Luke Kruger-Howard
@andsoluke.bsky.social
Cartoonist, obsessed with solving your murder. www.goesbooks.com and www.footballamericadream.com and instagram.com/andsoluke/
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Luke Kruger-Howard
@andsoluke.bsky.social
· Feb 20
We need to move beyond LMAO. I've come up with a few alternatives:
LMTO=laugh my testicles open
GMTO=giggle my tits off
CMGS=chortle my gooch sideways
CMCA=cackle my coochy apart
HHMHW=ha ha my holes wide
LMAITSOAHATYWMAAAH=Laugh my ass into the shape of a hat and then you wear my ass as a hat
LMTO=laugh my testicles open
GMTO=giggle my tits off
CMGS=chortle my gooch sideways
CMCA=cackle my coochy apart
HHMHW=ha ha my holes wide
LMAITSOAHATYWMAAAH=Laugh my ass into the shape of a hat and then you wear my ass as a hat
National Guard troops need to conscientiously object in mass to these deployments.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
National Guard troops need to conscientiously object in mass to these deployments.
I think everyone needs to take at least 50 years off of anything Star Wars. Let's just calm it down for a half century. Everyone get outside for a hand's worth of decades.
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I think everyone needs to take at least 50 years off of anything Star Wars. Let's just calm it down for a half century. Everyone get outside for a hand's worth of decades.
👏there👏is👏no👏ceasefire👏
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
👏there👏is👏no👏ceasefire👏
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special...
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special...
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special...
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special...
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The thing about Trump saying it’s fine for Mamdani to call him a fascist is that he genuinely thinks all of this is kayfabe, just as he could insult Rubio or Cruz but still work with them. It’s not possible for him to imagine other people being sincere about anything.
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The thing about Trump saying it’s fine for Mamdani to call him a fascist is that he genuinely thinks all of this is kayfabe, just as he could insult Rubio or Cruz but still work with them. It’s not possible for him to imagine other people being sincere about anything.
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Also another reminder that <10 people in Washington - all of whom are Republicans & all of whom keep getting total daily free passes from the media about their cowardice - could end most of the madness tomorrow by simply caucusing with the Democrats & giving them control of both the House & Senate.
Suddenly the special election in TN-07 becomes potentially hugely consequential. It shouldn’t be competitive, but if Democrats steal it, when Greene resigns the Republican majority will be down to 218-216 w a sure Dem seat with no special scheduled in Texas.
Just catching up; what’s the significance of Jan 5? Does waiting until then affect when the special will be scheduled?
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Also another reminder that <10 people in Washington - all of whom are Republicans & all of whom keep getting total daily free passes from the media about their cowardice - could end most of the madness tomorrow by simply caucusing with the Democrats & giving them control of both the House & Senate.
This November I’m writing 30 novels about masturbation in 30 days.
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This November I’m writing 30 novels about masturbation in 30 days.
They don’t give a shit about us.
Former Vice-President Kamala Harris and Senator Lindsey Graham greet each other at Dick Cheney’s funeral.
Photo: Getty Images
Photo: Getty Images
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
They don’t give a shit about us.
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“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
I don’t know which is funnier, when my little kids fart in their sleep or when I fart and they laugh at my farts in their sleep.
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I don’t know which is funnier, when my little kids fart in their sleep or when I fart and they laugh at my farts in their sleep.
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
AI bad.
This is a nuts story. An AI chatbot and image platform left millions of images exposed. They show what people are actually using the AI for: taking random women's yearbook, graduation, and social media photos and making super realistic hardcore porn with them
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
Massive Leak Shows Erotic Chatbot Users Turned Women’s Yearbook Pictures Into AI Porn
Chatbot roleplay and image generator platform SecretDesires.ai left cloud storage containers of nearly two million of images and videos exposed, including photos and full names of women from social me...
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
AI bad.
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
Kamala Harris criticized Joe Biden's Administration, saying they should have been more willing to publicly criticize Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu over Gaza
The post ‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen
Hiding in the woods like bitches
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
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The Epstein bill is headed to Trump’s desk as we speak.
So, what now? Well, a lot of panic, it seems. I have seen every single possible worst case scenario all over social media in the last hour, so let’s go through this step by step. My only request, read the whole thing before commenting.
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So, what now? Well, a lot of panic, it seems. I have seen every single possible worst case scenario all over social media in the last hour, so let’s go through this step by step. My only request, read the whole thing before commenting.
1/
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The Epstein bill is headed to Trump’s desk as we speak.
So, what now? Well, a lot of panic, it seems. I have seen every single possible worst case scenario all over social media in the last hour, so let’s go through this step by step. My only request, read the whole thing before commenting.
1/
So, what now? Well, a lot of panic, it seems. I have seen every single possible worst case scenario all over social media in the last hour, so let’s go through this step by step. My only request, read the whole thing before commenting.
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A turkey with all the surroundings
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
A turkey with all the surroundings
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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This is the food distribution line at Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas 11/7/25. This is what Trump doesn't want you to see.
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is the food distribution line at Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas 11/7/25. This is what Trump doesn't want you to see.
MAGA wants to try to obfuscate by making the debate about whether these men are technically pedophiles or ephebophiles. Truly either way they r*ped underage girls. Megyn Kelly: “There‘s a difference between an 8 year old and a 15 year old,” to which one responds, “they r*ped underage girls.”
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
MAGA wants to try to obfuscate by making the debate about whether these men are technically pedophiles or ephebophiles. Truly either way they r*ped underage girls. Megyn Kelly: “There‘s a difference between an 8 year old and a 15 year old,” to which one responds, “they r*ped underage girls.”
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My right side is absolutely killing me
You need an appendectomy
How much is that
Umm … $47,285
How much without the anesthesia
Ok we can do that for $36,210
I don’t think so
What’s it going to take to get you into this OR today
I’m going to shop around
Hold on, my manager is coming over
You need an appendectomy
How much is that
Umm … $47,285
How much without the anesthesia
Ok we can do that for $36,210
I don’t think so
What’s it going to take to get you into this OR today
I’m going to shop around
Hold on, my manager is coming over
TRUMP: We’re going to give Americans the money to buy health insurance
REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?
TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?
TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My right side is absolutely killing me
You need an appendectomy
How much is that
Umm … $47,285
How much without the anesthesia
Ok we can do that for $36,210
I don’t think so
What’s it going to take to get you into this OR today
I’m going to shop around
Hold on, my manager is coming over
You need an appendectomy
How much is that
Umm … $47,285
How much without the anesthesia
Ok we can do that for $36,210
I don’t think so
What’s it going to take to get you into this OR today
I’m going to shop around
Hold on, my manager is coming over
It‘s just locker room sex trafficking
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It‘s just locker room sex trafficking
It's not fair that alcohol is so bad for you and weed is so mostly not. One makes me feel like everything is going to be ok and the other makes me feel like I'm rounding the corner behind the diner in Mulholland Drive.
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It's not fair that alcohol is so bad for you and weed is so mostly not. One makes me feel like everything is going to be ok and the other makes me feel like I'm rounding the corner behind the diner in Mulholland Drive.
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crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson