 'Its 2004 and the government is planning a quick, easy war to rally support', 'Its 2025 and the government is planning a quick, easy war to rally support', 'Its 1914 and the government is planning a quick easy war to rally support'.
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Sometimes people miss the forest for the trees because they really fucking love being in the forest.
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Sometimes people miss the forest for the trees because they really fucking love being in the forest.
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we've made the "CIA brought crack into the hood" conspiracy theory real
Seems like a weird thing to tweet on the day when your boss said he’d pardon someone convicted of sending 400 tons of cocaine into the US.
seems suboptimal
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
we've made the "CIA brought crack into the hood" conspiracy theory real