amb
@amb.bsky.social
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You may know me from that one discord bot I made. beep boop! she/her. twenty-something. bluesky user #48,637
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lastnpcalex.agency
people will be like "im not a spin lattice in a network, flowing toward lowest energy as the external field and temperature allows!" and then affectively polarize based on some stuff someone at the domain wall of their social graph says to them
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quiet-caller.bsky.social
the real trick is to actually have fun being poor
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theophite.bsky.social
the president is constantly talking about dying because his heart is so powerful that he will never die, and the fact that others will fascinates him
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faineg.bsky.social
trying to blind aircraft pilots with lasers is so bad it’s an actual violation of IHL

like, it’s not acceptable to do this in an actual war

ihl-databases.icrc.org/en/customary...
ihl-databases.icrc.org
amb.bsky.social
Legally distinct bread, tomato sauce and cheez based dish
amb.bsky.social
I actually saw the 2017 eclipse in Wyoming during an unforgettable road trip. The traffic after was a nightmare, though...
amb.bsky.social
To be fair, what else is there to do in Wyoming
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maxkennerly.bsky.social
"Another example of the antichrist in great works of art," continued Thiel, "is the masked terrorist who, no matter how many times he is foiled, continues his schemes."

Thiel paused for effect then spoke slowly, his words carrying the weight of the world:

"Swiper, no swiping. And yet he swipes."
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uk0bach.bsky.social
Occasionally, I also think about how weird it is, that there are direct flights from Cairo to Las Vegas.

Some Egyptian toddler has definitely gone on vacation with his family, to Vegas, and been left with the years-long impression that all cities must have pyramids.
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merovingians.bsky.social
a state of Puerto Rico could be a light red state if the GOP was even 20 percent less racist
ericmgarcia.bsky.social
Bad Bunny went from bagging groceries recording music on SoundCloud to being one of the most streamed artists in the world. He embodies the entrepreneurial spirit of Latinos that Republicans say should make them natural conservatives. Instead they are crashing out on him.
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antonhand.bsky.social
Why would you pay $70 for battlefield 6 when a bonesaw like the one used by the Saudis, who now own EA, to dismember a journalist is only $16.71 on Amazon dot com
unormal.bsky.social
why would you pay $70 for battlefield 6 when you can get a combo meal at wendys for $90
dialacina.com
Why would you pay $70+ for Battlefield 6 when Sol Cesto is $12.
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porksweats.bsky.social
tiny toast's logo looks like a one and done cartoon season that played on abc family circa 2003
discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
Tiny Toast (2016-2017): A pair of cereals shaped like little pieces of toast, and coated with colorful, fruit-flavored mixtures, made with real fruit puree. Available in both Blueberry and Strawberry.
A blue cereal box with little toast-shaped pieces that reads "Blueberry Tiny Toast, flavored with Real Blueberries". On the right is a red cereal box with little toast-shaped pieces that reads "Tiny Toast, flavored with Real Strawberries"
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
One of the most exciting things modern Linux has is, of course, games.

There are games on Linux, such as Spreadsheet and Calculator and Screensaver. There is even a game called Terminal but no one has ever beat it.
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parsnip.bsky.social
running the government like you just did a leveraged buyout but the private equity holders are breathing down your neck and you're not very good at this
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weiyen.net
Only the elite know this, but there is a secret third direction stocks can go
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erinyes.diy
a lot of the hate for us is because they can't even imagine the world we live in, where you can choose your gender and your shape of love and your unamerican dream. the freedom is incomprehensible to them,, ,

which is why you should make out with your lesbian polycule in public as often as possible
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theophite.bsky.social
our brave warfighters can eat warrior ethos :)
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theophite.bsky.social
GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD WHY WOULD YOU USE FINETUNED CLIP FOR ANYTHING
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starshine.bsky.social
I think one reason he keeps bragging about the cognitive tests is he keeps being given them. I wonder why that is
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unavaleable.bsky.social
"who gets to formally announce its happened" would probably be a death of stalin tier shitacular
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idreamofentropy.bsky.social
I work in pest control and she's literally my least favorite type of person. Girl was raising a kid in that biohazard. ONE kid, by the way. She didn't have the others until way later. Her entire persona is a lie.

Mold queen aa
JK Rowling depicted accurately with a black mold backdrop in clip studio paint
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merovingians.bsky.social
the way the united states is laid out it is difficult to have a capital city centric revolution/revolt unless idk you fired and radicalized large swathes of the federal government including a lot of people with experience using guns
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docvivileandra.bsky.social
Will never shut up about how almost all CSAM on the internet is distributed through Facebook, not the "dark web", btw